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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    They're going to get pregnant a whole lot less, though, and have less STDs.

    Passerbye on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    Kagera: Sex education is ineffective at preventing teen pregnancies. Supports abstinence-only education, youth castration.

    Well, I wouldn't MIND giving teen males vasectomies after freezing their sperm which they could use when they're 25 or older...

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    They're going to get pregnant a whole lot less, though, and have less STDs.

    Yeah but their whore stats go way up and thus resilience to rape way way down.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    She was pretty bad Arch. I think a slight redesign at least won't hurt graphically. Moves wise I think the idea was sound and see nothing needed there. I think may a slightly less Sailor Scout ripoff would work just fine. Something that puts her more in line with Garen's design.

    Mazzyx on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    They're going to get pregnant a whole lot less, though, and have less STDs.

    Of course they are, but there's no perfect solution.

    There will always be teen moms.

    There will always be AIDS outbreaks in the porn industry.

    Until they are all replaced by robots that is.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    Which one is this now?

    This one
    2cp6q14.jpg

    plz to compare to other, established champions
    864px-Miss_Fortune_OriginalSkin.jpg
    864px-Nidalee_OriginalSkin.jpg

    but ohhhh noooo the new one has bad proportions and isn't wearing clothes and looks dummmbbbb

    Arch on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    She was pretty bad Arch. I think a slight redesign at least won't hurt graphically. Moves wise I think the idea was sound and see nothing needed there. I think may a slightly less Sailor Scout ripoff would work just fine. Something that puts her more in line with Garen's design.

    if the way she looks makes you think of a sailor scout, i wonder what the fuck you were watching

    o_O

    Arch on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Actually the countries with the most comprehensive sex education, looking at you Netherlands, have some of the lowest teen pregnancy rates in the world.

    Mazzyx on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    Which one is this now?

    This one
    2cp6q14.jpg

    plz to compare to other, established champions
    864px-Miss_Fortune_OriginalSkin.jpg
    864px-Nidalee_OriginalSkin.jpg

    but ohhhh noooo the new one has bad proportions and isn't wearing clothes and looks dummmbbbb

    Yeah, but she's a ginger, Arch.

    She has no soul.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    I agree with you. Especially since Japan's history with gunpowder is one of the longest in the world when it comes to warfare. Though I think my armies of crazed Buddhist monks marching over all of Japan was worth missing that. Also my ample collection of assassins.

    Did they have rifling before we sent Civil War Tom Cruise over there?

    Rifling didn't become common anywhere till the 1800's and was more a by product of industrialization. The Japanese have the first recorded battle verse cannons(second Mongol invasion) and when the Europeans showed up had mortars of their own. During the civil war period that Shogun takes place firearms became pretty common due to the adoption of both Oda Nobunaga(thanks to trade with Europeans) and an already existing knowledge of gunpowder.

    Formation of the new style army that looked like the armies of Europe or the Americas in the civil war came about in the 1860's.

    It should be remembered that industrial era armies in the west didn't come about until the 18th century, by which time the bakufu had managed to seize power and locked down the entire nation. There is a 150 year period during which no significant military research is done and no significant foreign trade, during which, in Europe, there was a massive technological revolution. The Japanese were largely on par technologically with Europe prior to that.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    They're going to get pregnant a whole lot less, though, and have less STDs.

    Yeah but their whore stats go way up and thus resilience to rape way way down.

    I dunno, resilience to rape can be useful. And given that the average jobs for someone who's had a kid at 15 are Stripper, Prostitute, or Drug Addict, it can be especially useful.

    Passerbye on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/13/government-spying-social-networks/

    Got to say I'm having some difficulty parsing "reading stuff people put on social networking sites" as "spying". Fair enough if the investigators are misrepresenting themselves for the purpose of gaining access to stuff people intend only for their actual friends to see, but that doesn't seem to be what the memo itself is suggesting.

    japan on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like no matter how good the sex education is and access to contraceptives and parent involvement becomes teens are still gonna get pregnant once in a while.

    They're going to get pregnant a whole lot less, though, and have less STDs.

    Yeah but their whore stats go way up and thus resilience to rape way way down.

    Resil doesn't affect crit damage anymore.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Actually the countries with the most comprehensive sex education, looking at you Netherlands, have some of the lowest teen pregnancy rates in the world.

    No...no one's arguing that comprehensive sex education is a bad thing.

    I swear you guys...

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    They're still doing her though, right?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    They're still doing her though, right?

    vOv

    Arch on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    Which one is this now?

    This one
    2cp6q14.jpg

    plz to compare to other, established champions
    864px-Miss_Fortune_OriginalSkin.jpg
    864px-Nidalee_OriginalSkin.jpg

    but ohhhh noooo the new one has bad proportions and isn't wearing clothes and looks dummmbbbb

    Yeah, but she's a ginger, Arch.

    She has no soul.

    oh man you are so funny

    Zombiemambo on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    She was pretty bad Arch. I think a slight redesign at least won't hurt graphically. Moves wise I think the idea was sound and see nothing needed there. I think may a slightly less Sailor Scout ripoff would work just fine. Something that puts her more in line with Garen's design.

    if the way she looks makes you think of a sailor scout, i wonder what the fuck you were watching

    o_O

    Arch, she looks like a character from Sailor Moon. Thus a sailor scout. She has a baton, throws light and sparkles. Seriously of the three pictures you posted she is the worse design. And a lot of people don't care for Miss Fortune normal either, her alt skins are much better.

    Mazzyx on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And nerds are complaining she's too revealing? What sort of twilight zone have I stumbled upon?

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    Which one is this now?

    This one
    2cp6q14.jpg

    plz to compare to other, established champions
    864px-Miss_Fortune_OriginalSkin.jpg
    864px-Nidalee_OriginalSkin.jpg

    but ohhhh noooo the new one has bad proportions and isn't wearing clothes and looks dummmbbbb

    Clearly it is because her palette uses colours other than brown.

    japan on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    japan wrote: »
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/13/government-spying-social-networks/

    Got to say I'm having some difficulty parsing "reading stuff people put on social networking sites" as "spying". Fair enough if the investigators are misrepresenting themselves for the purpose of gaining access to stuff people intend only for their actual friends to see, but that doesn't seem to be what the memo itself is suggesting.

    Look, if I want to take a dump in my back yard, that's my prerogative.

    If you come around watching me do it, you're a sicko and invading my right to privacy.

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    She was pretty bad Arch. I think a slight redesign at least won't hurt graphically. Moves wise I think the idea was sound and see nothing needed there. I think may a slightly less Sailor Scout ripoff would work just fine. Something that puts her more in line with Garen's design.

    if the way she looks makes you think of a sailor scout, i wonder what the fuck you were watching

    o_O

    Arch, she looks like a character from Sailor Moon. Thus a sailor scout. She has a baton, throws light and sparkles. Seriously of the three pictures you posted she is the worse design. And a lot of people don't care for Miss Fortune normal either, her alt skins are much better.

    listen, Arch is THE fucking AUTHORITY on Sailor Moon lore. You do not fuck with that man and his Sailor Scouts.

    Zombiemambo on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My only problem with the new champion is that her sash clashes with her bodice.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »

    I dunno, resilience to rape can be useful. And given that the average jobs for someone who's had a kid at 15 are Stripper, Prostitute, or Drug Addict, it can be especially useful.

    You forgot abstinence advocate, and MTV Star.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I have realized that i am pretty upset at Riot listening to the fanbase on the new champion thing

    her design was bad yes, but no worse than every other female champion they have

    fucking nerds i swear to god

    can't like anything

    sometimes i feel weird because i actually like things

    She was pretty bad Arch. I think a slight redesign at least won't hurt graphically. Moves wise I think the idea was sound and see nothing needed there. I think may a slightly less Sailor Scout ripoff would work just fine. Something that puts her more in line with Garen's design.

    if the way she looks makes you think of a sailor scout, i wonder what the fuck you were watching

    o_O

    Arch, she looks like a character from Sailor Moon. Thus a sailor scout. She has a baton, throws light and sparkles. Seriously of the three pictures you posted she is the worse design. And a lot of people don't care for Miss Fortune normal either, her alt skins are much better.

    listen, Arch is THE fucking AUTHORITY on Sailor Moon lore. You do not fuck with that man and his Sailor Scouts.

    no that is frosteey

    Arch on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    How come there was no Sailor Earth?

    And is Sailor Pluto no longer a Salior Scout?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And nerds are complaining she's too revealing? What sort of twilight zone have I stumbled upon?

    This is part of what I've been liking about Lotro. While it's still a little ridiculously tight fitting sometimes (although this covers the guys too), armor actually looks like armor, not a few pieces of strategically placed plate mail held together with string and wishes.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sailor Earth is a fat chick

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    also i like japan's answer

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chanus wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/13/government-spying-social-networks/

    Got to say I'm having some difficulty parsing "reading stuff people put on social networking sites" as "spying". Fair enough if the investigators are misrepresenting themselves for the purpose of gaining access to stuff people intend only for their actual friends to see, but that doesn't seem to be what the memo itself is suggesting.

    Look, if I want to take a dump in my back yard, that's my prerogative.

    If you come around watching me do it, you're a sicko and invading my right to privacy.

    A more apt analogy would be complaining that someone you invited round to watch you taking a dump, is watching you taking a dump.

    japan on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Shogun was glorious, but at times I felt it was underplaying the technological sophistication of 17th century Japanese armies.

    I agree with you. Especially since Japan's history with gunpowder is one of the longest in the world when it comes to warfare. Though I think my armies of crazed Buddhist monks marching over all of Japan was worth missing that. Also my ample collection of assassins.

    Did they have rifling before we sent Civil War Tom Cruise over there?

    Rifling didn't become common anywhere till the 1800's and was more a by product of industrialization. The Japanese have the first recorded battle verse cannons(second Mongol invasion) and when the Europeans showed up had mortars of their own. During the civil war period that Shogun takes place firearms became pretty common due to the adoption of both Oda Nobunaga(thanks to trade with Europeans) and an already existing knowledge of gunpowder.

    Formation of the new style army that looked like the armies of Europe or the Americas in the civil war came about in the 1860's.

    It should be remembered that industrial era armies in the west didn't come about until the 18th century, by which time the bakufu had managed to seize power and locked down the entire nation. There is a 150 year period during which no significant military research is done and no significant foreign trade, during which, in Europe, there was a massive technological revolution. The Japanese were largely on par technologically with Europe prior to that.

    I know. I just glossed over since the warring states period in Japan is really complex especially with technological development and where it came in or sprung up from.

    Mazzyx on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »

    I dunno, resilience to rape can be useful. And given that the average jobs for someone who's had a kid at 15 are Stripper, Prostitute, or Drug Addict, it can be especially useful.

    You forgot abstinence advocate, and MTV Star.

    Those count under the three categories.

    Passerbye on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    My only problem with the new champion is that her sash clashes with her bodice.

    Thank you, jesus she's a fashion nightmare. A red sash tied around a blue skirt? Honey thats so 2009, and the yellow midriff plate just says you don't understand what modern champions are going for, we won't even get into the simple print style she has going and those awful boots.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/13/government-spying-social-networks/

    Got to say I'm having some difficulty parsing "reading stuff people put on social networking sites" as "spying". Fair enough if the investigators are misrepresenting themselves for the purpose of gaining access to stuff people intend only for their actual friends to see, but that doesn't seem to be what the memo itself is suggesting.

    Look, if I want to take a dump in my back yard, that's my prerogative.

    If you come around watching me do it, you're a sicko and invading my right to privacy.

    A more apt analogy would be complaining that someone you invited round to watch you taking a dump, is watching you taking a dump.

    374pxjeffgoldblumpoop.jpg

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ooo Miss Fortune looks fun

    NO NO NO I WILL NOT LOL

    Arivia on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    How come there was no Sailor Earth?

    And is Sailor Pluto no longer a Salior Scout?

    Prince Darien is the protector of Earth, so there doesn't need to be one.

    Passerbye on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    ooo Miss Fortune looks fun

    NO NO NO I WILL NOT LOL

    joinnnn meeeee sisterrrrr

    Arch on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hey guys my ex who cheated on me won't stop asking me out so I said yes

    ugh what does he want

    Zombiemambo on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    ooo Miss Fortune looks fun

    NO NO NO I WILL NOT LOL

    She cackles while she shoots a swath of death at people. Look up Waterloo Miss Fortune, much better character design.

    Mazzyx on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Great feral now when I'm taking a shit I'll imagine Jeff Goldblum growling at me.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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