that was a really lame lunchtime date, i hope tomorrow goes better
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she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
The quill piercing looks like a good way to get your nose torn if it catches on something, like someone's fist if you ever get swung at in your entire life.
This is pretty much my theory on piercings in general. You get into a fight and peopls start yanking things through your flesh. How is that a plus?
I knew a chick with her nipples pierced and all I could think of was Chris Farley in Airheads.
What kind of lives do you guys live where this is a likely enough concern to avoid doing something you want to do?
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The quill piercing looks like a good way to get your nose torn if it catches on something, like someone's fist if you ever get swung at in your entire life.
which, if you're rocking something as lame as a septum piercing, is a pretty sure bet
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
you must have smooth talked her with your silken voice.
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but they're listening to every word I say
that was a really lame lunchtime date, i hope tomorrow goes better
?
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she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
you should tap that ass then never call her again
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The quill piercing looks like a good way to get your nose torn if it catches on something, like someone's fist if you ever get swung at in your entire life.
This is pretty much my theory on piercings in general. You get into a fight and peopls start yanking things through your flesh. How is that a plus?
I knew a chick with her nipples pierced and all I could think of was Chris Farley in Airheads.
What kind of lives do you guys live where this is a likely enough concern to avoid doing something you want to do? I never think about "what if I get into a fight with someone and he tries to seriously damage me?" I'm a goddamn mainframe operator, not a boxer.
In 80 years I imagine someone will probably swing at me a few times. But I also don't want to get a piercing, even if I wasn't ever going to get into a fight, so it's not the same as you who likes piercings so you are willing to take on a little bit of risk for that pleasure.
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that was a really lame lunchtime date, i hope tomorrow goes better
?
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she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
All this talk of piercings reminded me of my most horrifying piercing experience and probably the reason I'll never get a piercing.
So, me, my mom, and my brother were at this festival known as the Taste of Colorado, which happens Labor Day and features basically restaurants from all over Colorado making their finest cuisine and selling it to people. So, we're walking along and we see this guy with his shirt off and a septum piercing, two nipple piercings, and a chain joining them all together. So, we're walking along, this guy is heading in the opposite direction. Ahead of this, a woman steps off the curb, but apparently didn't realize there was a curb there and trips. She stumbles forward, reaching for something to stabilize herself and she finds... the guy with the piercings. She instinctively grabs on to the chain to try to stabilize herself and.... RIIIIIPPPP. Ouch.
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finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
you must have smooth talked her with your silken voice.
my voice is so lame
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that was a really lame lunchtime date, i hope tomorrow goes better
?
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she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
Was this the Penn girl?
What kind of lives do you guys live where this is a likely enough concern to avoid doing something you want to do? I never think about "what if I get into a fight with someone and he tries to seriously damage me?" I'm a goddamn mainframe operator, not a boxer.
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
Will, I think you and I would get along swimmingly.
When someone is that judgmental of other people in person, it's a lot more entertaining to me than it is on the internet.
Like, I had a friend in college who just judged everybody and talked loudly about it with his friends. I mean, I'd never want to date him or be, like, best friends with him or something, but he was a pretty funny guy and it was fun to hang out with him.
that was a really lame lunchtime date, i hope tomorrow goes better
?
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she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
was this the phd student?
no she's tomorrow.
with her we actually have an agreed upon date plan, in which she's shown interest. plus i've seen pictures and she's gorgeous. that one i'm looking forward to.
All this talk of piercings reminded me of my most horrifying piercing experience and probably the reason I'll never get a piercing.
So, me, my mom, and my brother were at this festival known as the Taste of Colorado, which happens Labor Day and features basically restaurants from all over Colorado making their finest cuisine and selling it to people. So, we're walking along and we see this guy with his shirt off and a septum piercing, two nipple piercings, and a chain joining them all together. So, we're walking along, this guy is heading in the opposite direction. Ahead of this, a woman steps off the curb, but apparently didn't realize there was a curb there and trips. She stumbles forward, reaching for something to stabilize herself and she finds... the guy with the piercings. She instinctively grabs on to the chain to try to stabilize herself and.... RIIIIIPPPP. Ouch.
Yeah. Some piercings are, on a completely visual or physical level, pretty interesting, but man do they invite a lot of risk and complications.
that was a really lame lunchtime date, i hope tomorrow goes better
?
deets
she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
you must have smooth talked her with your silken voice.
my voice is so lame
Lame like Ira Glass.
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and i'm really not willing to be the primary caregiver
how old is frankie
you guys are in your early 30s right?
I'm assuming if her baby clock hasn't started ticking it probably won't randomly start
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
I have had my ear, tongue, and nipple pierced when I was 16-18. Took most of it out before I was 20, and now I just wear the tongue piercing when I'm feelin' sexy
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
Facial piercings are just bad.
Only thing that works is small side nostril studs on girls.
Everything else raises your douche levels to near "elaborate facial hair" levels.
That's right, facial piercings are almost as douchy as starburns, chin straps and whorls.
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edited July 2010
if you live a life in which there's not a reasonable chance of being punched in the face while going around town, you obviously live in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane
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that just looks painful. I want to ask that guy if he is okay.
but they're listening to every word I say
is that guy actually crosseyed or does his dumb nose piercing just make him look that way?
also: hey dude 1992 called and dan cortese wants his do-rag back and also he's runnin a little low on mountain dew
she was kind of shrill and self-centered
we ate, and she seemed kind of ok then, i guess? she kept making random, off the wall observations and asking me weird, rhetorical questions i wasn't supposed to answer- "ugh, look at the floor, i wonder what kind of material that is, hey, do you know when this place opened?" and then before i could answer "well i'll just ask when we leave", and other stuff like that. she was chipmunky.
then i had an idea for where we could go, and i had like three ideas but all of them were outdoors and they were all 'too hot' for her (i know it's hot out but jeez, it's summer, this tends to occur) so i was like ok how about (a museum i like that sort of revolves around one of the interests she mentioned) and she wasn't 'in a museumy mood'
finally i was kind of frustrated but i didn't want to be a sourpuss so i was like, "it's a nice afternoon, what do you want to do?" and she's like "i dunno why don't you come up with something"
...when that's what i'd been doing
finally i just booked out and we ended up calling it a wrap with just the lunch. she insisted on giving me her number, but i think she is just kind of negative. weird. i think she believed the date went better than i did. i guess she liked me, but i don't think i'll go out with her again.
prob not
she fuckin hates kids
and also she's really irresponsible
and i'm really not willing to be the primary caregiver
we can have a picnic and judge people
together
no it was a proper meat pie at the tuck shop, which is named after Australian junk food stores where you would get your lunch
like this
absolutely fantastic drunk food
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which, if you're rocking something as lame as a septum piercing, is a pretty sure bet
One of my favorite things about Australia.
you must have smooth talked her with your silken voice.
but they're listening to every word I say
this is the current level it generated for me:
you should tap that ass then never call her again
In 80 years I imagine someone will probably swing at me a few times. But I also don't want to get a piercing, even if I wasn't ever going to get into a fight, so it's not the same as you who likes piercings so you are willing to take on a little bit of risk for that pleasure.
also these
seen girls get these in their cheek
terrible
was this the phd student?
So, me, my mom, and my brother were at this festival known as the Taste of Colorado, which happens Labor Day and features basically restaurants from all over Colorado making their finest cuisine and selling it to people. So, we're walking along and we see this guy with his shirt off and a septum piercing, two nipple piercings, and a chain joining them all together. So, we're walking along, this guy is heading in the opposite direction. Ahead of this, a woman steps off the curb, but apparently didn't realize there was a curb there and trips. She stumbles forward, reaching for something to stabilize herself and she finds... the guy with the piercings. She instinctively grabs on to the chain to try to stabilize herself and.... RIIIIIPPPP. Ouch.
finch from american pie went all underground
my voice is so lame
Was this the Penn girl?
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When someone is that judgmental of other people in person, it's a lot more entertaining to me than it is on the internet.
Like, I had a friend in college who just judged everybody and talked loudly about it with his friends. I mean, I'd never want to date him or be, like, best friends with him or something, but he was a pretty funny guy and it was fun to hang out with him.
no she's tomorrow.
with her we actually have an agreed upon date plan, in which she's shown interest. plus i've seen pictures and she's gorgeous. that one i'm looking forward to.
Yeah. Some piercings are, on a completely visual or physical level, pretty interesting, but man do they invite a lot of risk and complications.
negativity is a huge turn off for me
this does not sound like a girl I would call back
Lame like Ira Glass.
but they're listening to every word I say
that is p much my perfect day
in my experience
how old is frankie
you guys are in your early 30s right?
I'm assuming if her baby clock hasn't started ticking it probably won't randomly start
Only thing that works is small side nostril studs on girls.
Everything else raises your douche levels to near "elaborate facial hair" levels.
That's right, facial piercings are almost as douchy as starburns, chin straps and whorls.
Depends on where you live and where you hang.
you calling me an asshole?
because that streak of yours is about to end
i think Sabs was embarrassed to hang out with me
that is a monroe, I like those too
and also the cheek piercings that give you dimples
so cute
The biggest obstacle is pride.
Fucking ow! Oh Jesus Christ, there's blood! I can see blood! I WANT MY MOMMY!
Why you gotta call people out like that man.