So I was heading out the door earlier when I noticed something attached to it. Hark, an orange sticker with "NOTICE" at the top.
It's from the county police (environmental crimes unit). Apparently our backyard is a public nuisance. It specifically cites our pool needs to be maintained (financially impossible; the filter system needs to be stripped out and replaced). Thing is, you can't even see our backyard unless you're standing in it. Which requires you to be up on our property. And people being in our backyard kinda sorta implies trespassing.
Our neighbor has been trying to sell his house for two years and has had no success, and considering how often he's invited himself to our house via the backyard rather than going through the front, it's probably him that blew the whistle to the police and trying to find some scapegoat to why nobody is buying. It's like he doesn't pay attention to what's going on in the country with housing. Let alone the fact we live in a rural shit hole.
Oh also someone recently knocked over our mail box with their car.
What kind of asshole neighbors do you guys put up with?
Edit - If you're just joining us, the pool is empty but still can get rained into (thus prompting draining which we do), and I learned that there's likely a local authority we need to contact to let them know the pool has been in drained & unused status. So maybe it wasn't the neighbor?
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bitch ate my icecream
and there is blood, eye level, on my bathroom wall.
Guy sucks
I want to believe these are related in some way, just because the story behind that would be amazing
I guess I have great neighbours because I never see nor hear from them. Which probably means we're the asshole neighbours, all singing loudly during the day and watching loud movies until midnight.
Literally crazy
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I'm too fuckin' poor to play
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its even stranger that she apparently wiped it up finally
then... put more blood on the wall at counter level
also shes facebooking status updates from the emergency room saying shes about to go into surgery what huh
did you booby trap your ice cream with razor blades
If there's water in it, it's rain water when it rains and isn't getting dried up by the summer weather. I guess empty pools make him look bad.
See literally above your post. :P
He's being petty because he can't sell his house.
no
but she posted a cellphone picture of her leg bleeding from a shaving nick to facebook before, the picture was while she was in the shower still
if she touches the icecream currently in the freezer I'm going to flip my shit it's rolo
The latest version,
Except one couple that fucks really loud. But never long enough for me to join in and yell back. I've questioned everyone and on the nights its loud everyone is like "whoa hey not me"
Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.
Were they hot at least
look, I wasn't say anything about you and shannon (who I will point out for the readers, is a man) spooning
but if it's gonna be like THAT
Oh man two of my roomies back in California were a couple and had the "fuck really loud" thing going on. Felt sorry for my roomie who had to hear it, since his room was next to their's.
Nice guy though. We let him park his cruiser more or less on our lawn.
I am incapable of judging the 'hotness' of 15 / 16 year olds.
If he's just complaining about aesthetics, that's one thing.
But a pool that's partially filled with rainwater is pretty much the ideal breeding ground for mosquitoes. That is a public nuisance.
Your neighbor could have gone about this in any number of better ways, but he's not entirely in the wrong.
Mosquitos are fuckers.
Also my new neighbors seem nice and are also cute
edit: also I've usually been the crazy roommate
And I'm incapable of telling a lie.
He is quiet, no music playing, he doesn't smoke or drink ever, just a guy in his backyard getting his bbq ready. The neighbors called the police saying their neighbor was a raving drunk having a fit in the front yard.
So the fuzz come by and the officer gets out of his car with his hand on his gun talking to my dad. Of course after a moment of talking to my (very sober) father the cop just stays for a few minutes to talk bbq techniques with him.
those same neighbors had a camera pointed at the across the street neighbor's driveway for some reason, and called the humane society on everyone else's dogs. all of them.
dicks man, thank goodness they are gone. Now the biggest dick neighbors we have are just bad about parking spaces. They seem to think they own the entire road and any parking spaces even near their homes.
also the young neighbors next to us used to park in front of our driveway like a buncha dumbasses. we had to talk to them about it and they stopped, or so we thought until earlier in the morning when there they were. My mom leaves for the gym at 2-3am every morning, and apparently they thought they would be fine blocking off our driveway during the night.
sorry, no, you're now getting your whole house woken up at 3am because you blocked my mom's car in. feels bad man.
what tops it off is that the space they park at while covering our driveway also has a fire hydrant right there.
you are no man
I've started watching porn very loudly and conspicuously when they're home, but it's not working. I'm going to have to straight up tell them to start having louder sex.
I thought my post implied enough that whatever pitiful amount of water that would rain into it would be dried out rather than having to be drained out. It's empty (unless an inch high of water counts).