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Neighbors are assholes sometimes

HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
So I was heading out the door earlier when I noticed something attached to it. Hark, an orange sticker with "NOTICE" at the top.

It's from the county police (environmental crimes unit). Apparently our backyard is a public nuisance. It specifically cites our pool needs to be maintained (financially impossible; the filter system needs to be stripped out and replaced). Thing is, you can't even see our backyard unless you're standing in it. Which requires you to be up on our property. And people being in our backyard kinda sorta implies trespassing.

Our neighbor has been trying to sell his house for two years and has had no success, and considering how often he's invited himself to our house via the backyard rather than going through the front, it's probably him that blew the whistle to the police and trying to find some scapegoat to why nobody is buying. It's like he doesn't pay attention to what's going on in the country with housing. Let alone the fact we live in a rural shit hole.

Oh also someone recently knocked over our mail box with their car.

What kind of asshole neighbors do you guys put up with?

Edit - If you're just joining us, the pool is empty but still can get rained into (thus prompting draining which we do), and I learned that there's likely a local authority we need to contact to let them know the pool has been in drained & unused status. So maybe it wasn't the neighbor?

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have an asshole roommate, not a neighbour
    bitch ate my icecream
    and there is blood, eye level, on my bathroom wall.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if there's water in it, just pump out onto his back lawn. then cover it up I guess with a tarp that says fuck you on it?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have an asshole neighbor who's lowering my property value by refusing to clean his pool
    Guy sucks

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    why not just keep the pool clean and empty?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my neighbors are cool. sorry you fags live in third world hellholes

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I have an asshole roommate, not a neighbour
    bitch ate my icecream
    and there is blood, eye level, on my bathroom wall.

    I want to believe these are related in some way, just because the story behind that would be amazing

    I guess I have great neighbours because I never see nor hear from them. Which probably means we're the asshole neighbours, all singing loudly during the day and watching loud movies until midnight.

    Ten on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    I had a crazy roomate once.

    Literally crazy

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  • SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My neighbors barely speak English. But that's okay, one does (the man o' the house) and he invited me over for barbeque once

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    your pool sounds fucking nasty son

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    take a picture of your pool

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I kind of wish I had neighbors that I could talk to on a normal basis. Kind of.

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  • James T. KirkJames T. Kirk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm lucky. I live in an apartment. I stay away from my neighbours and my neighbours stay away from me.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ten wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I have an asshole roommate, not a neighbour
    bitch ate my icecream
    and there is blood, eye level, on my bathroom wall.

    I want to believe these are related in some way, just because the story behind that would be amazing

    I guess I have great neighbours because I never see nor hear from them. Which probably means we're the asshole neighbours, all singing loudly during the day and watching loud movies until midnight.

    its even stranger that she apparently wiped it up finally
    then... put more blood on the wall at counter level

    also shes facebooking status updates from the emergency room saying shes about to go into surgery what huh

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I have an asshole roommate, not a neighbour
    bitch ate my icecream
    and there is blood, eye level, on my bathroom wall.

    I want to believe these are related in some way, just because the story behind that would be amazing

    I guess I have great neighbours because I never see nor hear from them. Which probably means we're the asshole neighbours, all singing loudly during the day and watching loud movies until midnight.

    its even stranger that she apparently wiped it up finally
    then... put more blood on the wall at counter level

    also shes facebooking status updates from the emergency room saying shes about to go into surgery what huh

    did you booby trap your ice cream with razor blades

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    why not just keep the pool clean and empty?

    If there's water in it, it's rain water when it rains and isn't getting dried up by the summer weather. I guess empty pools make him look bad.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Empty the pool and clean it out.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    i just moved into an apartment the end of june and i'm afraid to play rock band drums because i think i'll be too loud (i'm on the second floor) but i always want to play it

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My neighbors listen to music loudly in the early mornings and hang outside. They are loud and obnoxious. I don't bother them because they never report me when I am carrying rolled up carpets out of my place.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Empty the pool and clean it out.

    See literally above your post. :P

    He's being petty because he can't sell his house.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I have an asshole roommate, not a neighbour
    bitch ate my icecream
    and there is blood, eye level, on my bathroom wall.

    I want to believe these are related in some way, just because the story behind that would be amazing

    I guess I have great neighbours because I never see nor hear from them. Which probably means we're the asshole neighbours, all singing loudly during the day and watching loud movies until midnight.

    its even stranger that she apparently wiped it up finally
    then... put more blood on the wall at counter level

    also shes facebooking status updates from the emergency room saying shes about to go into surgery what huh

    did you booby trap your ice cream with razor blades


    no
    but she posted a cellphone picture of her leg bleeding from a shaving nick to facebook before, the picture was while she was in the shower still


    if she touches the icecream currently in the freezer I'm going to flip my shit it's rolo

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Set fire to his house. Tell him it is a HOT sell.

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  • James T. KirkJames T. Kirk __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My neighbours are alright.

    Except one couple that fucks really loud. But never long enough for me to join in and yell back. I've questioned everyone and on the nights its loud everyone is like "whoa hey not me"

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I rarely ever see my neighbors!

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    More about this neighbor; when he still had his adopted daughters (before the state took them away) he loved to come over to our place and tell us about being good Christians. Meanwhile back at home, one of them couldn't read and he didn't lift a finger to help her to learn how.

    Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They also never bat an eye when I stand outside in fishnets and high heels.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    More about this neighbor; when he still had his adopted daughters (before the state took them away) he loved to come over to our place and tell us about being good Christians. Meanwhile back at home, one of them couldn't read and he didn't lift a finger to help her to learn how.

    Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.

    Were they hot at least

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I had a crazy roomate once.

    Literally crazy

    look, I wasn't say anything about you and shannon (who I will point out for the readers, is a man) spooning

    but if it's gonna be like THAT

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My neighbours are alright.

    Except one couple that fucks really loud. But never long enough for me to join in and yell back. I've questioned everyone and on the nights its loud everyone is like "whoa hey not me"

    Oh man two of my roomies back in California were a couple and had the "fuck really loud" thing going on. Felt sorry for my roomie who had to hear it, since his room was next to their's.

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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My next door neighbor is a cop

    Nice guy though. We let him park his cruiser more or less on our lawn.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    More about this neighbor; when he still had his adopted daughters (before the state took them away) he loved to come over to our place and tell us about being good Christians. Meanwhile back at home, one of them couldn't read and he didn't lift a finger to help her to learn how.

    Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.

    Were they hot at least

    I am incapable of judging the 'hotness' of 15 / 16 year olds.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    why not just keep the pool clean and empty?

    If there's water in it, it's rain water when it rains and isn't getting dried up by the summer weather. I guess empty pools make him look bad.

    If he's just complaining about aesthetics, that's one thing.

    But a pool that's partially filled with rainwater is pretty much the ideal breeding ground for mosquitoes. That is a public nuisance.

    Your neighbor could have gone about this in any number of better ways, but he's not entirely in the wrong.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    One neighbor did object to me rub my junk all over his steering wheel. I didn't stop, though. It was a little late to not go all the way after breaking in, stealing his radio and taking a dump in the backs seat.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah man your pool sounds pretty gross.

    Mosquitos are fuckers.

    Also my new neighbors seem nice and are also cute

    edit: also I've usually been the crazy roommate

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    More about this neighbor; when he still had his adopted daughters (before the state took them away) he loved to come over to our place and tell us about being good Christians. Meanwhile back at home, one of them couldn't read and he didn't lift a finger to help her to learn how.

    Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.

    Were they hot at least

    I am incapable of judging the 'hotness' of 15 / 16 year olds.

    And I'm incapable of telling a lie.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    some neighbors is dicks. my dad smokes meat sometimes, and he'll wake up around 4am to start it.

    He is quiet, no music playing, he doesn't smoke or drink ever, just a guy in his backyard getting his bbq ready. The neighbors called the police saying their neighbor was a raving drunk having a fit in the front yard.

    So the fuzz come by and the officer gets out of his car with his hand on his gun talking to my dad. Of course after a moment of talking to my (very sober) father the cop just stays for a few minutes to talk bbq techniques with him.

    those same neighbors had a camera pointed at the across the street neighbor's driveway for some reason, and called the humane society on everyone else's dogs. all of them.

    dicks man, thank goodness they are gone. Now the biggest dick neighbors we have are just bad about parking spaces. They seem to think they own the entire road and any parking spaces even near their homes.

    also the young neighbors next to us used to park in front of our driveway like a buncha dumbasses. we had to talk to them about it and they stopped, or so we thought until earlier in the morning when there they were. My mom leaves for the gym at 2-3am every morning, and apparently they thought they would be fine blocking off our driveway during the night.

    sorry, no, you're now getting your whole house woken up at 3am because you blocked my mom's car in. feels bad man.

    what tops it off is that the space they park at while covering our driveway also has a fire hydrant right there.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    More about this neighbor; when he still had his adopted daughters (before the state took them away) he loved to come over to our place and tell us about being good Christians. Meanwhile back at home, one of them couldn't read and he didn't lift a finger to help her to learn how.

    Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.

    Were they hot at least

    I am incapable of judging the 'hotness' of 15 / 16 year olds.

    you are no man

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  • Dance CommanderDance Commander Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My roommates have been dating for two years, and in the six months I've been sleeping in the room next to them, I have never heard even the slightest hint of them having sex. It's actually pretty eerie--either they're timing it so they do it when I'm not around (unnecessary, I don't care) or they're so embarrassed by it that they have quiet mouse sex, which I find really awkward.
    I've started watching porn very loudly and conspicuously when they're home, but it's not working. I'm going to have to straight up tell them to start having louder sex.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    why not just keep the pool clean and empty?

    If there's water in it, it's rain water when it rains and isn't getting dried up by the summer weather. I guess empty pools make him look bad.

    If he's just complaining about aesthetics, that's one thing.

    But a pool that's partially filled with rainwater is pretty much the ideal breeding ground for mosquitoes. That is a public nuisance.

    Your neighbor could have gone about this in any number of better ways, but he's not entirely in the wrong.

    I thought my post implied enough that whatever pitiful amount of water that would rain into it would be dried out rather than having to be drained out. It's empty (unless an inch high of water counts).

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