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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Once again I say: "Really, you think someone DESIGNED the human body to work this poorly?"

    seriously

    But the banana...

    Is pretty much a completely artificial human creation at this point.

    Thats the joke

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.sexisforfags.com/

    This must be a joke.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    Bah, you don't need armies in that game. One Legendary Geisha can take out the entire lineage of every other clan without smudging her makeup.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    She's being treated like she's an attention whore when she actually didn't leak it, hasn't commented on it and has refused contact with the media. It's pretty fucking dumb.

    Because she looks nice and has used that to make herself money. So if you rape a pornstar, nude model well they should accept it because they use their body to make money and your just using them for sex.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Look sometimes sending your dick pics to chicks works.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

    I believe the rumor is its a male star who had a casual gay encounter condomless and then did some straight porn sans condom (as gay porn is pretty rigidly condom).

    Preacher on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

    Which is why the tests are regular dude. Given the population and frequency, that STD problems are this rare in the industry is astounding and a credit to the studios.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    Bah, you don't need armies in that game. One Legendary Geisha can take out the entire lineage of every other clan without smudging her makeup.

    :lol:

    oh this was just so game breaking but true

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

    From what I understand, straight porn gets tested very often and gay porn doesn't get tested as often and relies more on condoms.

    This is what my girlfriend quoted me from whatever article she read.

    It's science!

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Anyone else play this?

    It's like Heroes of Might and Magic only the battles are resolved like a Total War game.

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    HavelockHavelock Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man, I seem to have hit a real nostalgic patch. Shooting to run a 3.5 game, and I'm suddenly hankering to give Baldur's Gate a run-through.

    I was at a LAN party and one of my friends did a surprise installment of Planescape: Torment on my PC while I was in the other room. That was awesome.

    When I played it I got as far as the second floor of the Dustmen Mortuary before my pc remembered that it was an old game and then promptly shat the bed and CTD.


    I'd kill for a new PC that can run old games perfectly fine without crapping a brick everytime a sprite or something with as much polygons as I've got fingers and toes shows up.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Anyone else play this?

    It's like Heroes of Might and Magic only the battles are resolved like a Total War game.

    I have almost purchased it many times.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Once again I say: "Really, you think someone DESIGNED the human body to work this poorly?"

    seriously

    But the banana...

    Is pretty much a completely artificial human creation at this point.

    Wild bananas are tiny, green, tough things packed with a ton of seeds and very little flesh.

    So are wild apples.

    And pears.

    Pretty much every fruit, really.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

    Which is why the tests are regular dude. Given the population and frequency, that STD problems are this rare in the industry is astounding and a credit to the studios.

    Oh I'm not implying there's anything more they could do to prevent this thing from happening but AIDs tests are gonna come out positive once in a while regardless. It's a hazard of the industry.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    I agree with you. Especially since Japan's history with gunpowder is one of the longest in the world when it comes to warfare. Though I think my armies of crazed Buddhist monks marching over all of Japan was worth missing that. Also my ample collection of assassins.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    http://www.sexisforfags.com/

    This must be a joke.

    http://www.ironhymen.com/

    Yeah, I think so.

    japan on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

    Which is why the tests are regular dude. Given the population and frequency, that STD problems are this rare in the industry is astounding and a credit to the studios.

    Oh I'm not implying there's anything more they could do to prevent this thing from happening but AIDs tests are gonna come out positive once in a while regardless. It's a hazard of the industry.

    So basically what you mean to say is, "It's not all that shocking that it's possible humans can contract AIDS."

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    She's being treated like she's an attention whore when she actually didn't leak it, hasn't commented on it and has refused contact with the media. It's pretty fucking dumb.

    Because she looks nice and has used that to make herself money. So if you rape a pornstar, nude model well they should accept it because they use their body to make money and your just using them for sex.

    Someone just needs to go upside Ditka's head for this.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010

    Which is why the tests are regular dude. Given the population and frequency, that STD problems are this rare in the industry is astounding and a credit to the studios.

    Well aids isn't as spread, but I've heard pretty much every porn actress has genital warts/herpes. If only Justin were here to tell us the facts from the lubrication.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Once again I say: "Really, you think someone DESIGNED the human body to work this poorly?"

    seriously

    But the banana...

    Is pretty much a completely artificial human creation at this point.

    Wild bananas are tiny, green, tough things packed with a ton of seeds and very little flesh.

    So are wild apples.

    And pears.

    Pretty much every fruit, really.

    Wild apricots hunt in packs. They'll take you down when your back is turned and feast on your delicious face.

    japan on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    Well no shit?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Yeah, an AIDS scare in porn, CRAZY!

    It actually is since the actors get tested regularly in the big time porn industry. All the studios have shut down and what not.

    But given the lifestyles of many porn stars they don't always sleep with other people who are so rigorously tested.

    Which is why the tests are regular dude. Given the population and frequency, that STD problems are this rare in the industry is astounding and a credit to the studios.

    Oh I'm not implying there's anything more they could do to prevent this thing from happening but AIDs tests are gonna come out positive once in a while regardless. It's a hazard of the industry.

    So basically what you mean to say is, "It's not all that shocking that it's possible humans can contract AIDS."

    Well yes, with some qualifiers like 'people who fuck a lot for money'.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    I agree with you. Especially since Japan's history with gunpowder is one of the longest in the world when it comes to warfare. Though I think my armies of crazed Buddhist monks marching over all of Japan was worth missing that. Also my ample collection of assassins.

    Did they have rifling before we sent Civil War Tom Cruise over there?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Anyone else play this?

    It's like Heroes of Might and Magic only the battles are resolved like a Total War game.

    No but there's a demo so I'll give it a go

    Elldren on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    She's being treated like she's an attention whore when she actually didn't leak it, hasn't commented on it and has refused contact with the media. It's pretty fucking dumb.

    Because she looks nice and has used that to make herself money. So if you rape a pornstar, nude model well they should accept it because they use their body to make money and your just using them for sex.

    Someone just needs to go upside Ditka's head for this.

    Nah after that comment you wouldn't even inflict any punishment mother fucker is brainless.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I think I will release another mix. By Halloween.

    Yes.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh god just forget it I don't want to deal with this knee-jerk defensive attitude.

    Kagera on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Havelock wrote: »
    Man, I seem to have hit a real nostalgic patch. Shooting to run a 3.5 game, and I'm suddenly hankering to give Baldur's Gate a run-through.

    I was at a LAN party and one of my friends did a surprise installment of Planescape: Torment on my PC while I was in the other room. That was awesome.

    When I played it I got as far as the second floor of the Dustmen Mortuary before my pc remembered that it was an old game and then promptly shat the bed and CTD.


    I'd kill for a new PC that can run old games perfectly fine without crapping a brick everytime a sprite or something with as much polygons as I've got fingers and toes shows up.

    Guessing you haven't been to GoG.com and all the old games they have which run on new computers fine.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    She's being treated like she's an attention whore when she actually didn't leak it, hasn't commented on it and has refused contact with the media. It's pretty fucking dumb.

    Because she looks nice and has used that to make herself money. So if you rape a pornstar, nude model well they should accept it because they use their body to make money and your just using them for sex.

    Someone just needs to go upside Ditka's head for this.

    Nah after that comment you wouldn't even inflict any punishment mother fucker is brainless.

    He's still got knees.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    Kagera: Sex education is ineffective at preventing teen pregnancies. Supports abstinence-only education, youth castration.

    emnmnme on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Havelock wrote: »
    Man, I seem to have hit a real nostalgic patch. Shooting to run a 3.5 game, and I'm suddenly hankering to give Baldur's Gate a run-through.

    I was at a LAN party and one of my friends did a surprise installment of Planescape: Torment on my PC while I was in the other room. That was awesome.

    When I played it I got as far as the second floor of the Dustmen Mortuary before my pc remembered that it was an old game and then promptly shat the bed and CTD.


    I'd kill for a new PC that can run old games perfectly fine without crapping a brick everytime a sprite or something with as much polygons as I've got fingers and toes shows up.

    Buy an old corporate desktop from ebay and install Win98 on it.

    japan on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    I agree with you. Especially since Japan's history with gunpowder is one of the longest in the world when it comes to warfare. Though I think my armies of crazed Buddhist monks marching over all of Japan was worth missing that. Also my ample collection of assassins.

    Did they have rifling before we sent Civil War Tom Cruise over there?

    Rifling didn't become common anywhere till the 1800's and was more a by product of industrialization. The Japanese have the first recorded battle verse cannons(second Mongol invasion) and when the Europeans showed up had mortars of their own. During the civil war period that Shogun takes place firearms became pretty common due to the adoption of both Oda Nobunaga(thanks to trade with Europeans) and an already existing knowledge of gunpowder.

    Formation of the new style army that looked like the armies of Europe or the Americas in the civil war came about in the 1860's.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    He's still got knees.

    I like the way you think.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    getting hl2 at 1.5 mb/s

    not bad, steam

    well met

    Organichu on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    He's still got knees.

    I like the way you think.

    I was going to say finger nails.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    Which one is this now?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    hl2?

    welcome to 2004, mr. chu

    I am 9 and the iraq war is just slightly disquieting

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