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Only 8 years of real life left. After that I might as well start saving for a decent coffin.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
The whole "have kids at 25" thing seems to be very American.
Most people I know will only have kids when they suddenly start hearing the biological clock ticking.
I mean it's cool. Young parents are awesome. But ugh kids.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I was walking around in my college's gym yesterday and couldn't help think "These people are around the same age as me. And they look like adults. My god."
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Only 8 years of real life left. After that I might as well start saving for a decent coffin.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
a teenager now until forever
he was no merlin
rough enough
I still feel 16, but with more money and my own place and a car.
3DS FC: 5343-7720-0490
bulllllllshit
you're allowed to be young and snippy when you're 20
it's practically enforced by law
Except maybe for some sort of evil genius aging ray.
It is pretty gross.
I turn 30 in January. Dear God.
Nah, the irresponsibility doesn't stop, it just stops being cute and starts getting sad.
that is weird to me
I see your game, fedora
at least he doesn't play red vs baby boy blue that would be gross
Teenagers being irresponsible is like, oh no they broke my window playing baseball "Oh those rascally kids!"
But if a 28 year old breaks your window? Goddammit! Who the fuck are you?! You're fucking paying for that jackass!
Do you see? All the jovial attitudes stop once you get older.
a teenager breaking a window gets an asskicking, not a harrumph and an "oh you dang kids and your roughhousing"
that shit stops at like 10 years old
Adults? No, my neighbors call the cops for being too loud.
If a 25 year old man can't have a squirt gun fight at 2 in the morning on a tuesday night, then who can?!
do you need our help you don't have to live like this
I'm don't need anyone's help! I'm a grown ass man!
I'll take care of all my problems! Bootstraps, and such. Sweat of my brow!
Captain of Industry.
goodbye precocious teenage years
hello irresponsible 20-somethingness
happy birthday i guess
i have none of those things
I have all but career...I'm so far away from having a career...
Also, at 25 I was pretty much drunk all of the time.
You've just unlocked looking at teenagers and thinking "Punk ass kids." no matter what they're doing.
Most people I know will only have kids when they suddenly start hearing the biological clock ticking.
I mean it's cool. Young parents are awesome. But ugh kids.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Fucking whippersnappers.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.