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Notes from the Bathroom Wall

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  • SnackAttackSnackAttack Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Toy Story 2 was okay."

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  • jackel690jackel690 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Open it I dare you

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Todd is fucking gay."

    "No, he's kinda cool, once you get to know him. But, yea, I agree he has his moments where you just gotta wonder, why does he act like this? Does he think he's funny. He can be lame, but mostly todd's cool."

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    When I was a 15 year old boy I lived on an airbase in japan where a lot of air force nerds would write quotes or long jokes in the men's stalls. In one adventure to the restroom late one night I decided to see what was inside the woman's bathroom.

    I picked a stall and found, in large writing, "OOPS WRONG BATHROOM (picture of a large bumpy penis)"

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    one at my school has



    JESUS WAS A NIGER

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Im tempted to write;

    Monica was a 15 yearold girl. One night she was brutally raped and killed by her stepfather. Her ghost killed him one night.

    Repost this in 3 stalls or she will come get you at 12 tonite!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Snack, your sig hurts my eyes.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2007
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I volunteered at a family camp in the Tuolumne area last summer, which often involved cleaning bathrooms. Men's staff stalls were always pretty much bare, but the women's stalls were covered with poetry still in progress, long, long notes, pretty pictures and word games that must have been going on for months.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    suttbecks wrote:
    one at my school has



    JESUS WAS A NIGER
    how jesus could be a country is beyond me

    Plus, he was totally Israeli/Palestinian... so, like... How would he come from Niger?

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  • CrimsonmonkeyCrimsonmonkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Toy Story 2 was okay."

    Oddly enough, I was about to post the exact same line.

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  • superslothsupersloth Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    I have seen this twice in my life;

    *snip*

    In high school a good friend used to hang that up all the time. He thought it was the funniest thing ever.

    Now that he's moved out he has it hanging in his bathroom so Jeff stares right into your eyes and your soul as you take a poop.

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    muh.
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    "Asshole cheated on me, everyone call xxx-xxx-xxxx and tell him what a fucking sack of shit he is!"

    I laughed way too hard when I saw that.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Somewhat tangentally related, but I seem to remember getting into this semester-long graffiti corrospondance with some idiot because they never washed the fucking desks.


    I can't for the life of me remember what it was about, but I was called a faggot and for some reason I drew a picture of a fruitcake.

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  • anarcakeanarcake regular
    edited January 2007
    At my old junior high, I found a writing in marker that said "Thomas (something) is going to die 3/23". It was March twenty-second when I read it, and well after school had gotten out so I was freaking out. I told the guy in charge of the after-school program, and thanks to our fast-acting school administration, the writing was promptly painted over.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    anarcake wrote:
    At my old junior high, I found a writing in marker that said "Thomas (something) is going to die 3/23". It was March twenty-second when I read it, and well after school had gotten out so I was freaking out. I told the guy in charge of the after-school program, and thanks to our fast-acting school administration, the writing was promptly painted over.

    the perfect solution

    I assume nobody survived?

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Thank God that writing got painted over.

    It's far worse to see that written on a wall than to have Thomas die a horrible premeditated death (which I'm sure he did).

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  • anarcakeanarcake regular
    edited January 2007
    Well the next day came and went, nothing blew up, so I'm assuming they either chose not to do it or our town's police are super-detectives

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the killer couldn't read the instructions

    they were painted over


    I'm a criminology major

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You've been hit by

    You've been struck by

    a smoooooth crominal

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    shit.

    a crominal.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I go to a very pro-every-minority-ever college. On every wall of one particular bathroom stall on campus there is what basically amounts to a bi-curious Q and A message board. It seems half the girls on campus bat for the other team (or are switch hitters) and are more than willing to share their experiences with you while you pee.

    Pics to follow.

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    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    excellent

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The bathroom near the computer lab where I work has all sorts of puns about grout written on the grout in the tile wall.

    "The Grout Gatsby"
    "The Grout Wall of China"
    "Grout White Shark"

    It's great.

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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    "I've shitted in better mouths"

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I always liked the ever so witty.

    "For arts degree pull then wipe" Next to the toilet roll.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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