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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Honestly if I was GRRM I would finish it and print one copy. Then I would go to some con and in front of a crowd of hundreds burn it and blow my head off.

    He should troll the shit out of everyone. Just exclaim "I FINISHED IT! release date is so-and-so" and on that day there is something he wrote completely unrelated released.

    Or on the release day choose the most horrible fan fic story to be the 'canon' ASOIAF.

    Cass, this is your calling

    Dude I dunno if I can top some of the for-real sex scenes in ASOIAF

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    why, is it one of those fantasy books that has really weird ones

    like some evil guy totally abusing one of the heroines

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    why, is it one of those fantasy books that has really weird ones

    like some evil guy totally abusing one of the heroines

    It's kind of in its own category of weird.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Honestly if I was GRRM I would finish it and print one copy. Then I would go to some con and in front of a crowd of hundreds burn it and blow my head off.

    He should troll the shit out of everyone. Just exclaim "I FINISHED IT! release date is so-and-so" and on that day there is something he wrote completely unrelated released.

    Or on the release day choose the most horrible fan fic story to be the 'canon' ASOIAF.

    Cass, this is your calling

    Dude I dunno if I can top some of the for-real sex scenes in ASOIAF
    just to clarify, when you said "sex scenes" just now you meant to say "rape scenes" right?

    cause i can't think of a single sexy time that wasn't also rapey time in those books

    MikeMan on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Alcoholism Theme Change!

    Wash on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Honestly if I was GRRM I would finish it and print one copy. Then I would go to some con and in front of a crowd of hundreds burn it and blow my head off.

    He should troll the shit out of everyone. Just exclaim "I FINISHED IT! release date is so-and-so" and on that day there is something he wrote completely unrelated released.

    Or on the release day choose the most horrible fan fic story to be the 'canon' ASOIAF.

    Cass, this is your calling

    Dude I dunno if I can top some of the for-real sex scenes in ASOIAF
    just to clarify, when you said "sex scenes" just now you meant to say "rape scenes" right?

    cause i can't think of a single sexy time that wasn't also rapey time in those books
    When Tyrion and Shae do it.

    Or when Jaime does Cersei after losing his hand and she's on her period in the church

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    why, is it one of those fantasy books that has really weird ones

    like some evil guy totally abusing one of the heroines

    It's kind of in its own category of weird.

    I think I skimmed through one once

    Nerdgasmic on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the second line in that spoiler is revealing

    Variable on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah, I happened to flip through the second one and came upon one that was a little strange

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Honestly if I was GRRM I would finish it and print one copy. Then I would go to some con and in front of a crowd of hundreds burn it and blow my head off.

    He should troll the shit out of everyone. Just exclaim "I FINISHED IT! release date is so-and-so" and on that day there is something he wrote completely unrelated released.

    Or on the release day choose the most horrible fan fic story to be the 'canon' ASOIAF.

    Cass, this is your calling

    Dude I dunno if I can top some of the for-real sex scenes in ASOIAF
    just to clarify, when you said "sex scenes" just now you meant to say "rape scenes" right?

    cause i can't think of a single sexy time that wasn't also rapey time in those books
    When Tyrion and Shae do it.

    Or when Jaime does Cersei after losing his hand and she's on her period in the church
    oh yeah i forgot about those

    maybe because i read them 65 MILLION YEARS AGO WITH MY DINOSAUR FRIENDS JESUS CHRIST GRRM FINISH THE DAMN BOOKS

    MikeMan on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Honestly if I was GRRM I would finish it and print one copy. Then I would go to some con and in front of a crowd of hundreds burn it and blow my head off.

    He should troll the shit out of everyone. Just exclaim "I FINISHED IT! release date is so-and-so" and on that day there is something he wrote completely unrelated released.

    Or on the release day choose the most horrible fan fic story to be the 'canon' ASOIAF.

    Cass, this is your calling

    Dude I dunno if I can top some of the for-real sex scenes in ASOIAF
    just to clarify, when you said "sex scenes" just now you meant to say "rape scenes" right?

    cause i can't think of a single sexy time that wasn't also rapey time in those books
    When Tyrion and Shae do it.

    Or when Jaime does Cersei after losing his hand and she's on her period in the church

    WHAAAAAAT

    tyrannus on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    apparently in Sword of Truth its all rape all the time.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    apparently in Sword of Truth its all rape all the time.
    it's an all-you-can-rape buffet

    MikeMan on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Daenarys and Drogo

    still not sure how to feel 'bout that

    Wash on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wheel of Time got a little weird sometimes.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    RYwaC.jpg

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    richard

    hates

    cheese

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    RYwaC.jpg

    there is no god

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fluffy, I approve of your new avatar.

    Arivia on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the more you try to pet the cat

    the more the thing will bite and scratch

    it's best i think to leave its fur

    and just listen to its silky purrrrrrr

    some people try to make life

    a little tougher

    than it is

    MikeMan on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    great things come in bears?

    that doesn't make any sense. he is a bear.

    edit - they have to be banging

    Variable on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    isn't it gooooooooooooood

    Wash on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Black Books is civilization, this is true.

    Arivia on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    the more you try to pet the cat

    the more the thing will bite and scratch

    it's best i think to leave its fur

    and just listen to its silky purrrrrrr

    some people try to make life

    a little tougher

    than it is

    Why must I be like that
    why must I chase the cat
    Nothin' but the dog in me...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wash on
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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    3 Ninjas

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Anybody need this sign benny lava

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a bun to bite benny lava

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral your sig is bullshit the trees are probably thinking "stupid fucking roots, if only we had legs we could get away from this bastard!"

    Wash on
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dear Chat

    If you ever have a clan for a multiplayer game, remember coordinated names are incredibly stupid, no matter how good your team is. They make me want to create evil internet spiders to come through and chew your eyebrows off.

    MMO's may be excepted.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dear Chat

    If you ever have a clan for a multiplayer game, remember coordinated names are incredibly stupid, no matter how good your team is. They make me want to create evil internet spiders to come through and chew your eyebrows off.

    MMO's may be excepted.

    Alpha team Go!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dear Chat

    If you ever have a clan for a multiplayer game, remember coordinated names are incredibly stupid, no matter how good your team is. They make me want to create evil internet spiders to come through and chew your eyebrows off.

    MMO's may be excepted.

    sorry man, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff will and always be the best tag team in RTSs

    Tarranon on
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You have a lot of anger in you Jebus

    Wash on
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dear Chat

    If you ever have a clan for a multiplayer game, remember coordinated names are incredibly stupid, no matter how good your team is. They make me want to create evil internet spiders to come through and chew your eyebrows off.

    MMO's may be excepted.

    sorry man, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff will and always be the best tag team in RTSs

    I don't get it.

    those names don't seem related at all.

    i mean names like

    Mr billy
    lil' billy
    billy bob

    It is really dumb. Someone actually paid money so their names could coordinate like that.

    edit: at least on the 360

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I miss having a guild named <Candyland Busride>

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The bus to candyland is leaving the station!
    You gotta get on the bus before it leaves the station if you wanna go to candyland!
    It's time to get on the candyland bus!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Candyland busride.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    I miss having a guild named <Candyland Busride>

    I think the best guild name I ever saw on WoW was <Dick and the Boys Johnson Brigade>

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    STOP IT FERAL

    i don't know what you're doing CUT IT OUT

    Wash on
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    get it! PENIS!

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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