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Neighbors are assholes sometimes

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  • BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I got a parking ticket right outside my damn house this morning.

    dang

    Whoever it is that puts up the signs saying that you for a special reason you can't park there sucks at their job whenever they hit my block. One sign at the opposite end of the double block is not good enough, fuck you guy.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    John Matrix wrote: »
    Mully, where in the heck do you live? Is it a crazy town or are you just a magnet for oddness?

    crazy town

    vancouver, bc, right downtown, in yaletown

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    all Canadians are bipolar from overdosing on maple syrup as kids
    this is scientific fact

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    never really deal with my neighbours when I'm living on my own

    the neighbours at my parents' house, though
    the one side, we've lived next to for as long as we've owned the house, which is since it was built, which was like seventeen years ago
    they keep to themselves and are friendly enough, they snowblow our driveway in the winter sometimes

    but on the other side lives a total asshole and his weird kids
    our backyard had a bunch of trees in it (most of them died and have been cut down by now, sadly)
    one of the nicer ones hung over the fence into his yard: it was a big, old tree
    he didn't like this, and the raking of leaves he had to do, so one day he just up and without a word to us cuts off all the branches that extend over the line of the fence, including a large one which losing might have killed the tree, then threw all the debris back over onto our property
    then my father went over and yelled at him for a bit

    my father really does not like this man
    my dad is a smoker, he has a little bucket on the front porch he throws his cigarettes into
    he's having a smoke, the neighbor comes out of his house, my dad throws his smoke into the bucket
    "you can't do that," says the neighbor. "It could start a fire."
    dad just looks at him
    "you are the most anal man I have ever met," he says, and walks into the house



    god damn, those are some boring neighbor stories

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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    George Fornby Grill wrote: »
    Ultarune wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I've actually woken up to that sound a lot in my lifetime. Even when it's like across the house. But I've never been upset by it. When I was a kid I thought I was specially attuned to electricity and had powers that I didn't know how to tap yet. <_<

    This was me when I was a child as well. I assumed my magnetic/electric mutant powers would manifest during puberty and I would lead homo superior in the destruction of humanity. This has yet to happen, to my disappointment.

    Guess I wasn't the only one! Weird.

    ...I still want electricity powers.

    As a kid I always thought the 'spikes' of light I could see coming off of light sources were the sign of some superhuman sight I had, that would develop as I aged.

    No x-ray vision yet though. :(

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    when I was really young I had the "power" to change the sound of the turn signal

    usually it went tock-tick, but with a mere thought I could make it tick-tock

    "this is merely the beginning," a young me said

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    The neighbors next to my parent's house may have been the best ever conceived. Three to four nights of the week they would join us for dinner and than we would go over to their place to watch tv/movies.

    I'm pretty sure we have a better relationship with them than any of our actual relatives.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i love my neighbors forever

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    My neighbor is a former drill sergeant during Vietnam, former high school math, physics and chemistry teacher, former high school vice principle and currently an IT consultant who is part of a biker squad.

    He is a cooler human being than I will be.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my new apartment has cool neighbors

    my old one had white trash arguing and slamming doors on a weekly basis. they would often fight early in the morning or late at night. sometimes we would get treated to the woman screaming awful names, or the sound of him angrily starting his car and peeling out on the gravel like cool guys do.
    the day i moved out me and my friend were loading my couch into a truck. we were halfway to the truck going downstairs, when the bitch from next door demanded we move the truck. yes, let me just drop this couch right here on the stairs and rush down so you can get to whatever skank party you're late too
    or you can wait 15 minutes and i'll never have to talk to you again

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    People don't give a FUCK, LHJ.
    THEY WANT TO PARTY
    AND THEY WANT TO PARTY NOW

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    ANDREW W.K. AGREES

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I was one of those kids who was convinced I was special for hearing electronics because nobody ever talked about it.

    I thought it was cool being able to tell when a tv was on when it looked like it was not on

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    Whenever I hold a piece of metal near (doesn't need to touch) to my forehead it gets this weird feeling. I also no longer get brain freezes. Instead when I eat ice cream, peanut butter, turkey sandwiches and macaroni & cheese my spine becomes really cold and locks up.

    Do I have super powers?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    absolutely

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited August 2010
    Yay!

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Someone just moved into my neighborhood, and they have dogs that loooooooooooove to bark all night long.

    I am ready to kill some neighbors.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    shit tonkka, let's suit up and end that bullshit

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the husband and wife in the apartment directly below me love to get into regular domestic shouting matches, to the point where the woman sometimes screams for the man to "GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE!"

    yeah.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    shit tonkka, let's suit up and end that bullshit

    And by "suit up" I assume you mean "get naked".

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    shit tonkka, let's suit up and end that bullshit

    And by "suit up" I assume you mean "get naked".

    well duh
    oh hey, my shoulders are awful sore
    mind giving me a back rub?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    shit tonkka, let's suit up and end that bullshit

    And by "suit up" I assume you mean "get naked".

    well duh
    oh hey, my shoulders are awful sore
    mind giving me a back rub?

    I'm all out of KY Jell-I mean, massage oil.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    it's cool man, I have some in my fanny pack

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    it's cool man, I have some in my fanny

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    HAHAHA.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    ANDREW W.K. AGREES

    ANDREW W.K. IS TOO BUSY PARTYING TO AGREE.
    WE WILL ASSUME THAT THE SPASTIC THRASHINGS OF HIS HEAD ARE HIM NODDING HIS AGREEMENT IN A TOTALLY RAD WAY

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Third year, I had neighbors somewhere who had screaming matches about once a week. I could never tell exactly where they lived. All I knew was that most Fridays, he felt like he had to tell her what a cunt she was a few dozen times.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I've only interacted with my neighbors at my current place once, and it was to try and tell me to keep my dogs inside so he could put up a fence. He said they might attack. I have 2 shih tzus and a lhasa apso... WATCH OUT

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have an awesome neighbor in my apartment building, he has buzzed me in when I have locked myself out and the first time I met him was at the bar across the street.

    We warned each other about the sounds of gunfire from each others apartments, and that they were only video games.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Someone just moved into my neighborhood, and they have dogs that loooooooooooove to bark all night long.

    I am ready to kill some neighbors.

    hot dogs and antifreeze

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Someone just moved into my neighborhood, and they have dogs that loooooooooooove to bark all night long.

    I am ready to kill some neighbors.

    hot dogs and antifreeze

    I don't want to kill no dogs duder, I want to destroy the people who mistreat their dogs to a point that they howl all night.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no he was talking about for the owners

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Someone just moved into my neighborhood, and they have dogs that loooooooooooove to bark all night long.

    I am ready to kill some neighbors.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umzfEer-7So

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I live above a hair salon and we share parking. One of the hairdressers cannot park her Audi TT for the life of her - there's room enough for her and my girlfriend's car, but we tend to find ourselves blocked in by a diagonal park job which manages to reduce the space we have to turn around by two feet.

    Apart from that, it's a pretty cool area - only we have a hyper-sensitive fire alarm which goes off whenever we cook anything even remotely steamy or smokey, to the point where opening the oven will set it off. So, I guess we're the arsehole neighbours.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Someone just moved into my neighborhood, and they have dogs that loooooooooooove to bark all night long.

    I am ready to kill some neighbors.

    hot dogs and antifreeze

    That sounds like a band name.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Arrath wrote: »
    George Fornby Grill wrote: »
    Ultarune wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I've actually woken up to that sound a lot in my lifetime. Even when it's like across the house. But I've never been upset by it. When I was a kid I thought I was specially attuned to electricity and had powers that I didn't know how to tap yet. <_<

    This was me when I was a child as well. I assumed my magnetic/electric mutant powers would manifest during puberty and I would lead homo superior in the destruction of humanity. This has yet to happen, to my disappointment.

    Guess I wasn't the only one! Weird.

    ...I still want electricity powers.

    As a kid I always thought the 'spikes' of light I could see coming off of light sources were the sign of some superhuman sight I had, that would develop as I aged.

    No x-ray vision yet though. :(

    Holy fuck me too you guys

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    We can be a non-super hero team called The Forgetables.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's so funny I also remember thinking this is just the beginning.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wish the local assholes would stop getting dogs

    There is no point at all to an animal that does nothing but shit everywhere and bark constantly

    And their dogs aren't any better either

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It would be neat if dogs got sore throats from barking too much.

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