You people in the US who have never had mono, well I've got good news for you
80-90% of people in the US get it at least once in their life, sometimes more
So, just wait your turn
Whoa, really?
That's higher than I would have thought.
Yep, at least according to my doctor and wikipedia
Infectious mononucleosis (IM; also known as EBV infectious mononucleosis or Pfeiffer's disease or Filatov's disease[1] and colloquially as kissing disease, from its oral transmission, or as mono in North America and as glandular fever in all other English-speaking countries) is an infectious, very widespread viral disease caused by the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV), one type of herpes virus, to which more than 90% of adults have been exposed.
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edited October 2010
I know a girl who got mono from kissing. She was my violin teacher's daughter, man I laughed so much in that office.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I am one good case of mono from being ready for swimsuit season
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edited October 2010
I had mono back in Jr High... Aside from swollen glands resulting in a sore throat, it really wasn't that bad, and I got out of school for upwards of 3 weeks! Yay, mono!
Got to work at 12:30, half an hour early. My Tron hoodies arrived for me. I work till 7 then go to dinner with my bestfriend and I'm gonna eat the fuck out of chicken fingers, then go to my parents, probably eat a ridiculous amount of icecream and buy some very expensive opera tickets.
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edited October 2010
josh is just late to the party as usual
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edited October 2010
one time i got mono but i already had emphysema so it asked it to leave
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I had mono.
Around New Years.
I think I got it really bad, cause man.. I felt like shiiiiiiiitt.
Then school started up a week later.
Classes were all the way across campus.
AND
my bed was a loft.
So alot of the time I would just climb up there and only leave for food.
I had mono.
Around New Years.
I think I got it really bad, cause man.. I felt like shiiiiiiiitt.
Then school started up a week later.
Classes were all the way across campus.
AND
my bed was a loft.
So alot of the time I would just climb up there and only leave for food.
Yeah I'm spending a lot of my time in the Chamber of Solitude so I don't infect everybody else, and also because getting up is just not appealing to me at the moment
Did you know that one theory on why they call it the clap is that a literal clap was used by sufferers of the disease as a code, so that they wouldn't have to say "I've got gonorrhea" when trying to go see a doctor
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Yep, at least according to my doctor and wikipedia
What spring does with the cherry trees.
congrats!!!
not from lack of effort though
I am one good case of mono from being ready for swimsuit season
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thankfully
no kisses for me though
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Got to work at 12:30, half an hour early. My Tron hoodies arrived for me. I work till 7 then go to dinner with my bestfriend and I'm gonna eat the fuck out of chicken fingers, then go to my parents, probably eat a ridiculous amount of icecream and buy some very expensive opera tickets.
Life is good.
I have sweet tron hoodies on s'all good
a bin of gummi worms and a root beer
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Why didn't anybody tell me
I don't even have my makeup on
Go read this thread
I had mono.
Around New Years.
I think I got it really bad, cause man.. I felt like shiiiiiiiitt.
Then school started up a week later.
Classes were all the way across campus.
AND
my bed was a loft.
So alot of the time I would just climb up there and only leave for food.
Yeah I'm spending a lot of my time in the Chamber of Solitude so I don't infect everybody else, and also because getting up is just not appealing to me at the moment
but i had the clap once
that's like the same thing right
ed would you like to talk about gonorrhea with me
Well I've got bad gonorrhea
With huge syphilic balls
If I had a cream based ointment well I
I'd use it all
Did you know that one theory on why they call it the clap is that a literal clap was used by sufferers of the disease as a code, so that they wouldn't have to say "I've got gonorrhea" when trying to go see a doctor
"every time you kiss a bro"
she sighs
fine
what?
disney makes wedding gear?
why?
I ain't going over nobody's head
What about it.
wait, shit