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AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
I have, like, virtually all of my pornography collection saved to a single flash drive.
I cannot for the life of me find it anywhere in my house.

Lets talk about things like that. Any thoughts?

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i stole it and am holding it for ransom

    5bux plz

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Somebody is gonna find that and be all

    D:

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey I have about that much too. All on my hard drive.

    In a folder titled: Definitely Not Porn

    edit: closer to 6

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Who saves porn anymore

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Watch out for women

    You might wake up one morning to find her slipping it into her vagina and vanishing forever

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Who saves porn anymore

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    basically it's been a collection of mine from my early highschool years, surviving various moves and reformats through CDs, e-mails, and thumb drives.
    its more sentimental than practical.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Who saves porn anymore

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    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why would you save porn

    that's what them free vod sites are for

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Eh, some stuff is better than others. Want to have the stuff I like around.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is everything in a folder named "xxx"

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Back when I was still living with my parents I had mine hidden in a sub-sub-sub folder in an old WoW test server folder. I probably could have saved on my desktop and been fine.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fallout wrote: »
    why would you save porn

    that's what them free vod sites are for

    What if my internet goes out? What if all those porn sites get shut down? Better to have 200GB of porno and not need it.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    with a monthly download cap, streaming porn is a luxury i cannot afford

    instead i have the traditional folders-within-folders system set up

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Life was so hard when floppy disks were too small for most files and USB flash drives weren't yet common.

    Platy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    have you checked

    your butt

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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh man, I remember those awkward years of adolescence; saving sailor moon hentai to floppy disks.
    My kids are going to never believe me.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This is why drawing your own porn is superior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qSGFREKuw

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Life was so hard when floppy disks were too small for most files and USB flash drives weren't yet common.

    hearing the clicks of the floppy disk drive as you pulled up that picture of the pink power ranger you've seen a bajillion times before, waiting those precious few seconds for it to load, good times

    also tiffany amber theissen pics. ahh porn nostalgia

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    deleted

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Somebody is gonna find that and be all

    :winky:

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Back when i was a kid we didn't have all this 'free streaming' porn websites luxury. No, sir. We had to make do with P2P software and hope the file 'xxx lesbian 3-way pussy fuck virgins' wasn't a virus that would lead to an awkward conversation with your parents about why excel wouldn't open.

    Kids don't know they're born, I tell ya...

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Moriveth's thread.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SLyM wrote: »
    Back when I was still living with my parents I had mine hidden in a sub-sub-sub folder in an old WoW test server folder. I probably could have saved on my desktop and been fine.
    I also hid mine in a sub-sub-sub folder. But it wasn't porn, it was just nudies. I didn't know how to get real porn.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This is why drawing your own porn is superior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qSGFREKuw

    :x

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mori thread

    e dammit toady

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is everything in a folder named "xxx"

    That's where he keeps his moonshine

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    5 gigs thats it?

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I guess this kind of meshes with this thread's topic. I've been having some trouble with my computer and Dell was just like "fuckit, we're giving you a new motherboard and hardrive," Now I need to find enough storage to keep all my important shit (and also my porn) while it gets fixed.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Most of these pictures are probably very small nowadays.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This is why drawing your own porn is superior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qSGFREKuw

    :x

    HORNY! HORNY!

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    deleted

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Erotic literature

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i just go to tumblr blogs if i feel like seeing something saucy

    or guro

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I did that any time I thought my dad might need to touch my computer for any reason at all. He was the one who was able to fix all our problems.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I used to get chills. Chills when the computer needed to go for repairs, it's the main reason I started to learn how to fix computer problems.

    Anyone else get the feeling of guilt every so often and try to go cold turkey and delete all the porn?'Only to give in and start rebuilding the collection by week's end...

    uh

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I used to get chills. Chills when the computer needed to go for repairs, it's the main reason I started to learn how to fix computer problems.

    Anyone else get the feeling of guilt every so often and try to go cold turkey and delete all the porn?'Only to give in and start rebuilding the collection by week's end...

    This is me.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    SLyM wrote: »
    I guess this kind of meshes with this thread's topic. I've been having some trouble with my computer and Dell was just like "fuckit, we're giving you a new motherboard and hardrive," Now I need to find enough storage to keep all my important shit (and also my porn) while it gets fixed.

    Just get an external hard drive. Western Digital is good. I have 3.

    Also tbad beat: After leaving the church, I get no porn guilt whatsoever anymore. Jerkin it is perfectly normal and healthy. So is lots of porn. Sure some of the stuff out there is reprehensible and sucks. I just don't watch that.

    Also a long time ago, I used to copy/paste dirty pictures into Word, then print them out. And one time, I accidentally SOMEHOW made it so the picture was stuck as the default Word template. So whenever you opened up MS Word, that picture would be there. I have no idea how I did it but it took hours to fix. fortunately I did fix it before my dad needed the computer

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Everyone should get an external hard drive.

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