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It's the Weapon of Choice

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Bsjezz, you should really write with a better pen than that Bic. It makes the process much more enjoyable.

    He was clearly talking about [vidURL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rjtkqs3WLM#t=1m04s"] this[/vidURL]

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my father gave me an asp the other week when I was visiting. he had a couple extra so he gave me one. I would usually prefer something smaller and lighter or just my hands, but I've come to like it a bit.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have horrid printing and I couldn't write cursive if I had a gun to my head. I remember writing sheet after sheet of the the stuff in middle school, but after that, nada.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Asps.

    Vetty dangerous.

    You go first Indy.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    can you show me a magic trick with it?

    i can do the one where it goes in your ear and comes out your nose?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    my father gave me an asp the other week when I was visiting. he had a couple extra so he gave me one. I would usually prefer something smaller and lighter or just my hands, but I've come to like it a bit.

    Those things frighten me. It seems like if you whacked somebody in the head with one you'd end up with soupy scrambled egg brains.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    "The penis mightier than the sword until it isn't"

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    SpeedySwaf wrote: »
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    Bilbo didn't earn that ring.

    It's not his fault Gollum wasn't smart enough to beat his riddle.

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    ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Beef Avenger wrote: »
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    Fuck yes.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates! Pack everything up we're outta here.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    uberneko wrote: »
    Beef Avenger wrote: »
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    Fuck yes.

    it can shoot everyone!

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Why is it, if a man kills another man in the heat of battle, it's called heroic? Yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

    That was always my favorite character.
    God, that's damning, isn't it?

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i really like the aesthetic of revolvers

    and big ol' axes

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    i really like the aesthetic of revolvers

    and big ol' axes

    axegun.jpg

    ?

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    flintlock axe huh

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that is

    too much

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    i really like the aesthetic of revolvers

    and big ol' axes

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My weapon is time.

    IMMORTALITY IS ONLY A WORD. ALL THAT EXISTS CAN DIE. EVERY LIVING THING HAS A WEAPON AGAINST WHICH IT HAS NO DEFENSE. TIME. DISEASE. IRON. GUILT.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Neither did Tom Bombadil but he was just like "Shit ain't a thing for me son"
    wait, why couldn't Bombadil take the ring to Mordor?

    Because God never does something obvious and helpful like that.

    I think it was that he never left the forest.

    And he couldn't keep it there because eventually Sauron would make the very hills bow before him, i.e Tom Bombadil.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My weapon is time.

    IMMORTALITY IS ONLY A WORD. ALL THAT EXISTS CAN DIE. EVERY LIVING THING HAS A WEAPON AGAINST WHICH IT HAS NO DEFENSE. TIME. DISEASE. IRON. GUILT.

    you make this post a lot

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Got one of these chambered in .40 S&W

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My weapon is time.

    IMMORTALITY IS ONLY A WORD. ALL THAT EXISTS CAN DIE. EVERY LIVING THING HAS A WEAPON AGAINST WHICH IT HAS NO DEFENSE. TIME. DISEASE. IRON. GUILT.

    you make this post a lot

    I'm gay

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My weapon of choice

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    a chinamen?

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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Here's a laser that the navy used to shoot down a UAV.

    HyperAquaBlast, I know you said you don't shoot it much, but otherwise how's the Px4? I was thinking about getting it and/or Beretta's carbine in .45 acp.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    a chinamen?
    Pip "Sherlock" the Fair

    Callius on
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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My weapon is time.

    IMMORTALITY IS ONLY A WORD. ALL THAT EXISTS CAN DIE. EVERY LIVING THING HAS A WEAPON AGAINST WHICH IT HAS NO DEFENSE. TIME. DISEASE. IRON. GUILT.

    you make this post a lot

    I'm gay

    i've waited so long

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    a toothless ginger midget?
    Pip "Sherlock" the Fair

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    a chinamen?
    Pip "Sherlock" the Fair

    dustin, you're not actually supposed to keep him

    I mean, unless you got one of them opium den things

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I typically would have no desire to own a gun of any kind, but... I wouldn't mind having this in my possession:

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pfft flintlocks

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am all about lever action.

    I want a lever action .22

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    a toothless ginger midget?
    Pip "Sherlock" the Fair

    Wut?

    Callius on
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dustin, you're not actually supposed to keep him

    I mean, unless you got one of them opium den things
    I have a rape closet that locks from the outside and came with a piece of hair tied with twine dangling from the ceiling.

    Does that count?

    Oh, the keyhole is plastered over too, if that's any influence in your decision.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    At least I wouldn't be wielding chinamen.

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/
    your jokes haven't gotten any better.

    Just y'know, letting you know.

    Callius on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dustin, you're not actually supposed to keep him

    I mean, unless you got one of them opium den things
    I have a rape closet that locks from the outside and came with a piece of hair tied with twine dangling from the ceiling.

    Does that count?

    Oh, the keyhole is plastered over too, if that's any influence in your decision.

    you ain't supposed to rape chinamen

    they ain't got souls

    you can only rape stuff with a soul

    that's how you gain their power in this book I'm writing

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My weapon is time.

    IMMORTALITY IS ONLY A WORD. ALL THAT EXISTS CAN DIE. EVERY LIVING THING HAS A WEAPON AGAINST WHICH IT HAS NO DEFENSE. TIME. DISEASE. IRON. GUILT.

    you make this post a lot

    I'm gay

    Sounds like something a Bleach character would say.

    Rinder on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you ain't supposed to rape chinamen

    they ain't got souls

    you can only rape stuff with a soul

    that's how you gain their power in this book I'm writing
    If I put my finger in a werewolf and a vampires butt do I become a wampire?

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