!BURNAGE PHALLA !Ringo's reveal of me as a "neutral" in PhallaGAGA was pretty cool, since I wanted him to reveal me as a "mafia" instead. It ended up with him still eating the vote (because he revealed me as a neutral instead of mafia for some reason), and then I revealed as KIME and won as the village idiot. !God-Emperor !Spectrum ALWAYS dies too early. SPEC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Toxic ToysAre you really taking my advice?Really?Registered Userregular
edited August 2010
Damn this had to be going on when I don't have regular bowl m.... internet conection.
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The awards ceremony takes a strange turn tonight. The bartender's eyes seem a bit more glazed over than they have on previous nights, his movements a little bit more awkward. That drink he served you tasted kind funny, too... You think you feel a hand grasping your shoulder several times, but it's just your imagination.
Isn't it?
You take a seat, and the entire theatre dissolves. A new, horrifying scene rapidly replaces it in your vision - your arm rests have turned into tentacles, the walls are made of bone, and there's a vampire tearing the crotch off somebody in front of you. This can only mean one thing.
It's Burnage's turn to host.
He appears in a flash at the theatre's microphone, smiling calmly.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he begins; "I trust you're all enjoying the proceedings so far? Our friend Daius was scheduled to be hosting tonight, but due to an unfortunate glove-based incident at a patent office he is, for the time being, recuperating."
Burnage pauses, and brushes... something... off his gloved hand.
"And now, for the awards. To absolutely nobody's surprise, and in an entirely unrigged contest, the "Memest Meme" award goes to... Burnage Phalla!"
Silence for a few moments. Then screams. Then the sound of hesitant, nervous applause.
"I am so glad that you're appreciative of my victory. Good. On a less happy note, it has come to my attention that involving you all in tales of tentacle abuse, demonic subterfuge, glovefucking, and artificial intelligences gone awry is apparently not enough to earn the title of "Over the top". I am disappointed in your judgement. All of you. Every single one. Think about what you've done here. With that said, the winner of our second award tonight is someone who is very dear to the berserker in all our hearts. The "Most Over the Top Player" award goes to... Fiaryn!"
The audience's applause echoes in a suitably over-the-top fashion.
"And so we come to the final award to be announced tonight. Who amongst us did we find the most sweet and innocent? The one who might - horror of horrors - cause us to pause before using that cattle prod upon their delicate body? I am moderately pleased to announce that The "Most Vulnerable" award goes to... Daniant!"
Burnage paused yet again, giving him a brief moment to set fire to the front row. The audience had wondered where the faint smell of gasoline was coming from.
"Now, the nominations for today's award, The Best or Most Exciting or Coolest or Most Epic Role Claim or Reveal (The "IT IS I, INACTIVUS" Award):
Delphinidaes the cabbage seller
Burnage, for being a secret co-host in Past Lives
B:L's reveal as Stan Lee in Marvel phalla
Vote for one of these in red today!
Today's nominations are for Best Or Closest Game Ending (The "We Had It All Along!" Award)! Nominate games in lime.
Today's bonus award is suitably Burnage-esque; Most Chaotic Day! Vote for this award in plum."
Burnage nodded, and nearly turned to leave. But then -
"One final thing. The winner of today's Most Exploded Award is ... B:L!"
A startled cry was heard from the audience, before the deafening explosion filled the room. Bizarrely, there was only one casualty.
Today's Dead B:L - award nominee, death by explosion
The Man Phalla - Day 2, if only because the village went from having all 3 of the Mafia miraculously sniped on Day 1 and every villager still alive (one mafia member surviving due to having 2 extra lives) to More than half of the village self-destructing.
I'm so mad that I missed that game. Prelude to Phallakinetic was my first Phalla ever and I still have a chip on my shoulder after the first Phallakinetic main.
Phall Effect felt like it was closer than it had any right to be. Granted this is me spicing up the nominees.
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edited August 2010
I remember that one! That was the one where I was an Asari Matriarch and didn't trust the network so I kept self-guarding, only for the network to murder me. Imagine if I'd actually gotten in contact with the network...
Okay, for most chaotic day I am going to go with Day 1 of Phallakinetic: The New Renegade. I believe that day had three or four cycles of big bandwagons forming, the person being bandwagoned epic revealing, and then a new bandwagon forming on somebody else. That day had to set the record for most epic reveals in one day.
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edited August 2010
B:L
Courtesy nomination for those mafia fuckers in Phalla Phalla, although they really don't deserve it.
Delp the Cabbage Man Day 3 of the Last Phallabender, when the village just realized how screwed they were.
And all the cool kids are doing it, so... D&D&[mini]Phallas!
Most of the mafia died early, and the remaining two almost lost to the Munchkin-y serial killer. Their whole team was surprised that they pulled it off, but they snatched victory from the jaws of defeat!
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I'm not nominating a reveal tonight as I would inevitably end up trying to pimp my own reveal as Captain Black in Spectrum Phalla HINT HINT
Plum has to be !Fiaryn because he is OTT in a good way, as opposed to a bad way (light the ___ ___ signal and all that ).
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Isn't that right, kime?
!Ringo's reveal of me as a "neutral" in PhallaGAGA was pretty cool, since I wanted him to reveal me as a "mafia" instead. It ended up with him still eating the vote (because he revealed me as a neutral instead of mafia for some reason), and then I revealed as KIME and won as the village idiot.
!God-Emperor
!Spectrum ALWAYS dies too early. SPEC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ps Phallakinetic is nominated for all awards
Fiaryn
I wish I could make nominations but I have a terrible memory/stop following the threads if I die day 1 like I have recently.
Sorry guys!
He really never gets a chance to shine anymore.
The awards ceremony takes a strange turn tonight. The bartender's eyes seem a bit more glazed over than they have on previous nights, his movements a little bit more awkward. That drink he served you tasted kind funny, too... You think you feel a hand grasping your shoulder several times, but it's just your imagination.
Isn't it?
You take a seat, and the entire theatre dissolves. A new, horrifying scene rapidly replaces it in your vision - your arm rests have turned into tentacles, the walls are made of bone, and there's a vampire tearing the crotch off somebody in front of you. This can only mean one thing.
It's Burnage's turn to host.
He appears in a flash at the theatre's microphone, smiling calmly.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he begins; "I trust you're all enjoying the proceedings so far? Our friend Daius was scheduled to be hosting tonight, but due to an unfortunate glove-based incident at a patent office he is, for the time being, recuperating."
Burnage pauses, and brushes... something... off his gloved hand.
"And now, for the awards. To absolutely nobody's surprise, and in an entirely unrigged contest, the "Memest Meme" award goes to... Burnage Phalla!"
Silence for a few moments. Then screams. Then the sound of hesitant, nervous applause.
"I am so glad that you're appreciative of my victory. Good. On a less happy note, it has come to my attention that involving you all in tales of tentacle abuse, demonic subterfuge, glovefucking, and artificial intelligences gone awry is apparently not enough to earn the title of "Over the top". I am disappointed in your judgement. All of you. Every single one. Think about what you've done here. With that said, the winner of our second award tonight is someone who is very dear to the berserker in all our hearts. The "Most Over the Top Player" award goes to... Fiaryn!"
The audience's applause echoes in a suitably over-the-top fashion.
"And so we come to the final award to be announced tonight. Who amongst us did we find the most sweet and innocent? The one who might - horror of horrors - cause us to pause before using that cattle prod upon their delicate body? I am moderately pleased to announce that The "Most Vulnerable" award goes to... Daniant!"
Burnage paused yet again, giving him a brief moment to set fire to the front row. The audience had wondered where the faint smell of gasoline was coming from.
"Now, the nominations for today's award, The Best or Most Exciting or Coolest or Most Epic Role Claim or Reveal (The "IT IS I, INACTIVUS" Award):
Vote for one of these in red today!
Today's nominations are for Best Or Closest Game Ending (The "We Had It All Along!" Award)! Nominate games in lime.
Today's bonus award is suitably Burnage-esque; Most Chaotic Day! Vote for this award in plum."
Burnage nodded, and nearly turned to leave. But then -
"One final thing. The winner of today's Most Exploded Award is ... B:L!"
A startled cry was heard from the audience, before the deafening explosion filled the room. Bizarrely, there was only one casualty.
Today's Dead
B:L - award nominee, death by explosion
That's got to be either Montauk day 2 or day 3
gonna go with Montauk Day 3 , in which we tried to get our stolen abilities from romanqwerty back who disappeared from the game along with 3 others
The Man Phalla - Which was both very close and suitably graphic. I'm not sure if anyone got the double entendre of the narration's title?
The Man Phalla - Day 2, if only because the village went from having all 3 of the Mafia miraculously sniped on Day 1 and every villager still alive (one mafia member surviving due to having 2 extra lives) to More than half of the village self-destructing.
montauk is where it's at
Play Fanduel. One Day Fantasy Leagues use my referral
Be my friend on Magic Online! Dogbone19 is me.
Phallakinetic Armageddon for ending
obligatory phallakinetic nomination
One person changing their orders forced the entire narration to be re-written
Delph
it was so close, it was a tie
and delph
and montauk day 1
That was samurai's ex-goon squad that went after you. The fact that samurai was ok with killing you. Eh I don't get why they still went after you.
Courtesy nomination for those mafia fuckers in Phalla Phalla, although they really don't deserve it.
Montauk Day 1
edit: have to decide what day..
Day 3 of the Last Phallabender, when the village just realized how screwed they were.
And all the cool kids are doing it, so...
D&D&[mini]Phallas!
Most of the mafia died early, and the remaining two almost lost to the Munchkin-y serial killer. Their whole team was surprised that they pulled it off, but they snatched victory from the jaws of defeat!
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