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Insert foot into mouth and then talk - Awkward Times

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    yeah there's this one guy

    a palaeontologist or a fossil biologist or some shit

    who proposes that more than half of currently classified species of dinosaur should not have their unique classification and are just younger or older examples of already classified species.

    I remain dubious.

    I can believe this, actually

    Imagine finding the skeletons of Danny DeVito and Yao Ming (and you don't have the technology that we do now); would you think they were from the same species?

    well there's several distinguishing factors that are independent of individual specimens (skull shape and shit)

    also you're far, far more likely to find normal sized people (unless you have some sort of weird situation where all the tall people throw themselves in tar pits or something)

    Zonugal wrote: »
    So let me just throw this out there.

    Is anyone else sort of turned on by incest? I don't mean incest within your own family but outwards. Like watching a brother make-out with a sister, even better if they are black-out drunk or don't even know about the blood relation.

    Yeah? Can I get a yeah?
    no but it seems to be pretty common in porn
    twincest and shit
    borderline incest with step[sisters/daughters/mothers]

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    MOTHER OF FUCK

    ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN

    Pluto ain't a planet

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    neither is yo mama but that didnt keep me from exploring her moons

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pluto didn't have any moons, that doesn't even make sense.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    MOTHER OF FUCK

    ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN

    Pluto ain't a planet

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    saved so fucking hard
    Zonugal wrote: »
    He who casts the first stone...

    what

    how is this supposed to continue? "had best cast hard"?

    L|ama on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Pluto didn't have any moons, that doesn't even make sense.

    what

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Pluto didn't have any moons, that doesn't even make sense.

    I thought the same thing last time someone brought it up here! Turns out Pluto and Charon are pretty much a binary system.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    MOTHER OF FUCK

    ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN

    Pluto ain't a planet

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    Points lost for not using Carl Sagan.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what about nix and hydra

    and even if they arent i was talking about planets in general, many of which possess moons

    so nyeh

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    MOTHER OF FUCK

    ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN

    Pluto ain't a planet

    tysondeal.jpg
    Points lost for not using Carl Sagan.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson was pretty much the poster child for the "is pluto a planet" debate.

    he was the talking head invited onto the TV shows

    he wrote the book about it

    The question wasn't even raised when Sagan was alive

    #pipe on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    baby moons for a baby planet :3

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    Orcus?

    Zonugal on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Triceratops were my favourite dinosaurs when I was little.

    First Brontosauruses and now this?

    oh hell no

    yeah there's this one guy

    a palaeontologist or a fossil biologist or some shit

    who proposes that more than half of currently classified species of dinosaur should not have their unique classification and are just younger or older examples of already classified species.

    I remain dubious.
    Get him on the phone.

    Tell him I will fight him right now.

    Wait, it wasn't more than half, it was about a third.

    The dude's name is Jack Horner and here's an article about it.
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    This guy?

    Fuck, I could take that guy. No problem.

    Make it happen.

    Rankenphile on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    I think it would be really cool if they found out that all the theropodian dinosaurs had feathers.

    They'd be like... giant carnivorous turkeys. Hilarious!

    Awkward moment: This one guy I was on a date with carves soapstone. He told me that the most profitable thing he carves is marijuana pipes. "... That's interesting," I said, not wanting to appear the total square that I am.

    That date didn't really go very far...

    What?

    You didn't get down with a dude because he makes pipes?

    It ain't even like he was all "Man you know what I love? Smoking the bowl-weed aaaaaaall day wooooo!"

    he was pointing out that stoners will buy stupid shit.

    Dude's gotta pay the bills.

    Rankenphile on
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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Orcus?

    that's where orcas come from

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Orcus?

    that's where orcas come from

    My God

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    MOTHER OF FUCK

    ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN

    Pluto ain't a planet

    tysondeal.jpg
    Points lost for not using Carl Sagan.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson was pretty much the poster child for the "is pluto a planet" debate.

    he was the talking head invited onto the TV shows

    he wrote the book about it

    The question wasn't even raised when Sagan was alive

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    natek on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    MOTHER OF FUCK

    ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN

    Pluto ain't a planet

    tysondeal.jpg
    Points lost for not using Carl Sagan.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson was pretty much the poster child for the "is pluto a planet" debate.

    he was the talking head invited onto the TV shows

    he wrote the book about it

    The question wasn't even raised when Sagan was alive
    Carl-Sagan.jpg

    Hacksaw on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Posting a picture of Carl Sagan doesn't mean he had jack shit to do with the Pluto debate.

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  • FeatherBladeFeatherBlade Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think it would be really cool if they found out that all the theropodian dinosaurs had feathers.

    They'd be like... giant carnivorous turkeys. Hilarious!

    Awkward moment: This one guy I was on a date with carves soapstone. He told me that the most profitable thing he carves is marijuana pipes. "... That's interesting," I said, not wanting to appear the total square that I am.

    That date didn't really go very far...

    What?

    You didn't get down with a dude because he makes pipes?

    It ain't even like he was all "Man you know what I love? Smoking the bowl-weed aaaaaaall day wooooo!"

    he was pointing out that stoners will buy stupid shit.

    Dude's gotta pay the bills.

    See? Awkward

    For the record, the carving soapstone was cool, and the pipes were capitalism at work, which is also cool.
    The real problem was I could walk his dog better than he could
    and he'd named the dog Phallic.
    Also awkward.

    FeatherBlade on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Still not seeing what's so awkward.

    Maybe you are the one who is awkward.

    Did you consider that?

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  • FeatherBladeFeatherBlade Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Still not seeing what's so awkward.

    Maybe you are the one who is awkward.

    Did you consider that?

    Oh, sorry. Did I not make that clear? Yes the awkwardness is all mine.
    Not all of us can cause the awkwardness to happen to other people, like Zonugal can.

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  • [Michael][Michael] Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    For a general psychology course, I had to participate in 5 hours of studies/interviews/evaluations. I opted for a really long evaluation type thing where they just asked me a huge list of questions. One of the questions was if I had ever seen anyone being seriously hurt or killed as a child.

    Once when I was probably 7 or 8 I climbed to the top of a 15 or 20 foot tall lamp post in my neighborhood (for fun) and I saw an old dude walking his dog fall down to the ground and his dog just laid down next to him. I thought he was teaching his dog to play dead, but hey, it turned out he had a heart attack and died.

    For some reason I couldn't stop laughing while telling the story. :?

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    naming your dog phallic is kind of

    not awkward but

    a little weird?

    Faynor on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Posting a picture of Carl Sagan doesn't mean he had jack shit to do with the Pluto debate.
    You hush. I'm allowed to post as many pictures as I want of Carl Sagan. He's dreamy. <3

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ...capitalism at work, which is also cool.

    I know how to make this thread super awkward.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    just cuz you wanna stick your dick up him don't mean it makes for good argument

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    just cuz you wanna stick your dick up him don't mean it makes for good argument
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm a shapeshifter

    I'm literally Mystique IRL

    Faynor on
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I named my dog Gix
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    I don't know I feel comfortable talking about anything here but with people I know in real life I am somewhat vague

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I came in here to talk about shape-shifting dinosaurs but you all already had that conversation

    hrmph

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20727713.500-morphosaurs-how-shapeshifting-dinosaurs-deceived-us.html?full=true

    I need to make a dinosaur et al. thread one of these days

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    did someone mention dinosaurs

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No.

    No dinosaurs here.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh

    I'll just be going then

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yo chico I got some dinosaurs over here come and look at em

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    a trench coat full of dinosaurs

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    a van full of trenchcoats full of dinosaurs full of turtles full of turtles

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can't read sentences like that without splitting it PEMDAS style

    all like

    (a van full of [trenchcoats full of {dinosaurs full of (turtles full of turtles)}])

    it is the only way I can visualize what you are describing

    Vixx on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I can't read sentences like that without splitting it PEMDAS style

    all like

    (a van full of [trenchcoats full of {dinosaurs full of (turtles full of turtles)}])

    it is the only way I can visualize what you are describing

    In this case, I don't think that helps at all.

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