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Juice vs Fruit: Whoever wins, we lose. In fact, no-one wins.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tam wrote: »

    At first I was like, why doesn't the UK like Snoop Dogg?

    But then I remembered that incident at the airport.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

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    President's safe!

    :^:

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Geert Wilders is said to have been "deprived... of a personal life for his... hatred of Islam".[19] He is moved by his state-provided bodyguards to a different location every night, and cannot receive visitors unless they are carefully screened and escorted at all times.[33] He is married to a Hungarian– former diplomat, with whom he can only meet about once every week because of security concerns.[19] The restrictions on his life because of this, he said, are "a situation that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy".

    I'm ok with this

    #pipe on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Watching The Other Side on Hulu and godddddd this movie is dumb

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    attention FBI

    i'm gonna kill the president

    please deport me to norway

    This really isn't a post you should make

    Even as a joke

    Rent on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the coolest name ive probably ever seen was Brandon Death

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The TSA and LEA don't fuck around with that list

    just FYI

    Stale on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    attention FBI

    i'm gonna kill the president

    please deport me to norway

    This really isn't a post you should make

    Even as a joke

    I'm pretty sure you could google search that string of words and this PA thread would be the top result. That doesn't even take any Tom Clancy-esque anti-terrorism super internet analysis. Just a google search.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh god ruckus now the top google search is going to be you bragging about your 2363 kills!

    Weaver on
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    That Guy ThereThat Guy There Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Oh god ruckus now the top google search is going to be you bragging about your 2363 kills!

    He is now enemy number 1!

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    geomitch meant the president... of al qaeda. yeah

    also the fact that you have to be legitimately concerned if you make a bad joke on an internet forum is probably the surest sign that we're fucked

    Snowbeat on
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    That Guy ThereThat Guy There Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A buddy of mine, former marine and convert to Islam, went into bodyguard work. Ended up being a bodyguard for some lower level Saudi royalty, a prince of some sort. It was pretty cool, he just flew around the world and partied really. But when the PS3 came out my buddy called me from somewhere in the middle east asking if I could help him get a hold of 30 PS3's for the dude. It was at this time I recalled the media hysteria about terrorists using Playstations in bombs somehow. And I was being called from the middle east and being asked to procure an inordinate number of Playstations.

    I have wondered ever since if I am on some watch list somewhere.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If you're wondering if you're on the list, you're on the list.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Did anyone point out that the original source of the story is The Sun?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The Moon did, but that bitch needs to learn how to let go.

    Can't keep a guy like the Sun down for long.

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    That Guy ThereThat Guy There Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Endomatic wrote: »
    If you're wondering if you're on the list, you're on the list.

    It is pretty possible. During that time the whole warrantless wiretapping thing had come to light, and the descriptions given for the people being monitored seemed pretty damn similar.

    If I am being watched, hello faceless espionage employee! I'm sorry my life has been so boring and full of the normal, every day ups and downs of a non-terrorist's life. Have a coffee on me and feel free to just kick back and relax, things aren't going to get any more exciting.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm hacking the forums from my iphone
    I'm already in the "mainframe"
    self-destruct in 5
    4
    3
    2

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Alright, dial 9 and 1, and when I tell you to, dial 1 again.

    Campion on
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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A buddy of mine, former marine and convert to Islam, went into bodyguard work. Ended up being a bodyguard for some lower level Saudi royalty, a prince of some sort. It was pretty cool, he just flew around the world and partied really. But when the PS3 came out my buddy called me from somewhere in the middle east asking if I could help him get a hold of 30 PS3's for the dude. It was at this time I recalled the media hysteria about terrorists using Playstations in bombs somehow. And I was being called from the middle east and being asked to procure an inordinate number of Playstations.

    I have wondered ever since if I am on some watch list somewhere.

    Maybe they just wanted to have a sweet lan party or something
    Stop hatin' on the browns.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Alright, dial 9 and 1, and when I tell you to, dial 1 again.

    but the terrorists will win!

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    geomitch meant the president... of al qaeda. yeah

    also the fact that you have to be legitimately concerned if you make a bad joke on an internet forum is probably the surest sign that we're fucked

    Man there are so many threats on the president's life every day the SS pretty much has to act in a state of paranoia

    It's not like a police state

    It's just, if you threaten the president's life, even as a joke, expect to be greeted by unhappy men in suits who'll not take a liking to that sort of thing

    Rent on
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    That Guy ThereThat Guy There Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A buddy of mine, former marine and convert to Islam, went into bodyguard work. Ended up being a bodyguard for some lower level Saudi royalty, a prince of some sort. It was pretty cool, he just flew around the world and partied really. But when the PS3 came out my buddy called me from somewhere in the middle east asking if I could help him get a hold of 30 PS3's for the dude. It was at this time I recalled the media hysteria about terrorists using Playstations in bombs somehow. And I was being called from the middle east and being asked to procure an inordinate number of Playstations.

    I have wondered ever since if I am on some watch list somewhere.

    Maybe they just wanted to have a sweet lan party or something
    Stop hatin' on the browns.

    Tell that to the gubment! I didn't put my name on a terrorist watch list because of 30 game consoles!

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    If I get a response from the government about that post I will kidnap the president's daughter

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    from inside guantanamo bay, geomitch pulls off the greatest heist in the world...

    he steals the daughter of the president

    now nic cage and jason statham have to team up to track him down

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    but the president's daughter is...

    oh god the pedobear threat is ALL TOO REAL

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    If I get a response from the government about that post I will kidnap the president's daughter

    You're doing this all wrong. You gotta talk about problems you have with the guy, and then lay out really specific details of a plan to commit violence.

    Then, I go here through a proxy server and write a thing where I'm like, "This guy always talks about killing the president in the war games we play online, and I always thought he was joking. But he's been getting creepy and obsessive about it lately and going to those Tea Party things. Then he posted this on a forum:" and link to your post.

    You will be missing school/work the next day.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I made a mock-up of the poster
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    damnit mitch we're calling the project off

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This is art

    this is my passion

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Killing the president is the only way geomitch can get off.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what's 14 inches long and hard as steel
    the barrel of geomitch's m4 assault rifle

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Killing the president is the only way geomitch can get off.

    No one noticed Geomitch on the grassy knoll because he was masturbating

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    there is a tile that is colored darker than the rest of the tiles in the whitehouse

    if he steps on it an arrow pops out

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    The TSA and LEA don't fuck around with that list

    just FYI

    No they sure don't.

    Routine stuff, they're a little more lenient on. Sniffer detected explosives on me (funny thing, considering thats what I do for a living) and since their supervisor was on break they waved me through to keep the lines going.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    you blow up presidents for a living?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    If I get a response from the government about that post I will kidnap the president's daughter

    If you kidnap the presidents daughter, an ex-cop named Leon will come and kill you after making many stupid jokes.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tam wrote: »

    a lot of those people are now deceased

    coincidence?

    Wren on
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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you blow up presidents for a living?


    If you can find a way for it to be constructive, sure! Otherwise, stuff like building/wind turbine foundations, pipelines, sewers, river deepening, etc.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    haha snoop dogg has been banned from entering the UK? even temporarily?

    and busta rhymes?

    ahaha chris brown

    and martha stewart

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