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ITT We Discuss Waffles *Round & Square Alike*
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For breakfast, I will be doing my part by eating waffles for breakfast. There is no end to how they can be served or when, thus they are superior to all forms of life on this planet.
They are the greatest invention the waffle iron and I will shoot the first man to say otherwise.
How do you take your waffles?
P.S. Pancake pussies will be not be tolerated. You flapjacking fgts.
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They're just square pancakes.
JOEL: Join us, everybody! Come on, Cambot, give me tripleberry!
[music starts]
W is for the many ways that you're served
CROW: A is for the admiration you deserve
GYPSY: F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!
TOM: And F is for the flavor that is second ta none!
JOEL: L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!
ALL: E is for eggs--Oh Baby!
TOM: Triple time!
ALL: Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do
Lovely waffles we love--
GYPSY: Send me up another please!
ALL: Oh, waffles we love--
TOM: Top mine off with runny cheese!
ALL: Waffles we love--
CROW: Chili waffles suit me fine!
ALL: Waffles we love--
JOEL: Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?
ALL: Waaaaaaaffffles, wee love youuuu!
You would do well to hold your tongue and follow the Geek's example in praising waffles.
Afterwards my heart declares war on me and kicks my arse if I try to do anything energetic..
But it's so worth it.
retreats
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And that is why you lost the colonies.
Waffles are for more than just breakfast.
For example, freshly toasted homestyle Eggo waffles are a wonderful substitute for bread in any kind of sandwich.
One gold foil star for you, my chap.
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Bravo.
We were too busy having tea.
Even though there's one closer to me where I am now.
Fuck it.
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This mothafucka done brought his bitch to tha waffle hut!!
love that movie
and eating beans with your snot-like, runny as hell eggs.
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+ strawberries
If they are not available,
+ maple syrup
+ bacon on the side because I love it when the maple syrup dribbles onto the bacon from the waffles
Oh goddammit I'm hungry.
Help me out.
Any hack with batter and a grill can make waffles.
French toast takes skill.
Not that waffles aren't cool, though. Blueberry.
man, I may have to macguyver this shit.
Such as wafflasagna
Pity the place we used to closed down
Let us reply to ambition that it is she herself that gives us a taste for solitude
Ladykillers
Now, I'm going to ask you again not to talk about Mountaingirl like that.
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All it takes is sour dough bread.
Terrorist sleeper cells waiting to attack your rectum rendering you defenseless in the inevitability of a Bolshevik invasion.
Waffles could never stoop so low. Waffles stand for freedom and hate Hitler.
Are you saying you support Hitler?
OH GOD YES.
I was horrified when the syrup once spilled over onto some bacon / sausage.. I normally hate meals mixing and food items socialising with each other. I like to keep a separitist plate.
But syrup + bacon + sausage was delicious. Sweet and meaty. What else could you possibly want?
It's all in the customization.
Take you and yo Swiss-Miss bitch the fuck home!!
Well, if you can make french toast with just sourdough bread (and no eggs), I'd say ya got some skillz.
FACT: Hitler ate square waffles.
FACT: Hitler murdered 6,000,000 Jews.
FACT: Every year square waffles cause upwards of 6,000,000 breakfast related injuries.
ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT HITLER'S GHOST HAS BECOME THE SPIRIT OF SQUARE WAFFLES THEMSELVES?
YOU BE THE JUDGE, AMERICA.