Man, of all the porn I got busted for when I lived with my parents, it was the Victoria's Secret website that got my mom started on checking frequently for certain inappropriate usage. Yeah mom. Shopping for lingerie for my gf really gets me off.
What's funny is that she didn't put two and two together that 'why would he be shopping for thongs for his gf oh shit not in my house!"
MetroidZoid on
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
although I will admit to also enjoying fuckyeahdykes
this is not a shameful thing
Okay, something I have just learned from FYD.
Lesbians have terrible haircuts. Like, bottle of peroxide and an unfortunate lawn mower accident when you were a child style haircuts. The band members of the Misfits is not a hairstyle choice you should be emulating. There are some cut's that are great, and they look awesome. But then there's that one random buzzed patch at the back of the head and on the other side with the long and over the eye. You look like Rufio for christ's sake!
Get it together lesbian community.
Fedora on
0
Options
facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
I thought I had deleted it all but it was still in my recycling bin. Luckily when the dude at the border scanned my hard drive for videos there was a couple hundred gigs of movies and tv shows. He only opened 2 of the movies, both of them Star Wars. Yeah I could probably have sold it to some horny Saudis and made a mint but the last thing i want to do is get caught with that shit in Saudi Arabia. They are not messing around over there.
Posts
Well personally I keep most everything I download, so it's not like it's limited to porn for me.
i would watch this
hell, i would interview those people
that would be interesting
it's a question of quality
sometimes you find something that's really good and you keep it because you may never find it again
also sometimes you don't have internet access
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
What's funny is that she didn't put two and two together that 'why would he be shopping for thongs for his gf oh shit not in my house!"
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
There's a small collection that was free for a day.
Never gonna be able to find it again. Shoulda saved it when I found it. It was pretty
i have never seen anything that i later thought, "i should've saved that"
also i guess i've never been away from the internet long enough to need a stick full of nudevies.
why bioshock porn at this hour
why little sister/big daddy porn at this time of night
a hentai for every season
if you saw enough bioshock porn, you'd know
No.
NO.
This doesn't exist.
It is not allowed to exist.
You are a credit to all mankind.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
oh rad eddie getting raped by his bro that explains a lot
scrollin down
hahahaha
(nothing showing but probs not sfw)
photoshop owns
let me guess
she's mounted on the drill
Two questions: why haven't you shard and why isn't it on your Ipad yet?
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
not my fault! the internet has desensitized me to so many horrible thi-
GOD DAMN IT MENSCH
I watch most of my porn as streams, but I keep a few vids stored away for rainy days.
"Give it to me Big Daddy!"
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I can stream the videos on my ipad. And one of something is already on there.
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
Okay, something I have just learned from FYD.
Lesbians have terrible haircuts. Like, bottle of peroxide and an unfortunate lawn mower accident when you were a child style haircuts. The band members of the Misfits is not a hairstyle choice you should be emulating. There are some cut's that are great, and they look awesome. But then there's that one random buzzed patch at the back of the head and on the other side with the long and over the eye. You look like Rufio for christ's sake!
Get it together lesbian community.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I would do so
every day
I found that a couple days ago
I WAS SAVING IT
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Looky looky I got Hooky.
-Transgendered pickup line
just type filthy things in and add a .tumblr or something
god i need a cigarette
why at current street prices you could have sold it and lived like a czar
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie