I don't think my high school had any kind of prom equivalent.
St. Swithun's Day.
In as much as my school had a religious affiliation, it would have been Church of Scotland, not Church of England.
oh
so you didn't have anything
No, because we were all going to hell anyway. If we were really lucky, the Kirk may deign to try and do something about that if we could, against our nature, be kept from sinning for five fucking minutes.
so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.
he wouldn't stop
so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"
the parents gave me the dirtiest look
god people are sensitive about their kids these days.
You better have said it in your Russian mobster accent.
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edited July 2010
bah, i'm tired of feeling like garbage every other day or so. this irregular sleep is fucking crap.
Organichu sounds like Isiah Mustafa, but he looks like Jay Sherman.
haha fuck you, eric stoltz, i'm way taller than you
Hotchy Motchy!
These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.
bah, i'm tired of feeling like garbage every other day or so. this irregular sleep is fucking crap.
Just sleep issues or stress dyna?
kind of a chicken and egg thing
Heard that, only thing that keeps me up at night is when I think about death. Well that and the all the forumers I have locked up in a cage, I dont know what the fuck those guys problems are.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Yeah this girl's response when I told her was actually "Yeah I already knew that."
Because you know, high school. The fastest way to relay a message like that is simply to tell anyone in the school.
Something I still bug Choco for, is the closest I've ever come to love was when we were 13. I told him about it and literally the next day she knew. She didn't even have to say she knew, you could tell with a look, and she held it over me the rest of the year. Fucking Choco.
I've only asked 3 girls out my entire life and all 3 times were spur of the moment mistakes as far as I'm concerned.
Only once have I ever told a girl that I was in love with her, and it was spur of the moment
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Yeah... she gave me shit for that for years
I told a girl I loved her over a text.
Her response was "I think I should have known that already."
And then we talked everday for a month afterwards until she left the country so that was cool.
Yeah this girl's response when I told her was actually "Yeah I already knew that."
Because you know, high school. The fastest way to relay a message like that is simply to tell anyone in the school.
Ah, yeah that'd do it.
She's actually back from Spain now and we've been talking everyday again. Although I suspect that will be curtailed shortly as she's back to her viola and plans on playing like 8-9 hours a day :P
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I dated a girl after highschool I wanted to date in highschool, big big mistake.
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I think I've only asked out maybe four girls in my entire life.
Man, I kinda suck.
No, because we were all going to hell anyway. If we were really lucky, the Kirk may deign to try and do something about that if we could, against our nature, be kept from sinning for five fucking minutes.
Only once have I ever told a girl that I was in love with her, and it was spur of the moment
Over AIM
Yeah... she gave me shit for that for years
You better have said it in your Russian mobster accent.
Well in her defence nocturne, she was your mom.
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Just sleep issues or stress dyna?
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I've done it four times.
Its that voice organ, you melt panties.
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You are probably amazing at phone dating.
Which would be awesome if there were a large number of single girls around like in high school or college
Alas living in a mostly shitty town and not attending college (yet) makes these newfound skills pretty fucking useless
I told a girl I loved her over a text.
Her response was "I think I should have known that already."
And then we talked everday for a month afterwards until she left the country so that was cool.
the cooing, even, manly timbre of it as i whisper in her ear
don't move, bitch, or i'll fucking cut you
I told a girl I cared deeply for her
drunk
at our work's Christmas party
loudly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c
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haha fuck you, eric stoltz, i'm way taller than you
Yeah this girl's response when I told her was actually "Yeah I already knew that."
Because you know, high school. The fastest way to relay a message like that is simply to tell anyone in the school.
Hahaha, awesome.
@Matt-At least I'm not alone then, not so much on the married one of them though.
Hotchy Motchy!
kind of a chicken and egg thing
Ahahah yes
That song is always appropriate
These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.
Heard that, only thing that keeps me up at night is when I think about death. Well that and the all the forumers I have locked up in a cage, I dont know what the fuck those guys problems are.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Something I still bug Choco for, is the closest I've ever come to love was when we were 13. I told him about it and literally the next day she knew. She didn't even have to say she knew, you could tell with a look, and she held it over me the rest of the year. Fucking Choco.
Ah, yeah that'd do it.
She's actually back from Spain now and we've been talking everyday again. Although I suspect that will be curtailed shortly as she's back to her viola and plans on playing like 8-9 hours a day :P
Man with this intro I thought the story was going places
So did choco!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c
*edit* Although Lullubye is by far his best song.