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In Soviet Russia bear eat strawberry, sensually

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    BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go to America and live there. You will get a job and a residence."


    "Ok. Then what?"


    "No, that's it. Feel free to get married and have kids if you want."

    I refuse, sounds like a bad deal.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So I guess firefly ain't happening?

    badumcsh

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well, the point is not to get caught.

    Legally, you have to declare yourself or you risk becoming Persona Non Grata if you're caught and that'll get your ass bounced backed to where you came from or worse.

    Case in point: The fine folks that work at the Russian embassy in DC? All declared agents of the Soviet government working here in the states. Now, are they all actually doing the jobs that they have declared themselves to be doing? Likely not. Half that building is spies.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man what the fuck would you want to learn about america right now

    as a goddamn spy, what would make that spy think america was a hotbed of info

    Nuclear secrets would be nice

    to what end

    like the world's gonna become a fucking tom clancy novel

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-life-turns-into-bad-jerry-bruckheimer-mov,220/

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dogg you need to get out of ukraine, they have the worst Russian :P

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well, the point is not to get caught.

    Legally, you have to declare yourself or you risk becoming Persona Non Grata if you're caught and that'll get your ass bounced backed to where you came from or worse.

    Case in point: The fine folks that work at the Russian embassy in DC? All declared agents of the Soviet government working here in the states. Now, are they all actually doing the jobs that they have declared themselves to be doing? Likely not. Half that building is spies.

    PC

    OR

    MAC?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    dogg you need to get out of ukraine, they have the worst Russian :P

    haha, i'm still learning it though.

    I'm my language teachers best student out of the 5 of us. Although 3 of them don't give a shit about the language besides saying shit like Ya hachoo teba and ya hachoo meenyet

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well, the point is not to get caught.

    Legally, you have to declare yourself or you risk becoming Persona Non Grata if you're caught and that'll get your ass bounced backed to where you came from or worse.

    Case in point: The fine folks that work at the Russian embassy in DC? All declared agents of the Soviet government working here in the states. Now, are they all actually doing the jobs that they have declared themselves to be doing? Likely not. Half that building is spies.

    PC

    OR

    MAC?

    Well played.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    can i talk about moving my troops into her harbour facilities?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    faricazy teach me russian

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well, the point is not to get caught.

    Legally, you have to declare yourself or you risk becoming Persona Non Grata if you're caught and that'll get your ass bounced backed to where you came from or worse.

    Case in point: The fine folks that work at the Russian embassy in DC? All declared agents of the Soviet government working here in the states. Now, are they all actually doing the jobs that they have declared themselves to be doing? Likely not. Half that building is spies.

    I know if I go to any countries I have to send a request to the embassy there so the country knows i'll be there, and I have to check in with the embassy.

    It's pretty annoying.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well, the point is not to get caught.

    Legally, you have to declare yourself or you risk becoming Persona Non Grata if you're caught and that'll get your ass bounced backed to where you came from or worse.

    Case in point: The fine folks that work at the Russian embassy in DC? All declared agents of the Soviet government working here in the states. Now, are they all actually doing the jobs that they have declared themselves to be doing? Likely not. Half that building is spies.

    I know if I go to any countries I have to send a request to the embassy there so the country knows i'll be there, and I have to check in with the embassy.

    It's pretty annoying.
    This is as long as you're employed by the US embassy?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    faricazy teach me russian
    ya hachoo meenyet

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    IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    faricazy teach me russian

    It's a sexy language, sure, but be careful.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Well, the point is not to get caught.

    Legally, you have to declare yourself or you risk becoming Persona Non Grata if you're caught and that'll get your ass bounced backed to where you came from or worse.

    Case in point: The fine folks that work at the Russian embassy in DC? All declared agents of the Soviet government working here in the states. Now, are they all actually doing the jobs that they have declared themselves to be doing? Likely not. Half that building is spies.

    I know if I go to any countries I have to send a request to the embassy there so the country knows i'll be there, and I have to check in with the embassy.

    It's pretty annoying.
    This is as long as you're employed by the US embassy?

    yea, cause I travel with my dip passport.

    e - actually i've had to do it using my regular passport as well, bleh.

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    BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Iolo wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    faricazy teach me russian

    It's a sexy language, sure, but be careful.

    Comedy_43_a_fish_called_wanda_420.jpg

    Don't call me stupid.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    faricazy teach me russian
    ya hachoo meenyet

    that's all i needed to know, thanks

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The russians killed off firefly?

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pisku vrot

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    THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cases

    Jewel Staite was on this old nick show.

    And she is like the best celebrity ever because of it.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Russian swearing is a lot more eloquent than in English, I find.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh goddamnit

    I thought the OP literally meant that Anna Chapman played Kaylee

    Woe is me

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cases

    Jewel Staite was on this old nick show.

    And she is like the best celebrity ever because of it.

    No, she is the best because of this.

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    I was lurking in the Hyatt corridor late at night in my Blink Angel, the better to terrify people with. I was standing in the weeping pose, holding absolutely still, when I heard a couple of people come by. They stopped and started whispering together, and then I heard someone come closer and felt a hand touch the 'stone' of my dress. I instantly spun around into 'attack' mode, whereupon the pretty woman who had been touching my dress let out a shriek and jumped back about ten feet. She and the man started laughing uproariously, and the man said that she was absolutely terrified by that episode would probably have nightmares now. They asked if I could pose with her for a picture like I was attacking her. I said sure and posed. They shouted, "Strangle her! Strangle me!", so I did. Funny photo, we all laughed, they went their way.

    Apparently that was Jewel Staite from Firefly.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    it took me a second to realize that's not a real statue!

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    holy shit

    this affects me personally

    i guess i'll call the FBI

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thorgot wrote: »
    holy shit

    this affects me personally

    i guess i'll call the FBI

    what

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thorgot is russia?

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thorgot might of said some things

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    rused on

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    IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thorgot might of slept with some Anna Chapman

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thor did you put your strawberry into her fields

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that's not what he said at all!

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thorgot better keep us updated about this

    if he blue balls me on info about Spies, I will be very cross

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Iolo wrote: »
    Thorgot is anna chapman

    man I want info on spies too :(

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i wish i had a time machine so i can go back in time and warn miss chapman
    with my penis
    COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO SPY

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hehe, come with me

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NAC, you're leaving out the best one
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    NAC, you're leaving out the best one
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    (your wife's a slut)

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