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Film Noir!? I Hardly Know 'Er!

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I, Robot is worth the price of admission just to see Will Smith perform fellatio on a pair of shoes

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That film was a piece of shit.

    Also, gonna praise the shit out of Brick and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang as well. Gay Perry is probably the greatest character of all time.

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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No mention of The Third Man in the OP, shameful!

    Thieve's Highway is also one of my favorite noir movies. Dassin just does an amazing job, it's a shame the ending forced on him by the studio ruins it.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I enjoyed Brick, but there wasn't really anything special about it that wasn't a tacky, winking indulgence of the form.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    I love the Third Man because of the closing shot.

    Other stuff too, but that shot's fantastic.

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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I love the Third Man because of the closing shot.

    Other stuff too, but that shot's fantastic.

    Yeah, The Third Man really is a landmark film. The final shot, the scenes during the sewer chase...all complimented by a zither soundtrack.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dark City was disappointing

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dark City was disappointing

    I hate you.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Switzerland had five hundred years of peace and brotherhood and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dark City was disappointing

    Much like every one of your posts.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    Dark City was disappointing

    Much like every one of your posts.

    Does this mean you originally had high expectations of my posts?

    I had high expectations of Dark City

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't have any expectations of UV's opinions.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    Dark City was disappointing

    Much like every one of your posts.

    Does this mean you originally had high expectations of my posts?

    I had high expectations of Dark City

    That's an excellent point.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Dark City was disappointing

    Much like every one of your posts.

    Does this mean you originally had high expectations of my posts?

    I had high expectations of Dark City

    That's an excellent point.

    So in other words, that post didn't disappoint?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Dark City was disappointing

    Much like every one of your posts.

    Does this mean you originally had high expectations of my posts?

    I had high expectations of Dark City

    That's an excellent point.

    So in other words, that post didn't disappoint?

    I think it's because, mentally, I keep mixing you up with another poster.

    So my expectations are for posts that hover around average and then I read the user name more carefully.

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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Switzerland had five hundred years of peace and brotherhood and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

    I still can't believe he improvised such an iconic line

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Switzerland had five hundred years of peace and brotherhood and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

    And really good chocolate.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Looking at the OP, I need to see Touch of Evil

    I want to know what The Strangest Vengeance Ever Planned is

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Switzerland had five hundred years of peace and brotherhood and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

    I still can't believe he improvised such an iconic line

    I have so many hearts for Orson Welles.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Touch of Evil's opening shot is amazing.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    Switzerland had five hundred years of peace and brotherhood and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

    I still can't believe he improvised such an iconic line

    I have so many hearts for Orson Welles.

    holy shit. He improvised this?? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You should watch the whole scene for the best effect.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZg8a0nqjTE

    Arguably the best part of the film.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Needs more Lauren Bacall.

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    EDIT: double indemnity! (actually it's still the big sleep, but fuck it, I wanted a pun because this I'm posting more Bacall).

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    The dialogue in this movie is so good

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    As classic actresses go, she's really high up there for attractiveness.

    Her and Audrey.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwdOw-JXTOI

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is Last Tango in Paris considered noir?

    because fuck that is a good movie

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that thing with brando?

    pretty sure it's noir

    also a great movie

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it is one of my favorites

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Never seen it but
    During the publicity for the film's release, Bertolucci said that Maria Schneider developed an "Oedipal fixation with Brando."[2] Schneider herself said that Brando sent her flowers after they first met, and "from then on he was like a daddy."[1] In a contemporaneous interview, Schneider denied this, saying, "Brando tried to be very paternalistic with me, but it really wasn't any father-daughter relationship."[2] Years later, however, Schneider recounted feelings of sexual humiliation:
    “ "I should have called my agent or had my lawyer come to the set because you can't force someone to do something that isn't in the script, but at the time, I didn't know that. Marlon said to me: 'Maria, don't worry, it's just a movie,' but during the scene, even though what Marlon was doing wasn't real, I was crying real tears. I felt humiliated and to be honest, I felt a little raped, both by Marlon and by Bertolucci. After the scene, Marlon didn't console me or apologise. Thankfully, there was just one take."[3] ”

    Schneider subsequently stated that making the film was her life's only regret,[4] that it "ruined her life," and that she considers Bertolucci a "gangster and a pimp."[5] Much like Schneider, Brando "felt raped and humiliated" by the film[4] and told Bertolucci, "I was completely and utterly violated by you. I will never make another film like that."[2]

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i kind of understand why they said that

    especially the fact that when it came out it was rated NC17

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i did not know that

    yet it does not surprise me very much

    but now I feel kind of strange, because I thought I was appreciating really intense acting, when such was not the case

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    She also says that her experience with the film — and her treatment as a sex symbol rather than as a serious actress — motivated her to never do films with nude scenes again.

    And yet her picture on her Wikipedia page is actually a nude shot of her from her very next film

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i don't know if i have a really firm grasp on what noir is though

    In bruges?
    le femme nikita?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh, did someone say Lauren Bacall?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    A really good movie you guys should check out is
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    The first half in all inside like a play
    And then it drifts down to the seedier levels of Tokyo city life

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I watched an independent neo-noir flick out of Canada recently that kind of blew my mind with how well-made it was

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfePlsZfL40

    That trailer makes it look a lot more confusing than it actually is!

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I want to play Hotel Dusk because I love Noir games

    but I don't want to buy a DS!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    i don't know if i have a really firm grasp on what noir is though

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    Well the thing is

    Particularly for classic noir

    Is that it's half visual style, half plot ideas and tropes or whatever

    A lot of that visual style fades out in neo-noir stuff, and I know some people who have distinct problems with classifying anything far out of the forties as noir

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dark City is good, but suffers from studio butchery like so many good flicks that prevent it from being great. It'd be so much better if they didn't feel the need to stop the movie every 5 minutes and have Keifer Sutherland perform exposition to explain away all the mystery of the film.

    Dark, mysterious, atmospheric film
    Kiefer: Phhhpt. Here's a plot summary for idiots, Deus Ex machina.


    Also North by Northwest is wonderful.

    Also The Third Man, but it's getting so much fellatio in here that it's hard to tell where it stops and The Third Hard Man starts.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Dark City is good, but suffers from studio butchery like so many good flicks that prevent it from being great. It'd be so much better if they didn't feel the need to stop the movie every 5 minutes and have Keifer Sutherland perform exposition to explain away all the mystery of the film.

    Dark, mysterious, atmospheric film
    Kiefer: Phhhpt. Here's a plot summary for idiots, Deus Ex machina.

    The director's cut removed most of that.

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