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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I don't understand how female viagra works

    it keeps their pee pee hard

    is... is this true?

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I don't understand how female viagra works

    it keeps their pee pee hard

    is... is this true?

    [citatoion needed]

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    sal tell me about your boner

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I don't understand how female viagra works

    it keeps their pee pee hard

    is... is this true?

    [clitation needed]

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It supports a family of five

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Damnit Floriday why did you let Georgia come back and tie you?

    Weaver on
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ill take 50

    Franko on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hey so I got a new phone you guys

    a Galaxy phone

    I have never had a smartphone before what the fuck am I doing. What are the things I must download for this

    HEY

    i got a galaxy phone in july!

    it was also my first smartphone as well!

    what model did you get? I have the Vibrant. I ask because the different carriers have different features, which would change what i would suggest you download

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i know a lot about boners

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    seriously ask me anything

    Swill on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    i know a lot about boners

    I stand to say that is untrue.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Swill on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hey so I got a new phone you guys

    a Galaxy phone

    I have never had a smartphone before what the fuck am I doing. What are the things I must download for this

    HEY

    i got a galaxy phone in july!

    it was also my first smartphone as well!

    what model did you get? I have the Vibrant. I ask because the different carriers have different features, which would change what i would suggest you download

    right off the bat though, you should get the following:

    Google maps
    google Places
    Google Goggles
    Barcode Scanner
    Shazam
    Pandemonium
    Wordfeud
    Angry Birds
    Facebook fro Android
    Twitter for Android

    Also, BeyondPod is pretty awesome for podcasts and Craigsnotification and eBay are great for buying things.

    Nogs on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hello swill long time reader, first time caller

    just wondering if it is cool to dress your boner up in tiny little clothes like it was a person

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    swill, what's yr boner status

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    boner status: turgid

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    I wonder if that guy knew what he was posing for

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I took a viagra once. My head started to hurt, my nose got stuffed up, and colors looked really washed out.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm trying to remember a joke about boners but it's too long and too hard.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    boner status: turgid

    Time to go to DEFCON: Boner

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm trying to remember a joke about homers but it's too long and too hard.

    I like this one.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If I take a viagra, you take a cialis, and then we touch boners... what happens?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stupid iPhone autocorrect.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If I take a viagra, you take a cialis, and then we touch boners... what happens?

    The chick from Weird Science appears

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If I take a viagra, you take a cialis, and then we touch boners... what happens?

    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hey so I got a new phone you guys

    a Galaxy phone

    I have never had a smartphone before what the fuck am I doing. What are the things I must download for this

    HEY

    i got a galaxy phone in july!

    it was also my first smartphone as well!

    what model did you get? I have the Vibrant. I ask because the different carriers have different features, which would change what i would suggest you download

    right off the bat though, you should get the following:

    Google maps
    google Places
    Google Goggles
    Barcode Scanner
    Shazam
    Pandemonium
    Wordfeud
    Angry Birds
    Facebook fro Android
    Twitter for Android

    Also, BeyondPod is pretty awesome for podcasts and Craigsnotification and eBay are great for buying things.

    also, Ubranspoon and Movies by Flixster

    Nogs on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Stupid iPhone autocorrect.

    I like this one.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I took a viagra once. My head started to hurt, my nose got stuffed up, and colors looked really washed out.

    The trick is you have to take it as a suppository

    Sal on
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sal wrote: »
    I took a viagra once. My head started to hurt, my nose got stuffed up, and colors looked really washed out.

    The trick is you have to take it as a suppository

    I can't help but think he's making a boner joke, but I can't really wrap my head around it.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nah man. That shit's just weird...

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    hello swill long time reader, first time caller

    just wondering if it is cool to dress your boner up in tiny little clothes like it was a person

    it is cool if you pay attention to detail

    drawing a tiny mustache will not be amusing

    however, intricate clothing will get you everywhere

    bonus points for character development and history of your boner person

    @faynor I have been hard all day to be honest, not sure why

    obvs not literally all day, but a lot

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    There was head involved, yes

    Sal on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    When I gave a best man's speech, I wanted to include a joke about the time the groom bet me a tenner to put my dick in a letterbox but I couldn't fit it in

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  • Ia Ia Fhtagn!Ia Ia Fhtagn! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fuck YES

    I was just browsing the internet for off-color dick pills, and here I am!

    Ia Ia Fhtagn! on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i lol'd roy

    Swill on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was about to get into bed with a girl when I realised I was suffering some serious whiskey dick, it made me quite upset and I wasn't feeling too good. Luckily i managed to find a Viagra in the back of my bedside draw. That's when I thought to myself "things are starting to look up"

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  • Ia Ia Fhtagn!Ia Ia Fhtagn! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I took a viagra once.

    It was fun until my dick sprouted legs and started cursing like Popeye.

    Ia Ia Fhtagn! on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    3 guys are in a bar drinking

    the first one says "I am so proud of my kids, I got 5 of em. One more and I have a soccer team"
    the second says "Oh yeah? I have 8, one more and I got a baseball team"
    then the 3rd guy, a mormon says "That is nothing. I have 17 wives, one more and I have a golf course"

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    viagra is for horses

    stop shouting across the house

    come into the room if yu want to talk to me, boner

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