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Turtle Fortress 2. Trading and Polycount will be together.

Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open thatTrap Door!Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
You will play Team Fortress 2 and you will LIKE IT.

Polycount winners were announced for 5 classes.
Pretty sure there were only supposed to be 5.
Read the blog so i don't have to.
www.tf2.com.

There were apparently so many good entries that we can expect up to half of them to hit us at some point in the future. So if somebody didn't win this time, they might just get their shit in the game later.

ENGI UPDATE
Details in spoiler, it's all over, excitement is gone. Let's start bitching about the next update/

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New Engineer domination lines.

All week
Golden Wrenches.
Everytime you craft something you have a chance to create a Golden Wrench, only 100 available and some gone already. It'll turn enemies killed with it into gold statues. Only available this week. No daily limit to wrench hand outs, so you have a chance at picking it up until they run out.

TOO LATE, ALL GONE!


Achievements
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/achievements/

Unlock 1:
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You get kills with sentry, when sentry dies, you get crits. Has the guitar taunt kill.

Unlock 2:
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Unlock 3:
Some kinda wrench made by somebody called Watchmaker
20% fire vulnerability
No crits
Bleed damage on hit.
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Unlock 4
Replaces WRENCH not Pistol. Fuck you im not changing the image.
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Yes you can upgrade stuff and repair stuff, you punch it isntead of whacking it. Has a taunt kill, is cool.

Map
UPWARD
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Another Map
HIGHTOWER
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ANOTHERMap
THUNDER MOUNTAIN
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Hidden shit people dug out or whatever

http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/radigan/
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/wrangdigan/
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/evolutionaryman
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/engineer_photos/
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/handyman/

DETAILS!!!

You can move any level sentry with Mouse 2, walking speed is a bit slower than normall. When you redeploy sentry starts at level 1 and goes through all upgrade animations til it gets to it's level before it starts firing

Southern Hospitality = Ambassador + Scrap Metal.

The Guitar Taunt is for the Frontier Justice, yes it's a taunt kill.
Yes FJ works like i said, sentry gets kills/assists, sentry is destroyed (by you or enemy), you get crits. Don't get them if you're dead.

Gunslinger has a taunt kill aswell, is awesome. Yes you can still upgrade dispensers/teleporters/other peoples shit. Yes you can repair the above. Just can't repair/upgrade your own mini sentry.

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STUFF I STOLE!
Password for ALL PA servers: wang

HOW TO CRAFT DICKS AND COCKS
Fabricate Crit-a-Cola= 1 Kritzkrieg + 1 Bonk! Atomic Punch
Fabricate Dalokohs bar = 1 Sandvich + 1 Bonk! Atomic Punch
Fabricate Gunboats = 1 Chargin' Targe + 1 Razorback
Fabricate Homewrecker = 1 Eyelander + 1 Equalizer
Fabricate Pain train = 1 Sandman + 1 Scrap Metal
Fabricate Scotsman's skullcutter = 1 Axtinguisher + 1 Jarate
Fabricate Tribalman's shiv =1 Huntsman + 1 Dead Ringer
Fabricate Southern Hospitality = Ambassador + Scrap Metal.

The rest can be found at http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Crafting

The locations in which other dicks and cocks congregate in order to play this game

PMAvers'
Vastly superior to all other PA servers!
House of Non-Conformity Donate!
Custom map server.
Server IP: 208.167.243.68:27015
Stats page
Download the Map Pack..

Extract to: Steam\steamapps\<your account>\team fortress 2\tf\maps

Hey You & Quaz and Wally's
TF2PRO.COM / TEAM ZISSOU SERVER Donate!
Come test custom PA made maps and mods for the PAMTU (Contact an admin to join).
Server IP: 208.167.242.188:27015

Job's
Hyperbolic Drama Chamber Donate!
Normal server with SourceMod.
Server IP: 216.155.146.69:27015

JonXP's
JonXP's server Donate!
Regular vanilla server. No plugins whatsoever.
Server IP: tf2.finalmeasure.com

Reddit Midwest
wednesday night bizarre fan-fic reading!
Server IP: 8.9.4.114:27015

Dodgeball!
Server IP: 208.43.4.58:27015

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Password for ALL PA servers: wang
Password for ALL PA servers: wang
Password for ALL PA servers: wang
The password is WANG!


Look what Wrench N Rockets made:
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Look what I made:
THEY'RE ANIMATED!

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    gosh ginger

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    gowrsh ginger

    goofy003.gif

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Knock it off and make half life 2 episode 3 already.

    Or meet the pyro.

    Barcardi on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So uh..Frontier Justice.

    Looks pretty swanky.

    Kinda sad though, I honestly thought that was a shotgun with a scope. Still, I like the crits idea.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I want a wrench

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This game is fun.

    Sara Lynn on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I could never be arsed enough to craft enough to get that.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Neither could I

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  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh sweet, the ability to sacrifice metal (in the form of deploying and then destructing a sentry) for guaranteed crits? Sign me up.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I need to play this more

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I need to play this more

    I just started playing after having not in like, two years

    I really suck.

    Did okay as a Medic, though.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    every time I have time to play the PA servers are either empty or there's a queue 5 miles long for the Drama Chamber

    I reckon if everyone waiting to get into that server hopped into Jon's or something we'd easily have an 8v8 going

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You should play on the vastly superior HONC!

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fuck you viv that's crazy talk

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Aw, shit. We got a G&T OP? Do we have to post meat puns until the thread gets locked now?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I played the other day and I did okay.

    But that's not good enough.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was playing this tonight. A Magistrate's Mullet dropped. I was pretty pleased.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I got a Natacha (spelling?) and the new Soldier rocket launcher, and uhhh. I think that's it.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I need to play this more

    I just started playing after having not in like, two years

    I really suck.

    Did okay as a Medic, though.

    playing as medic on the PA servers (because my 300 ping won't allow me to play as anything else) has made me a really good medic

    I happened to be on the wrong side of a clan stack in one Aussie pub server and outscored everyone on both teams by about 20 points in a single round

    even though our team lost

    then I got switched to the clanstack team and I ended up on top even further

    basically I got invited to join clans a few times

    but usually I assume they're lousy clans

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey guys

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Riale wrote: »
    Oh sweet, the ability to sacrifice metal (in the form of deploying and then destructing a sentry) for guaranteed crits? Sign me up.

    I think it means that you'll get the crits from the sentry's kills when it dies.

    Zek on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes, but reading is hard.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it mentions that self-destructs work too, zek

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i doubt building a sentry and then immediately self destructing it will give you crits

    which is the assumption a lot of people have apparently

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I guess the crits are only awarded to you once the sentry is destroyed and has killed people? Initially I thought it gave you crits as it killed people. That sounds like a pain in the butt, do engineers usually survive when their sentries are destroyed? I usually kill the engineer in the course of the mayhem.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    READ THE DAMN DESCRIPTION YOU MONGRELS

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so like do idle servers still exist, can I do that while at work. I can't play this game all the time and get items stuff :(

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sentry gets kills + assists, no crits yet, on destruction of sentry, crits are granted for previous kills + assists. Parties are then thrown. Waking up in bathtubs following thereafter.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't know how to read :(

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I guess the crits are only awarded to you once the sentry is destroyed and has killed people? Initially I thought it gave you crits as it killed people. That sounds like a pain in the butt, do engineers usually survive when their sentries are destroyed? I usually kill the engineer in the course of the mayhem.

    There are many instances where an Engineer survives their sentry being wrecked.

    If defensive, it's left to good positioning. If offensive, the Engineer has no business turtling behind his gun anyway.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well okay, I don't know much about engineering, I only know how to set things on fire.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Viv that is a filthy lie

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I actually think you get crits for each kill your sentry has when it's still alive, but those kills don't carry over when you build a new sentry. When your sentry dies (either from you destroying it or it being destroyed), you lose those crits but you pick up bonus crits.

    Otherwise it doesn't make sense to keep your sentry alive at all.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so like do idle servers still exist, can I do that while at work. I can't play this game all the time and get items stuff :(

    yes they do just filter your server list with the mapname achieve

    should get you purely idle servers

    also i'm going to do all of my crafting off of idle servers from now on

    tinfoil hat is going on

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wish the pyro could get a napalm gun.

    I could arc napalm over things!

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I actually think you get crits for each kill your sentry has as it's still alive. When your sentry dies (either from you destroying it or it being destroyed), you lose those crits but you pick up bonus crits.

    Otherwise it doesn't make sense to keep your sentry alive at all.

    Yeah that is what I thought at first! That sounds much better and less annoying.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's clearly an offensive weapon by design, since their guns die are always dying after a quick kill or two. As a defensive engie it's not wise to bet on your gun dying, nor do you really want to abandon it to save yourself and then go on a rampage yourself.

    I think this gun will be fun to use but I can't help but think it's kind of silly that an engie can ever become a walking powerhouse with his own shotgun. He'll absolutely wreck anybody 1v1 as long as he's saving up a crit or two.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I actually think you get crits for each kill your sentry has when it's still alive, but those kills don't carry over when you build a new sentry. When your sentry dies (either from you destroying it or it being destroyed), you lose those crits but you pick up bonus crits.

    Otherwise it doesn't make sense to keep your sentry alive at all.

    I think you have it completely backwards. It refers to the crits as revenge crits. Also, not keeping your sentry alive at all would mean you don't earn shit.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    basically

    when on blue team, equip frontier justice

    when on red team, equip regular shotgun

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Whatever, this is confusing, I'm not an engineer anyway. They're all gonna burn the same.

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