Hey, I may go get my sack chopped on

Gatsby

Mysst wrote: »

Gatsby wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

I'm gonna get mine snipped next year sometime. it's either that or lasik.

so, basically, do I want to bareback or do I want to see my dick is the question i have to answer

Pfft who needs to see it when you can feel it?

I got five senses and i'm gonna use 'em

Now you're just being greedy

Sir Platypus

Get it snipped so you can still bang hideous women without worrying about knocking them up.

GeoMitch

There's a vas deferens between couples with kids and couples without kids.

redfenix

GeoMitch wrote: »

There's a vas deferens between couples with kids and couples without kids.

:^:

redfenix

SporkAndrew wrote: »

redfenix wrote: »

basically, if you keep one of the loans i can do out for more than a couple months, it's probably a bad idea
but for people with no credit and an emergency, it can be a godsend

Please tell me you're not one of those payday loan sharks that charge 572% APR

yes and no.

for a first-time customer, the apr is much higher, but the big thing is
a) there's no pre-payment penalty, so the sensible thing is to take it out for a couple of weeks or a month or so

b) it's not for everyone, and you can screw yourself over with it if you're not careful. but, that can be said for plenty of things that are also an asset to people

Centipede Damascus

It is a payday loan then! You just described exactly what it is!

redfenix

i think a payday loan is forced to be paid back in like a week or something
not really sure

the company i work for does installment loans, so you keep em a bit longer, and the apr only really adds up if you keep it for like a year

redfenix

also, balls?

Macera

GeoMitch wrote: »

There's a vas deferens between couples with kids and couples without kids.

Get off the stage!

redfenix

also, to the question of why not just use comdoms, bc, etc

what, forever?

that's silly. also, condoms are the worst.

Pony

i used condoms for many, many years

then, i got a vasectomy and i am engaged to a lady

so, no more condoms

i feel good about this decision

cadmunky

oh hey look, a thread for me. not a bad idea. i should really get on this.

KalTorak

After my first kid I am all over that scalpel, balls-first.

mcp

I considered one of those.

My lady is on the shot, and she said she wouldn't go off of it anyway if I did get clipped.

She prefers not having a period.

redfenix

KalTorak wrote: »

After my first kid I am all over that scalpel, balls-first.

this brings to mind a great visual

charging into battle, full-plate mail up top, nothin but the sack swingin' down below

FREEEEDOOOMMMMM

Centipede Damascus

redfenix wrote: »

i think a payday loan is forced to be paid back in like a week or something
not really sure

the company i work for does installment loans, so you keep em a bit longer, and the apr only really adds up if you keep it for like a year

You can't force someone to pay back a loan. They just charge ridiculous interest rates in order to "encourage" people to pay them back quickly.

Hunter

You know they're going to human trials soon on a very effective male The Pill. Also, you only need to take it like every 3 months and there's been no recorded side effects yet.

pillow

I will be the last person ever to have a babby

blackpyr

now that,

that is a solution. I do wonder what the side effects will be. Nature, god, whatever really seems to resent reproductive modulation.

Mysst

pillow wrote: »

I will be the last person ever to have a babby

your child will be born sterile?

Charles Kinbote

i remember back in high school a lot of guys and gals alike were talking about getting chopped

just two years later and absolutely no further word on that, think they've realized they might want to have kids

MereHappenstance

That man pill sounds pretty B.A. actually. Maybe it'll be like the BC pill and I'll have fewer periods!

But srsly. Even though I know getting the cut isn't painful, it still pains me just to think about getting a knife in the testies.

redfenix

they can do a not-scalpel way now, actually

MereHappenstance

redfenix wrote: »

they can do a not-scalpel way now, actually

Do they use LASER BEAMS?!

That'd be kind of interesting.

netgremlin

To everyone who suggested that using condoms is as effective as a vasectomy.

It isn't

My son, who is one of the two most amazing things to happen to me, happens to be the product of sperm that survived a condom, spermacide, and birth control.

He is my hero.

The vas deferense had to go.

BahamutZERO

So wait, I know what getting your testicles' tubes cut+tied means, but you can still have sex and orgasm afterwards?


Also holy shit netgremlin, that kid is something special

netgremlin

yes, as often as you can/want. There's really no difference at all, performance wise and enjoyment wise.

You do have to heal first, though.

Faricazy

You still cum, there's just no sperm in it.

Faricazy

gremlin your kid is batman

Mysst

BahamutZERO wrote: »

So wait, I know what getting your testicles' tubes cut+tied means, but you can still have sex and orgasm afterwards?


Also holy shit netgremlin, that kid is something special

dude

seriously?

netgremlin

Faricazy wrote: »

gremlin your kid is batman

Without the billions and billions of dollars and cool gadgets.

MereHappenstance

netgremlin wrote: »

To everyone who suggested that using condoms is as effective as a vasectomy.

It isn't

My son, who is one of the two most amazing things to happen to me, happens to be the product of sperm that survived a condom, spermacide, and birth control.

He is my hero.

The vas deferense had to go.

I've got a friend who was born under similar circumstances. Way I see it, if they've made it through all of that as a sperm, they deserve to be born. They EARNED it.

redfenix

the Normandy beach invasion of vaginas

YoSoyTheWalrus

Seminal duct
Epididymis
Vas deferens
Ejaculatory duct
Nothing

Urethra
Penis!

Yay!

MereHappenstance

YoSoyTheWalrus wrote: »

Seminal duct
Epididymis
Vas deferens
Ejaculatory duct
Nothing

Urethra
Penis!

Yay!

Now you're just making up names for penis'.

I can do that too.

Titanicus Urethrius
Vast Wangius
Wiener

See? I can do it too.

BahamutZERO

Ah, so the sperm gets mixed in with the goo after the vas deferens.
Been a long time since sex ed biology in 6th grade.

Faricazy

BahamutZERO wrote: »

Ah, so the sperm gets mixed in with the goo after the vas deferens.
Been a long time since sex ed biology in 6th grade.

I feel that knowing how your dick works is important.

MereHappenstance

Faricazy wrote: »

BahamutZERO wrote: »

Ah, so the sperm gets mixed in with the goo after the vas deferens.
Been a long time since sex ed biology in 6th grade.

I feel that knowing how your dick works is important.

I just apply pressure and things generally happen. It's served me well so far.

Bedlam

MereHappenstance wrote: »

netgremlin wrote: »

To everyone who suggested that using condoms is as effective as a vasectomy.

It isn't

My son, who is one of the two most amazing things to happen to me, happens to be the product of sperm that survived a condom, spermacide, and birth control.

He is my hero.

The vas deferense had to go.

I've got a friend who was born under similar circumstances. Way I see it, if they've made it through all of that as a sperm, they deserve to be born. They EARNED it.

Ive heard of a couple where they both had surgery (vasectamy for the guy, tubes tied for the gal) and yet they still managed to have a kid.

Shit be crazy, yo.

Jyardana

Hey red! Simple vasectomy solution.

Take the coilgun I gave you and open it up. Replace capacitors with this

Aim at sack.

Fire!

btw- did it survive shipping? I've been wondering that for awhile now.