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Dead Man Walking, Help me write a cookbook. Recipes and Cooking.

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
It's a food thread, but so much more.


So, Thursday night, I'll have my final meal. As Friday morning I have my oral surgery and have my teeth removed, after which I won't be able to eat solids for quite a while. Because of all my other health issues, my gut will never rebound and accept solid food after a month or three of nothing but liquid.


So, for all intents and purposes, I have just under a week to figure out what my final meal will be.


Atlantians, feel free to make suggestions.

Everyone else, what would you do? Knowing that this meal, this is the last you'll taste of real food.


So, a local Chef here in ATL has stepped up to prepare the meal for us. We will be providing a play-by-play at the following link beginning around 8PM EST

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    stale i would seriously eat your ribs

    not your bones but the ones you cook

    also i'm really sorry to hear that

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I posted this on your facebook:

    http://masanyc.com/


    Yep...last meal (barring my mother's stuff) would be there.

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  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why are your teeth being taken out?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    are you having Wisdom teeth removed

    or


    like

    ALL of your teeth removed?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    First round is all my bottom teeth, all my tops will come out probably 6-8 months later. Presuming I'm alive.

    They're afraid taking them all out at once would be too much for my system. But they're fairly abscessed on the bottom so they need to come out first. The top isn't in as bad a shape.


    Anyway, food, not my fucked up diseases. Need Food talk.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ortolan

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    First round is all my bottom teeth, all my tops will come out probably 6-8 months later. Presuming I'm alive.

    They're afraid taking them all out at once would be too much for my system. But they're fairly abscessed on the bottom so they need to come out first. The top isn't in as bad a shape.


    Anyway, food, not my fucked up diseases. Need Food talk.


    Every roadside grill, chicken shack, bbq hut, dude with a hibachi and the smell of day old mayo in a 50 mile radius of where you live.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale, if you're going out, go out with a bang.

    Get together of your favorite foods together and just have a big smorgasbord.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Just start eating and don't stop.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    cock, yes? Anyone suggest that yet? Penis on bread

    But dang dude, any chance of getting dentures and whatnot?

    For me, i'd go to Fogo de Chao, just 10 pounds of meat in one sitting. then go to coldstone. then get some cupcakes.

    or better yet, find a place that will roast a whole pig, filipino-style

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    it is at the top of anthony bourdain's hierarchy of pork

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I know I'm going down to Gladys Knight's Chicken and Waffle either Tuesday or Wednesday.

    I'd like to get a Vortex burger one last time.

    Sushi is definitely on the list. I might do that for lunch on Thursday.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Best meat is always, regardless of the animal, always in the face.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    lostwords knows the score

    I'd say if you can get a hold of a quality bakery near where you live, black forest cake is a must.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    when you say "teeth removed" you don't mean the entirety of teeth

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    when you say "teeth removed" you don't mean the entirety of teeth

    They'll leave one when they remove the ones on top, just so he can have that authentic hillbilly look.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    when you say "teeth removed" you don't mean the entirety of teeth

    bottom will be nothin but gums. no teeth. I'll get dentures, but they won't really be functional, and because my healing is so degraded, I won't be able to chew for months.

    At which point they'll remove the tops.

    The cycle starts over.


    So yes. Teeth. Gone. No More.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Have blake, pipe or viv send something from australia. Its time to feast on rare and exotic animals.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Then the only answer is steak.

    All cuts of steak. T-bones, New York strip, Porterhouse, an entire cow.

    On the grill. With beer. Lots of beer.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wait, so even after you have all the dentures in place you wont be able to eat because your stomach will not be able to digest it?

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You gotta work some good barbecue in there somewhere.

    Also tacos.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wait, so even after you have all the dentures in place you wont be able to eat because your stomach will not be able to digest it?

    precisely.


    My stomach will get nothing but liquid for at least 3 months minimum. It will never rebound. As it is, I'm only able to force down food because I haven't stopped eating it. If I take a weekend off it feels like I'm tearing myself in half when I try to digest. It'll never happen after that long.



    We have a nationally ranked steakhouse here. Bones. There's also a Morton's. Would give me a reason to wear one of my suits.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    cornbeef hash omelette, with onions and peppers and cheese. side of pancakes and home fries

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  • HerkimerHerkimer Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    if it were me:

    1) A nice cassoulet, or even just franks n' beans; I think the beans + pork products combo is hard to beat
    2) roast chicken + good bread + green salad
    3) lobster rolls
    4) a good rare steak
    5) 1 taco de lengua, 1 taco de cabeza, and 1 taco de sesos from the neighborhood taco shack

    And good luck.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Corn on the cob.

    oooh this rice stuff my great aunt makes that I haven't had in FOREVER. It's like, so fucking good.

    Sushi, yes.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale, that OP gave me a fierce urge to get drunk.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Corn on the cob.

    You can't touch corn if your digestive system is wrecked.

    Eat some really expensive steak, Stale.

    Super expensive.

    Cut from Ted Kennedy's thigh expensive.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    eat my dick

    seriously though, the choicest steak.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Wait, so even after you have all the dentures in place you wont be able to eat because your stomach will not be able to digest it?

    precisely.


    My stomach will get nothing but liquid for at least 3 months minimum. It will never rebound. As it is, I'm only able to force down food because I haven't stopped eating it. If I take a weekend off it feels like I'm tearing myself in half when I try to digest. It'll never happen after that long.



    We have a nationally ranked steakhouse here. Bones. There's also a Morton's. Would give me a reason to wear one of my suits.

    Jesus fuck Stale, just fuck. I'd be crying.

    Just hit up a buffet. Eat everything. Really, just don't stop at any point. I'd be spending my last available days doing nothing but eating.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Jesus fuck Stale, just fuck. I'd be crying.

    This is because you are a goddang woman.

    Stale is all that is man.

    He already used him his cry.

    You get one cry as a man such as he.

    He done used it up.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    eat a virgin

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Loch Ness monster stuffed with Sasquatch stuffed with jackalopes.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Unicorn steak with a fried dodo egg on top.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    goat asshole pizza

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    You know Stale, I had a friend today complain about her job and this and that.

    Then I asked her, "I ever told you 'bout my friend Dan?"

    "No."

    "The one with cancer since the day he been born?"

    "Are you trying to tell me to stop complaining?"

    "Yup."

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I need me a harem of pretty ladies to take out to dinner, thats what I need.


    Just me rolling up with 6 pretty bitches.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't know if Butters is available on such short notice.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You know Stale, I had a friend today complain about her job and this and that.

    Then I asked her, "I ever told you 'bout my friend Dan?"

    "No."

    "The one with cancer since the day he been born?"

    "Are you trying to tell me to stop complaining?"

    "Yup."

    there once was a man named dan

    the cancer havingest man

    Also I can hear you saying exactly that

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2010
    he said "pretty"

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    he said pretty ladies, munkus.

    edit: heh

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    he said pretty ladies, munkus.

    edit: heh

    He also said "pretty bitches"

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