SE++ invites you to Beat The Heat! (Random active forumers thread)

GeoMitch

It is summertime, SE++. Over here it is 118 degrees fuck. That is hotter than the surface of the sun. It is a great time to not have a pool, working fan, or access to the beach.

So what are you gnarly dudes and bodacious babes gonna do? Go to the beach? Go to the pool? Go north?
Tell us your plans.

TheySlashThem

basically I am going to sweat a lot

Joon

I am going to move to a place that is about ten degrees hotter. I'm bad at summer.

GeoMitch

somebody buy and install a pool for me

Sarksus

My house has air conditioning.

I'm going to stay in my house.

Theidar

Sarksus wrote: »

My house has air conditioning.

I'm going to stay in my house.

VALVEjunkie

I WAS going to go to my grandmas house and swim in her pool until september but its full of enough chemicals to dissolve a diamond so >:|

Viscount Islands

The temperature is like this all year round for me so

GeoMitch

i hate people who don't clean their pools
count the number of dead bugs in your pool
0-1 acceptable
2-5 ok whatever maybe clean it out?
6+ fuck you

satansfingers

i just bought an a/c unit for my bedroom

i don't go to the other rooms of the apartment much anymore

Squall

I'm going to vegas in a couple weeks for my twenty first

it will be 110F

augh

Sweeney Tom

i've got 3 airconditioners in my house

so i don't plan on leaving my house until it's at least in the 70s here

Melding

my fan broke after not even having it for 24 hours, now i am hot. and humid.

Sal

My fan broke a couple of days ago

I am not a happy camper, you might say

Sheri

Stay inside

Until I have to work

But I work (mostly) inside so it's okay

lostwords

i plan on being in my underwear a lot and have an electric fan dedicated to just my crotch

#pipe

It's winter down here

feels good man.

BugBoy

I was just going to take lots and lots of showers

but apparently the water supply needs to be conserved

Melding

I have an idea! If i set myself on fire, once i go into shock i will cool off!

BRB, gas station.

GeoMitch

i'm just so fucking happy i live where the heat is dry
i was in orlando for a few days and oh my fucking god
oh my god i can't bear to think about the humidity

Sheri

I was in Orlando EVERY FUCKING DAY

No one comes to visit

FUCK YOU GUYS

Sweeney Tom

to be fair

Florida sucks

so it's not you Sheri

just Florida

nothing personal

Viscount Islands

Sheri thread.

Sheri

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

to be fair

Florida sucks

so it's not you Sheri

just Florida

nothing personal

Yeah but people have been HERE

And not visited

So they can't rightly use that excuse

EDIT: FUCK OFF, VI

GeoMitch

the thing that's crazy about florida is how green it is
i live in the desert, everything is dead/sage green
and i've been up north, there it is gray/green

but orlando is nuclear green, everywhere

GeoMitch

sheri i would've visited but i was on a school trip
"hey mr teacher can i go meet with my internet friend don't know when ill be back"

Clint Eastwood

Going to the lake this weekend

not getting in the water though

that shit be gross son

Sweeney Tom

Sheri wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

to be fair

Florida sucks

so it's not you Sheri

just Florida

nothing personal

Yeah but people have been HERE

And not visited

So they can't rightly use that excuse

EDIT: FUCK OFF, VI

maybe they just don't want an excuse to stay there in that godawful state so they go out of their way to avoid you

Sheri

GeoMitch wrote: »

sheri i would've visited but i was on a school trip
"hey mr teacher can i go meet with my internet friend don't know when ill be back"

Okay that is acceptable

Clint Eastwood

well okay i might do some tubing

but probably not

GeoMitch

sheri from what i've seen of orlando it is basically
-airport
-swamp
-mcmansions w/ confederate flags
-disneyworld

am I right?

Cilla Black

Its only gotten over 100 a few days in the past few weeks. Not as bad as the desert in that sense. But the fucking humidity, god. Going outside feels awful.

Theidar

Sheri wrote: »

I was in Orlando EVERY FUCKING DAY

No one comes to visit

FUCK YOU GUYS

I'll be back in January.
If you're around we should meet up
Hopefully no violent illness for me this time.

Seriously

Air conditioning went out at the office


watching the repair person trying to figure out what the hell was like watching an episode of House

#pipe

Everyone is walking around the office this morning saying it's "Freezing"

IT'S 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE (68F) AND THE HEATING IS ON HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE ALIVE IF YOU THINK THIS IS COLD

Abracadaniel

Sheri wrote: »

Stay inside

Until I have to work

But I work (mostly) inside so it's okay

This.

Except when my car was all busted and I had to crank up the heat to vent it from the engine. That was a fun half of a week.

Sheri

GeoMitch wrote: »

sheri from what i've seen of orlando it is basically
-airport
-swamp
-mcmansions w/ confederate flags
-disneyworld

am I right?

I have not seen any McMansions with confederate flags

I mean, this isn't even the real south

GeoMitch

ok I only saw like, 2, but that was the only time I've seen those irl so it was kinda jarring

Abracadaniel

I'm gonna be in Orlando all next week 8-)

MrMonroe

I will go from my room (air conditioned)

to the train (air conditioned)

and transfer in grand central (air conditioned) to the metro north (air conditioned)

and take the shuttle (air conditioned) to the office (air conditioned)

and then do the whole thing in reverse

basically I just have to sit through waiting for the 4 in the subway station

Sheri

Smart Hero wrote: »

I'm gonna be in Orlando all next week 8-)

Oh right!

Um when are you coming anyway

Cuz we're moving Sunday and have to be home Monday until 4 for the cable/internet guy