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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spiderman 2

    is the best Spiderman

    IMO

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah but your opinion is bad

    much like your liver

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yeah but your opinion is bad

    much like your liver

    that's no longer a problem

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    oh god

    faq will live forever

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    finally

    no more holding back

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    faq are you a virgin since you have permanent whiskey dick at this point

    ain't like you couldn't pick up some fine ladies (especially since they's all drunk)

    but doggie does your equipment even work

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

    I've been meaning to get around to kings

    now that I know it has Dylan Baker I am double sold

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kings is the little show that i loved that got canceled in one season because nobody watched it

    but unlike Firefly it didn't acquire a rabid internet following because it didn't have the Cult of Whedon backing it up

    this makes me sad

    ain't nobody give a shit about Kings

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    faq are you a virgin since you have permanent whiskey dick at this point

    ain't like you couldn't pick up some fine ladies (especially since they's all drunk)

    but doggie does your equipment even work

    just made a dick splint with an ice pop stick

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

    I've been meaning to get around to kings

    now that I know it has Dylan Baker I am double sold

    he's not in the first half of the season very much, but in the last half he's pretty much the main bad guy

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

    I've been meaning to get around to kings

    now that I know it has Dylan Baker I am double sold

    he's not in the first half of the season very much, but in the last half he's pretty much the main bad guy

    how creepy is he

    this is important

    the dylan baker creep factor

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    MOSTLY i'm disppointed when i realize that tlbs death wishlist is not a list of people he wants knocked off

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

    I've been meaning to get around to kings

    now that I know it has Dylan Baker I am double sold

    he's not in the first half of the season very much, but in the last half he's pretty much the main bad guy

    how creepy is he

    this is important

    the dylan baker creep factor

    not only is he creepy

    his son is played macaulay culkin

    who is also creepy

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

    I've been meaning to get around to kings

    now that I know it has Dylan Baker I am double sold

    he's not in the first half of the season very much, but in the last half he's pretty much the main bad guy

    how creepy is he

    this is important

    the dylan baker creep factor

    not only is he creepy

    his son is played macaulay culkin

    who is also creepy

    oh man

    why did no one tell me this when kings was on the air

    I woulda ate that shit up

    pony, I blame you

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    the best part of the spider-man movies was them setting up lizard and then doing nothing with him at all

    they set him up for two movies

    such a waste of dylan baker

    I love that man so much

    mostly for Happiness

    but he is great in all things

    TLB have you ever watched Kings?

    it has Dylan Baker AND Ian McShane

    I've been meaning to get around to kings

    now that I know it has Dylan Baker I am double sold

    he's not in the first half of the season very much, but in the last half he's pretty much the main bad guy

    how creepy is he

    this is important

    the dylan baker creep factor

    not only is he creepy

    his son is played macaulay culkin

    who is also creepy

    oh man

    why did no one tell me this when kings was on the air

    I woulda ate that shit up

    pony, I blame you

    We had threads devoted to it and my classic naked brock sampson on a dolphin was pre-empted the entire time it was on by a Kings Avatar/Sig combo. As was many others.

    If you didnt notice you didnt deserve

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I MADE A WHOLE THREAD ABOUT IT, TLB

    I GOT THE WORD OUT

    I STOPPED JUST SHORT OF THAT BROWNCOAT BULLSHIT PEOPLE DID FOR FIREFLY

    ME

    I WAS THE GUY TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH KINGS

    NOBODY LISTENED

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    pony i listened

    even though i only started following the show 2 episodes before it got cancelled

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    a thread ain't good enough

    you gotta tell me personally pony

    you gotta step up and go

    HEY

    YOU

    TLB

    WATCH THIS SHOW

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    I MADE A WHOLE THREAD ABOUT IT, TLB

    I GOT THE WORD OUT

    I STOPPED JUST SHORT OF THAT BROWNCOAT BULLSHIT PEOPLE DID FOR FIREFLY

    ME

    I WAS THE GUY TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH KINGS

    NOBODY LISTENED

    DONT ACT LIKE YOU WERE ALONE, I TO WAS TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE WATCH KINGS

    GET OFF YOUR CROSS AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU WERE ALONE IN THIS NOBLE ENDEVOUR.

    Now I miss kings and am sad, this i blame on pony

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    don't steal my jokes

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I watched kings

    although I didn't finish the season out

    need to watch the rest

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Want to hear a joke about a metre high fence that tastes like mango?

    You'll like it, it's short and sweet.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    bad beat why didnt the skeleton go to prom



    because he had no body to go with

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    When I was working at a strip club, a guy asked if he could get a lap dance from an 8 ft dancer.

    I told him he could but it'd be a tall order.

    I should copyright some of these jokes.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    When I was working at a strip club, a guy asked if he could get a lap dance from an 8 ft dancer.

    I told him he could but it'd be a tall order.

    I should copyright some of these jokes.

    One nothing.

    Your move.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    One of my friends told me about being in a band who, instead of instruments, used fish.

    he was the bass player.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just flew in from Boston and boy are my arms tired.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    jokes

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    badhyphenbeat...

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    jokes

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay now you've reached the level where these jokes are hurting me physically.

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bad beat don't stop

    these jokes

    are the best

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd tell the one about the Brie but it's a bit cheesy.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bad beat used to tell jokes in egypt for a career

    but no one liked them

    he ended up in da nile

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    bad beat used to tell jokes in egypt for a career

    but no one liked them

    he ended up in da nile

    Better then the time I went crazy in Paris and jumped in the river.

    That was in seine.

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    giggling madly

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