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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    One argument I've seen presented is basically this:

    would you be comfortable with having your 5 year old daughter put through that scanner? The images are pretty revealing you can't deny, although I guess you could argue on just how revealing they are.

    If not, would you be comfortable with them being "patted down" by a TSA officer?

    Oh yeah, I forgot every single person in the world besides me is a pedophile. Scary shit.

    So... what, you're saying I'm presenting a ridiculous argument or you're making a joke or both?

    Internet and/or being me makes it hard to tell.

    I'm saying that the scan isn't inherently more wrong when being discussed in regards to children when the image is being used in a purely non-sexual context. The argument is just trying to take advantage of peoples' "hide the children they will be molested" instinct.

    Oh I agree. I presented that argument as more of a counter-point to people like Druhim who say "suck it up, big deal who cares if someone sees you naked". I get that point. Most of the time I would support that kind of view.

    My position is: its just as wrong with children as it is with regular, adult citizens. I used the example of children to present a case where no, it should not be alright to just suck it up and make them do it. If that makes sense.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I know there was some big, indignant blog post about this a week or two ago that kicked up some stuff that I thought was dumb

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Raneados is supporting a police state?! Colour me shocked!

    The funny thing is, you don't have to click the View Post link.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i don't really like the new procedures, but i just honestly don't see why it's deserving of like national indignation compared to shit that actually matters

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Next time I fly, I'm going to attach inert material pieces to my chest that spell out "fuck you" for the scanner guys to see. I hope they have a sense of humor when they're shoving the metal detector up my ass during my intensified pat down.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Oh I agree. I presented that argument as more of a counter-point to people like Druhim who say "suck it up, big deal who cares if someone sees you naked". I get that point. Most of the time I would support that kind of view.

    My position is: its just as wrong with children as it is with regular, adult citizens. I used the example of children to present a case where no, it should not be alright to just suck it up and make them do it. If that makes sense.
    The proper response to Dru is as follows
    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    So a guy I work with went on a trip with his daughter and they had to go through the full body scanners. Apparently he overheard the 20 something guys running the scanner making comments about his daughter being hot, her ass, and things they would do to it.

    I wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get into the news, since he flipped the fuck out, chewed out the TSA agents, their manager, the head of security at the airport, and an airline rep who accidentally got in the line of fire. In his own words he was shocked they didn't try to get him arrested for the language he sent in their direction.

    Also, his daughter is smoking hot.

    eek.

    So were they commenting on her ass pre-scan? Or were the comments directed at the image created by the scan?

    Basically, is this something that would have happened without the scan (think construction dudes) or did the scan give the guys a clear sneak peek and then the comments started?

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    The best thing about America is that we have a written constitution which limits the powers of the GHAHAHASHAHAHA

    Which article of the Constitution deals with airport security or are you using 'the constitution' in the generalized tea-party sense.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Oh I agree. I presented that argument as more of a counter-point to people like Druhim who say "suck it up, big deal who cares if someone sees you naked". I get that point. Most of the time I would support that kind of view.

    My position is: its just as wrong with children as it is with regular, adult citizens. I used the example of children to present a case where no, it should not be alright to just suck it up and make them do it. If that makes sense.
    The proper response to Dru is as follows
    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    also this

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Next time I fly, I'm going to attach inert material pieces to my chest that spell out "fuck you" for the scanner guys to see. I hope they have a sense of humor when they're shoving the metal detector up my ass during my intensified pat down.

    nono, do the superman logo.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    i feel like there was probably a cheaper more effective option for making planes more secure than massive amounts of poorly trained security and repurposed medical technology

    Such as?

    asking politely if they have weapons on them, like we did before 9/11.

    I'm sure most of us have read some version of this but here it is for reference yet again.

    Yes, because you can slap any solution that works in a different culture and expect it to work just as well in your culture because these are very simple problems we're talking about that have no nuance and are exactly the same in both countries.

    hint: that's sarcasm on my part

    Also, the first step in their plan is profiling.

    I also like how he pretends it's strictly behavioral profiling, not racial at all.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What is an 'unreasonable search'? Isn't it reasonable to make sure nobody gets on an airplane with a crotchful of explosive powder?

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Next time I fly, I'm going to attach inert material pieces to my chest that spell out "fuck you" for the scanner guys to see. I hope they have a sense of humor when they're shoving the metal detector up my ass during my intensified pat down.

    nono, do the superman logo.

    Bat-symbol

    who wants to fuck with batman, not me

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    I also like how he pretends it's strictly behavioral profiling, not racial at all.
    Dem ay-rabs is takin' our jerbs

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    What is an 'unreasonable search'? Isn't it reasonable to make sure nobody gets on an airplane with a crotchful of explosive powder?

    but really, when was the last time dru flew?

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    AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it is kind of stunning to me how much people care about this, compared with how little people have cared about incursions on privacy in pretty much every other aspect of life

    the two most essential parts of our national character - prudishness and paranoia
    finally come into conflict

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i don't really like the new procedures, but i just honestly don't see why it's deserving of like national indignation compared to shit that actually matters

    I think the issue is:

    A) The new scanners are not tested well enough to say that they won't cancerfy your brain.

    B) Stuff is still getting by

    C) If someone seriously wanted to blow shit up, they could put C4 in their ass and do it, so what's next...cavity searches

    D) The pat downs are a bit to aggressive for say a young kid or a 90 year old grandma. Also, they do totally feel up your balls. I can swear to that, but I liked it.

    E) Michael Chertoff, the former head of homeland security, just happens to have direct economic ties to one of the major companies that sell these thing that are now mandatory.

    http://www.allgov.com/Where_is_the_Money_Going/ViewNews/Body_Scanners_Create_Profits_for_Chertoff_and_Others_101123

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    The best thing about America is that we have a written constitution which limits the powers of the GHAHAHASHAHAHA

    Which article of the Constitution deals with airport security or are you using 'the constitution' in the generalized tea-party sense.

    Quoting from another thread:
    I was just told by one such person that I clearly am misinterpreting the Constitution when I point out that:

    1. The Constitution gives us the right to travel freely within the United States.
    2. The Constitution protects us from unreasonable searches.
    3. The court would have to use the strict scrutiny test to evaluate the state's compelling interest in these laws.

    I will point out that this person has:

    1. No legal training; and
    2. Has done no legal research on the issues.

    Whereas I am in law school and have spent 5 months of my life studying the Constitution.

    But clearly I'm wrong because these policies make him feel safe.

    I quote this because I am not versed enough in the Constitution to say where our rights are outlined in the Constitution, but this dude sounds like he does.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Oh I agree. I presented that argument as more of a counter-point to people like Druhim who say "suck it up, big deal who cares if someone sees you naked". I get that point. Most of the time I would support that kind of view.

    My position is: its just as wrong with children as it is with regular, adult citizens. I used the example of children to present a case where no, it should not be alright to just suck it up and make them do it. If that makes sense.
    The proper response to Dru is as follows
    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    you have to define "unreasonable"

    making sure people don't blow up planes sounds decently reasonable

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So a guy I work with went on a trip with his daughter and they had to go through the full body scanners. Apparently he overheard the 20 something guys running the scanner making comments about his daughter being hot, her ass, and things they would do to it.

    I wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get into the news, since he flipped the fuck out, chewed out the TSA agents, their manager, the head of security at the airport, and an airline rep who accidentally got in the line of fire. In his own words he was shocked they didn't try to get him arrested for the language he sent in their direction.

    Also, his daughter is smoking hot.

    eek.

    So were they commenting on her ass pre-scan? Or were the comments directed at the image created by the scan?

    Basically, is this something that would have happened without the scan (think construction dudes) or did the scan give the guys a sneak peek and then the comments started?

    They were looking at the full body scanner image and talking about 'dat ass'.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    What is an 'unreasonable search'? Isn't it reasonable to make sure nobody gets on an airplane with a crotchful of explosive powder?

    so, to extend what you are saying to it's logical conclusion:

    Why stop with getting on an airplane? What about an airplane makes the danger to people worse in the context of detonating a bomb, than being in any other crowded place?

    You're cool with having your cock searched to go into the mall then, in case you have explosive powder?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    What is an 'unreasonable search'? Isn't it reasonable to make sure nobody gets on an airplane with a crotchful of explosive powder?
    I would hazard a guess and say this is a little unreasonable:

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nobody is forcing you to take part of the private airline induGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHmy fucking brain just melted.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Oh I agree. I presented that argument as more of a counter-point to people like Druhim who say "suck it up, big deal who cares if someone sees you naked". I get that point. Most of the time I would support that kind of view.

    My position is: its just as wrong with children as it is with regular, adult citizens. I used the example of children to present a case where no, it should not be alright to just suck it up and make them do it. If that makes sense.
    The proper response to Dru is as follows
    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    but what constitutes unreasonable? it would probably violate that if they did it to everyone, i think, but random searches/scans plus people who set off the metal detector or are suspicious doesn't seem much different in the abstract from random drug testing, which is constitutional.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    why is it unreasonable?

    she's checking with the edge of her palm, she's not copping a feel

    or are you assuming old white people can't want to blow things up

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    do they credit card your ass crack?

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    What is an 'unreasonable search'? Isn't it reasonable to make sure nobody gets on an airplane with a crotchful of explosive powder?

    so, to extend what you are saying to it's logical conclusion:

    Why stop with getting on an airplane? What about an airplane makes the danger to people worse in the context of detonating a bomb, than being in any other crowded place?

    You're cool with having your cock searched to go into the mall then, in case you have explosive powder?

    Next step for body scanners could be trains, boats, metro
    The secretary has defended the new screening methods, which include advanced imaging systems and pat-downs, as necessary to stopping terrorists. During the interview with Rose, Napolitano said her agency is now looking into ways to make other popular means of travel safer for passengers and commuters.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »

    you have to define "unreasonable"

    making sure people don't blow up planes sounds decently reasonable

    Except this does not do that at all.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wouldn't say I'm against these changes, but knowing the type of mouthbreathers they hire to be TSA agents I don't think it's completely unrealistic to think that they're going to pull some idiotic stunts.

    Hopefully they come out with body scanners that show exactly what you look like naked. It'll be a great conversation starter. "So, you like what you see?" :winky:

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    thank fucking christ i don't live in the states

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it definitely violates our conception of privacy, but i sincerely doubt it's unconstitutional

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The very nice fellow that patted me down still hasn't called yet.

    It might be because I told him that it was OK he was cupping my balls for freedom. The guy next to him laughed and so did the female TSA agent. My guy had no sense of humor.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nobody is forcing you to take part of the private airline induGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHmy fucking brain just melted.
    But the TSA are governmental agencies and there are legal penalties for not complying with these regulations and the FAA is a federal agencies that controls airspace so....

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I imagine most TSA don't particularly like it either. Just so stupid. Hide things up your butt is all.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So a guy I work with went on a trip with his daughter and they had to go through the full body scanners. Apparently he overheard the 20 something guys running the scanner making comments about his daughter being hot, her ass, and things they would do to it.

    I wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get into the news, since he flipped the fuck out, chewed out the TSA agents, their manager, the head of security at the airport, and an airline rep who accidentally got in the line of fire. In his own words he was shocked they didn't try to get him arrested for the language he sent in their direction.

    Also, his daughter is smoking hot.

    eek.

    So were they commenting on her ass pre-scan? Or were the comments directed at the image created by the scan?

    Basically, is this something that would have happened without the scan (think construction dudes) or did the scan give the guys a sneak peek and then the comments started?

    They were looking at the full body scanner image and talking about 'dat ass'.

    Great. So the full body scanner images aren't as blurry as some people want us to believe. This shows that it is at least clear enough to provoke sexual comments.

    I wish someone would show exactly how clear these images are. I keep hearing they are just amorphous blobs, barely considered a shadow from some people, while other say it is clear enough to determine if a dude is circumcised or not.

    Which is it people?!?!?

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So a guy I work with went on a trip with his daughter and they had to go through the full body scanners. Apparently he overheard the 20 something guys running the scanner making comments about his daughter being hot, her ass, and things they would do to it.

    I wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get into the news, since he flipped the fuck out, chewed out the TSA agents, their manager, the head of security at the airport, and an airline rep who accidentally got in the line of fire. In his own words he was shocked they didn't try to get him arrested for the language he sent in their direction.

    Also, his daughter is smoking hot.

    eek.

    So were they commenting on her ass pre-scan? Or were the comments directed at the image created by the scan?

    Basically, is this something that would have happened without the scan (think construction dudes) or did the scan give the guys a sneak peek and then the comments started?

    They were looking at the full body scanner image and talking about 'dat ass'.

    Seriously?? Hope something comes of the dad flipping out. Let us know what happens!

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TSA Rapiscan images have already been leaked. You can GIS them. I think their fidelity can range at time actually. Sometimes they don't look so bad, sometimes I just feel bad for looking.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    The best thing about America is that we have a written constitution which limits the powers of the GHAHAHASHAHAHA

    our constitution does greatly limit the powers of Ghana, yes

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I, personally, would not give a shit about being patted down.

    But if someone said they didn't like it, I would not think they are crazy. Also some Security Guards (not all, but some) can get hyped up on their own power, and that pisses me the fuck off.

    On the other hand, I'd suffer discomfort for a few seconds if doing it reduced the chances of some people getting blown up.

    But I live in the UK so it's not really relevant.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So a guy I work with went on a trip with his daughter and they had to go through the full body scanners. Apparently he overheard the 20 something guys running the scanner making comments about his daughter being hot, her ass, and things they would do to it.

    I wouldn't be shocked if this doesn't get into the news, since he flipped the fuck out, chewed out the TSA agents, their manager, the head of security at the airport, and an airline rep who accidentally got in the line of fire. In his own words he was shocked they didn't try to get him arrested for the language he sent in their direction.

    Also, his daughter is smoking hot.

    eek.

    So were they commenting on her ass pre-scan? Or were the comments directed at the image created by the scan?

    Basically, is this something that would have happened without the scan (think construction dudes) or did the scan give the guys a sneak peek and then the comments started?

    They were looking at the full body scanner image and talking about 'dat ass'.

    Great. So the full body scanner images aren't as blurry as some people want us to believe. This shows that it is at least clear enough to provoke sexual comments.

    I wish someone would show exactly how clear these images are. I keep hearing they are just amorphous blobs, barely considered a shadow from some people, while other say it is clear enough to determine if a dude is circumcised or not.

    Which is it people?!?!?

    http://gizmodo.com/5690749/these-are-the-first-100-leaked-body-scans

    Watch the video.

    It was in the OP, bro.

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