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ITT We Discuss Waffles *Round & Square Alike*

The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository BawstanNew EnglandRegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
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For breakfast, I will be doing my part by eating waffles for breakfast. There is no end to how they can be served or when, thus they are superior to all forms of life on this planet.

They are the greatest invention the waffle iron and I will shoot the first man to say otherwise.

How do you take your waffles?

P.S. Pancake pussies will be not be tolerated. You flapjacking fgts.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I...there are no words.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    These aren't waffles.

    They're just square pancakes.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    CROW & TOM: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!

    JOEL: Join us, everybody! Come on, Cambot, give me tripleberry!

    [music starts]

    W is for the many ways that you're served

    CROW: A is for the admiration you deserve

    GYPSY: F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!

    TOM: And F is for the flavor that is second ta none!

    JOEL: L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!

    ALL: E is for eggs--Oh Baby!

    TOM: Triple time!

    ALL: Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do
    Lovely waffles we love--

    GYPSY: Send me up another please!

    ALL: Oh, waffles we love--

    TOM: Top mine off with runny cheese!

    ALL: Waffles we love--

    CROW: Chili waffles suit me fine!

    ALL: Waffles we love--

    JOEL: Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?

    ALL: Waaaaaaaffffles, wee love youuuu!

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    These aren't waffles.

    They're just square pancakes.

    You would do well to hold your tongue and follow the Geek's example in praising waffles.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I always cover them in butter and then maple syrup.

    Afterwards my heart declares war on me and kicks my arse if I try to do anything energetic..

    But it's so worth it.

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    French Toast is clearly superior.

    retreats

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't do Breakfast.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WE MUST HAVE WAFFLES, FORTHWITH!!

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    waffles are ok, but pancakes are clearly the superior food.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    And that is why you lost the colonies.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    These aren't waffles.

    They're just square pancakes.

    You would do well to hold your tongue and follow the Geek's example in praising waffles.
    That waffle iron's been broken forever.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    Waffles are for more than just breakfast.

    For example, freshly toasted homestyle Eggo waffles are a wonderful substitute for bread in any kind of sandwich.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    And that is why you lost the colonies.
    oh ho ho

    One gold foil star for you, my chap.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i am an ignorant swine and wouldn't know delicious if it came up and wholloped me upside the head.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    Waffles are for more than just breakfast.

    For example, freshly toasted homestyle Eggo waffles are a wonderful substitute for bread in any kind of sandwich.
    This...is the most amazing idea I've ever heard... :shock: The possibilities are endless

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    And that is why you lost the colonies.
    oh ho ho

    One gold foil star for you, my chap.

    Bravo.

    We were too busy having tea.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm going to celebrate coming back to Long Beach by going to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffle.

    Even though there's one closer to me where I am now.

    Fuck it.

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    They have syrup traps

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WE MUST HAVE WAFFLES, FORTHWITH!!

    This mothafucka done brought his bitch to tha waffle hut!!



    love that movie

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    And that is why you lost the colonies.
    oh ho ho

    One gold foil star for you, my chap.

    Bravo.

    We were too busy having tea.

    and eating beans with your snot-like, runny as hell eggs.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it's called the International House of Pancakes, people.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    + vanilla ice cream
    + strawberries

    If they are not available,

    + maple syrup
    + bacon on the side because I love it when the maple syrup dribbles onto the bacon from the waffles

    Oh goddammit I'm hungry.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    WE MUST HAVE WAFFLES, FORTHWITH!!

    This mothafucka done brought his bitch to tha waffle hut!!



    love that movie
    This sounds familiar.

    Help me out.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think I have to side with the french toast community.

    Any hack with batter and a grill can make waffles.

    French toast takes skill.

    Not that waffles aren't cool, though. Blueberry.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm tempted to go make waffles... I wonder if I can reach my waffle iron?


    man, I may have to macguyver this shit.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    Waffles are for more than just breakfast.

    For example, freshly toasted homestyle Eggo waffles are a wonderful substitute for bread in any kind of sandwich.
    This...is the most amazing idea I've ever heard... :shock: The possibilities are endless

    Such as wafflasagna

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    God dammit, I haven't even gone to bed yet and now I want waffles. Well, I guess I'll just dream about them and then order some in 4 hours.

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  • KarkoKarko Registered User new member
    edited January 2007
    Waffles are pretty ftfw used to get them alot with my grandparents when I was younger

    Pity the place we used to closed down :(

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    WE MUST HAVE WAFFLES, FORTHWITH!!

    This mothafucka done brought his bitch to tha waffle hut!!



    love that movie
    This sounds familiar.

    Help me out.

    Ladykillers


    Now, I'm going to ask you again not to talk about Mountaingirl like that.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    French toast doesn't take skills. It doesn't even take a skill.

    All it takes is sour dough bread.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it's called the International House of Pancakes, people.

    Terrorist sleeper cells waiting to attack your rectum rendering you defenseless in the inevitability of a Bolshevik invasion.

    Waffles could never stoop so low. Waffles stand for freedom and hate Hitler.

    Are you saying you support Hitler?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    Waffles are for more than just breakfast.

    For example, freshly toasted homestyle Eggo waffles are a wonderful substitute for bread in any kind of sandwich.
    This...is the most amazing idea I've ever heard... :shock: The possibilities are endless

    Such as wafflasagna

    wafflesagna.jpg
    I am amazed.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    + bacon on the side because I love it when the maple syrup dribbles onto the bacon from the waffles

    OH GOD YES.

    I was horrified when the syrup once spilled over onto some bacon / sausage.. I normally hate meals mixing and food items socialising with each other. I like to keep a separitist plate.

    But syrup + bacon + sausage was delicious. Sweet and meaty. What else could you possibly want?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    French toast doesn't take skills. It doesn't even take a skill.

    All it takes is sour dough bread.

    It's all in the customization.

    cj iwakura on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    WE MUST HAVE WAFFLES, FORTHWITH!!

    This mothafucka done brought his bitch to tha waffle hut!!



    love that movie
    This sounds familiar.

    Help me out.

    Ladykillers


    Now, I'm going to ask you again not to talk about Mountaingirl like that.

    Take you and yo Swiss-Miss bitch the fuck home!!

    Stale on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    French toast doesn't take skills. It doesn't even take a skill.

    All it takes is sour dough bread.

    Well, if you can make french toast with just sourdough bread (and no eggs), I'd say ya got some skillz.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Or perhaps a cheeseburger on waffles.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    I don't do Breakfast.

    And that is why you lost the colonies.
    oh ho ho

    One gold foil star for you, my chap.

    Bravo.

    We were too busy having tea.

    and eating beans with your snot-like, runny as hell eggs.


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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FACT: Waffles taste better in a circular iron.

    FACT: Hitler ate square waffles.

    FACT: Hitler murdered 6,000,000 Jews.

    FACT: Every year square waffles cause upwards of 6,000,000 breakfast related injuries.

    ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT HITLER'S GHOST HAS BECOME THE SPIRIT OF SQUARE WAFFLES THEMSELVES?

    YOU BE THE JUDGE, AMERICA.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Or perhaps a cheeseburger on waffles.

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    :shock:

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