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ButlerButler 89 episodes or bustRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
British Teenager Luke Angel has been permabanned for flaming the President, in direct violation of the Glorious Edict.
Luke Angel, 17, sent an angry email to the White House after watching a documentary about the September 11 attacks while drunk.

The FBI intercepted the email and contacted police in his home town of Silsoe, Bedfordshire.

Mr Angel has now been placed on a list of people banned from entering the US.

He wasn't even President when 9/11 happened dude. Way to go.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This is too rich

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    drunkposting

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    That's amazing.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    attention FBI

    i'm gonna kill the president

    please deport me to norway

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Luke Angel is a pretty sweet name

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    nice

    Abracadaniel on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Weaver on
  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Luke Angel is a pretty sweet name

    there was a missing kid's bulletin in my neighborhood

    for Anaconda Carnage

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    attention FBI

    i'm gonna kill the president

    please deport me to norway

    welcome to guantanomo

    may i take your order

    Fandyien on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Luke Angel is a pretty sweet name

    The last name of Angel would make almost any name sound cool.


    Norman Angel
    Herbert Angel


    Unless it's a girl, then it would make almost any name sound like a stripper name.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    attention FBI

    i'm gonna kill the president

    please deport me to norway

    welcome to guantanomo

    may i take your order

    He'll have the waterboarding, some of the electrodes hooked up to his genitals, and for dessert he'll take a nice beating from a marine with an anger management problem.

    Hunter on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The perils of being drunk on the internet

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

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    President's safe!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I really want to see this email

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  • WildEEPWildEEP Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seeing as how it was the local cops who came around, it was probably some silly goose of a patrolman who decided to act all authoritarian and declare 'BANHAMMER!' when in actuality, he'll probably spend a few years on a watchlist.

    Enjoy those cavity searches at the airport though.

    WildEEP on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Weaver everything is a Tom Clancy novel.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Well I'd imagine there's a few people checking over what gets sent to the President's public e-mail address before he gets to read it.

    Butler on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Luke Angel is a pretty sweet name

    there was a missing kid's bulletin in my neighborhood

    for Anaconda Carnage

    shit I hope they don't find that kid that shit sounds scary

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    WildEEP wrote: »
    Seeing as how it was the local cops who came around, it was probably some silly goose of a patrolman who decided to act all authoritarian and declare 'BANHAMMER!' when in actuality, he'll probably spend a few years on a watchlist.

    Enjoy those cavity searches at the airport though.

    TFSing America

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Luke Angel is a pretty sweet name

    there was a missing kid's bulletin in my neighborhood

    for Anaconda Carnage

    shit I hope they don't find that kid that shit sounds scary

    whole friggin' search team goes missing

    Fandyien on
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vice Admin JBiden commented yesterday on the banning of xXx0o0LAngel0o0xXx, who sent an inflammatory e-mail to Head Admin BaracksOboner.

    "Look, the rules are clearly stated. I don't know if this was an attempt at a "raid" or whatver, but the little dipshit can go back to the Townhall forums if he wants to call someone an 'illuminati puppet cock'. Hope you enjoy your permaban, cockmunch."

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Well I'd imagine there's a few people checking over what gets sent to the President's public e-mail address before he gets to read it.

    Now now Butler, this is no time to actually try to understand what happened.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Remember the time Shoe was banned from Canada? he should write angry letters to the prime minister.

    see if he can get unbanned.

    Melding on
  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    tomorrow there will be a bombing at the white house

    be there or be square

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  • That Guy ThereThat Guy There Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    tomorrow there will be a bombing at the white house

    be there or be square

    Check in with 4square first?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    There are dark unmarked vehicles outside your house right now, Geo.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    This thread has the potential. Keep it going.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Vice Admin JBiden commented yesterday on the banning of xXx0o0LAngel0o0xXx, who sent an inflammatory e-mail to Head Admin BaracksOboner.

    "Look, the rules are clearly stated. I don't know if this was an attempt at a "raid" or whatver, but the little dipshit can go back to the Townhall forums if he wants to call someone an 'illuminati puppet cock'. Hope you enjoy your permaban, cockmunch."

    :^:

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think this needs an edit.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    tomorrow there will be a bombing at the white house

    be there or be square

    I don't get what kind of a point you're trying to make here

    the Secret Service shouldn't treat all possible threats seriously?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    thread of the year

    then again that should be expected with something about a drunkard named Luke Angel

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Well I'd imagine there's a few people checking over what gets sent to the President's public e-mail address before he gets to read it.

    Now now Butler, this is no time to actually try to understand what happened.

    it's funny because the term 'intercepted' makes it sound like they were engaged in some top-level intelligence work when really they just, as butler said, were reading the president's mail and were like "hey check out this asshole"

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    maybe they should ban the whole subnet. you know, in case of secret terrorist alts.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    "intercepted" the e-mail


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Well I'd imagine there's a few people checking over what gets sent to the President's public e-mail address before he gets to read it.

    Now now Butler, this is no time to actually try to understand what happened.

    it's funny because the term 'intercepted' makes it sound like they were engaged in some top-level intelligence work when really they just, as butler said, were reading the president's mail and were like "hey check out this asshole"

    Exactly.

    Weaver on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i get jokes

    satansfingers on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    And I don't, I guess.

    Butler on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought The Who got banned from the US for a second

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just read this article and came running to post it

    The whole time I was reading it all I could hear in my head was

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    also

    People Banned From the UK

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh man, Geert Wilders what a fucking scumbag

    #pipe on
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