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Notes from the Bathroom Wall
Squashua
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I am trying to acquire a big ol' list of stuff that might be found written on a bathroom wall.
Stuff like
"Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted."
and
"For a good time, call Whippy, (321)-555-1212"
Help appreciated!
Picking the expansive knowledge of the SE++ forum.
I am trying to acquire a big ol' list of stuff that might be found written on a bathroom wall.
Stuff like
"Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted."
and
"For a good time, call Whippy, (321)-555-1212"
Help appreciated!
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I'll go back tomorrow when I'm in that building for classes again and I'll check it out.
Then I come here and there's always something like this.
here 5/21/02 5:30 pm
And the really pathetic
"I fucked your mother."
with the response on the wall
"Dad, you're drunk. Go home."
That is written on one of the school bathrooms. In huge black letters.
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It's Titled " For a Good Time..."
I think he wants something like that, only much better.
So falls Wichita Falls
At CMU, "I had sex last night" was sort of popular. It would always be surrounded by "shut up you tiny-dick faggot" and other hateful things.
I think he would appreciate a nice shirt instead.
they always seemed to end in "shut up you fucking neo-nazi"
"Hey I'm a faggot"
"Hey me too"
"I'm more gayer than you two"
"I've sucked more dirty dicks than god himself"
It would go on and cover all three walls and the door.
My parents used to have a big framed poster from the 1960's/1970's in the downstairs bathroom.
It had 2 guys (one JR Bob Dobbs looking fellow) and another younger "man" standing at urinals, and Bob Dobbs was looking at the THIRD person in the frame, which was a woman in a miniskirt (down to the knees!) also going in a urinal.
Scrawled on the wall were things like, "Snow White is a Kinku" (I have no idea what that means) and the butt of the joke of the poster, a gigantic "WOMEN'S LIB" and a fist.
They threw it out about 6 years back without telling me; I'd have taken it.
There was some awesome stuff on those walls last I saw, but a lot of blank space too. I wonder what they had in the ladies room?
Check it out if you're in that town. Their hazelnut blended creme is wonderous (and they have bubble tea).
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Do you mean Carnegie Mellon (where I go) or Central Michigan?
I just today saw "FUCK CMU" in big letters, that was encouraging.
It's for decoration, but thanks for playing.
'for refund, insert baby' is good on condom machines
'for a good time call someone else. i'm boring' is alright, i guess
'oedipus is a motherfucker' is pretty rad. it appeals to both the low and high brow audiences
it's so awesome
That is full of win.
Carnegie Mellon University.
How, so how is it having a grand total of four hot chicks in your entire fucking university? I thought that was fucking awesome when I arrived there in late 1997. Boy, that dearth of women sure helped to take the edge off after dealing with asshole professors who didn't have time for undergrads even during office hours!
Our Freshman Orientation Slogan Thingy was "it's what you make it" (which wasn't exactly true) but people would deface the posters and shit by cutting and rearranging the letters to spell "it make you shit"...I know, not a perfect anagram, there's a leftover "wat" and the apostrophe, but it was comforting to me, probably in the same way that "FUCK CMU" is to you.
you have people listing times and locations for sex, but then the fag-bashers strike back with ''FUCKING HOMOS'' and ''TRY FUCKING A WOMAN''
sage advice
i am so writing this one the next time i have a permanent marker in a bathroom stall
Actually, there are a lot more attractive girls here, but they're all in drama or psychology so most of the CS nerds (which I used to be, but no longer) never got near them anyway.
I agree though, professors here generally suck as they are super research oriented and thus teach you absolutely nothing while you pay $40K a year.
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