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It's the Weapon of Choice

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the dude from red letter media makes a good point too

    the lightsaber battles in the old films actually meant something

    they had weight and drama and real emotion

    they weren't just retarded spastic fucking over-choreographed, masturbatory events likened unto an epileptic child going into a fit while holding some glowsticks after popping a shitload of E during Tiesto's set at coachella.

    Yeah, and he was right in that the most powerful indicator of this was when qui-gon got straight shanked in front of obi-wan.

    Obi-wan is pissed, but it just degrades into the same standard shit immediately.

    Luke just wailing into vader at the end of return of the jedi is intense. There's really no technique to it at all, the guy is just out for blood. Not so much with episode 1.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    the 2008 clone wars series was awesome. 2011 for season 3, cant wait

    once people got over whining about how it wasn't like the Tartakovsky show, it actually got pretty popular

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    the worst part about those fights is that they keep spinning their sabers around even when they're not striking Darth Maul.

    There's just so much completely nonsensical superfluous dumb shit in those scenes

    like obi-wan not turning off his lightsaber when he ran after qui-gon and darth maul

    just a fantastic way to get cut all to bits

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the Mace Windu episode of Tartakovsky is probably the coolest thing to add to Star Wars movies. showcase how fucking badass these dudes could be with their hands.

    and then a bigass weapon that just punches the ground.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I liked the first couple of episodes.

    Just clone commandos being complete badasses

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »

    oh man I love this scene

    Holy shit, it actually looks like they're trying to kill eachother!

    I always wonder how a real sword fight would look like.

    Then again, who am I kidding? I bet it involves a lot of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaYZI3oCfuA

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would imagine that a real sword fight dosn't last very long

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    the 2008 clone wars series was awesome. 2011 for season 3, cant wait

    once people got over whining about how it wasn't like the Tartakovsky show, it actually got pretty popular

    I love both for different reason

    also, fuck any episode that prominently features snips

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    y'know, what I've seen of the tartakovsky clone wars stuff hasn't really impressed me

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »

    I used to love that movie

    haven't seen it in years

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    y'know, what I've seen of the tartakovsky clone wars stuff hasn't really impressed me

    get out

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Has anyone done any good stuff in this genre?

    I've seen Hero and Fearless, and all of Tony Jaa's movies

    Still need to see House of Flying Daggers and Curse of the Golden Flower

    anything else come out recently that I've missed?

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    y'know, what I've seen of the tartakovsky clone wars stuff hasn't really impressed me

    it's samurai jack with lightsabers

    what's not to like

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    seriously, he is probably one of the best animation directors in a long long time.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »

    I used to love that movie

    haven't seen it in years

    It has some pretty great scenes

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Has anyone done any good stuff in this genre?

    I've seen Hero and Fearless, and all of Tony Jaa's movies

    Still need to see House of Flying Daggers and Curse of the Golden Flower

    anything else come out recently that I've missed?

    personally, I don't know, I saw hero and House of Flying Daggers and then I was kinda done with the whole thing

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Curse of the Golden Flower was weird and if I remember correctly didn't really have great fighting. It was more DRAMA or something.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Stale wrote: »


    this is probably the only guy who actually makes capoeira work in MMA. This KO is insane:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6oiADjOdFg

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Has anyone done any good stuff in this genre?

    I've seen Hero and Fearless, and all of Tony Jaa's movies

    Still need to see House of Flying Daggers and Curse of the Golden Flower

    anything else come out recently that I've missed?

    personally, I don't know, I saw hero and House of Flying Daggers and then I was kinda done with the whole thing

    Really I just want some good fighting.

    I don't care if it's wire fu or muay thai or whatever.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    fuuuuuuuuuck that was a vicious kick

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh man that kick was insane

    still, I could see a veteran fighter just grabbing one his limbs and then sprawling on top of him.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    those heel spin kick things are terrifying

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I want to see Ip Man and Ip Man 2.

    Also Fearless was an excellent display of different styles of martial arts.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    capoeira loses some of it's pizazz when there aren't dreadlocks flying around like someone scared an octopus.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Has anyone done any good stuff in this genre?

    I've seen Hero and Fearless, and all of Tony Jaa's movies

    Still need to see House of Flying Daggers and Curse of the Golden Flower

    anything else come out recently that I've missed?

    personally, I don't know, I saw hero and House of Flying Daggers and then I was kinda done with the whole thing

    Really I just want some good fighting.

    I don't care if it's wire fu or muay thai or whatever.

    Some of the older stuff, the early Jet Li stuff for example, is pretty good. Once Upon a Time in China 1 and 2 were really good, and there was a thing with Jet Li being a goofball hero in a similar setting, Fong Sai Yook or something similar.

    One of them has Jet Li fighting Donnie Yen. Donnie Yen completely demolishes dudes with a wet towel.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if capoeira was a valid fighting form the world would be a more beautiful place

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the sound of a small brazillian man foot-slapping a guy so hard in the face that he shits himself and dies isn't my definition of beauty.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    when did that happen

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    35 minutes ago.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you lost me

    i am lost

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the sound of a small brazillian man foot-slapping a guy so hard in the face that he shits himself and dies isn't my definition of beauty.

    you just made martial arts sound like torture porn

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    the worst part about those fights is that they keep spinning their sabers around even when they're not striking Darth Maul.

    There's just so much completely nonsensical superfluous dumb shit in those scenes

    "SPIN IT HARDER DAMN IT! SPIN IT FASTER!" - George Lucas

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    it looks like Anakin's doing a one handed watermill

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »


    this is probably the only guy who actually makes capoeira work in MMA. This KO is insane:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6oiADjOdFg

    holy F that is nasty, I wouldn't be surprised if that broke his jaw

    listen to the crunch

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you know, for all the knockouts I've seen (by foot, knee and hand) I can't recall any that actually broke some guys jaw

    usually when I see people get hit so hard that their jaws get broken, the guy is still standing

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxk0vrD9h0c

    Jon Jone's elbow is my weapon of choice.
    I'm not sure if it says in that video (no sound) but that fractured Vera's skull in 3 places.

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i feel sorry for forrest who has to fight bones next.

    scary dude. ridiculous reach too.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Has anyone done any good stuff in this genre?

    I've seen Hero and Fearless, and all of Tony Jaa's movies

    Still need to see House of Flying Daggers and Curse of the Golden Flower

    anything else come out recently that I've missed?

    Dunno if you're into old stuff but my favorite kung fu movie hands down is The Legend of the Drunken Master.
    This is one reason why

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Have they made working power fists yet

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