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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wouldn't it be hilarious if they decided to just close the forums? They already suspect the worst about us.

    we have denied being a sleeper cell of communist homosexual mormons time and time again

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, I'm looking forward to eating like a madman tomorrow.

    Those kids in Africa, the ones that are starving... fuck em'

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I doubt they'd close the forums over this. I think you gotta say nasty things about Mike's wife for that to happen, but I wasn't here for that, and she seems like a really cool lady, so I doubt that will happen.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    As soon as I read that tube created an alt account with his original name, my first thought was "Well duh, obviously he has to do that to prevent someone else from creating that account and sewing massive confusion." Doesn't mean he was planning to post from that account.

    but he did.

    and?

    confusion ran rampant. things were said. people were hurt. some of us lost a little 'spect for the tube. some of us lost more respect for sheep. people laughed. people cried. somewhere a child dies.

    wait wait wait. wait. wait.

    How did no-one expect exactly this to happen?

    I mean I'm suprised he's actually using it at all. It would be the perfect thing to do.

    And anyway, what happened is that a bunch of people should have taken a huge step back and realized just what the fuck they were getting worked up about.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    I come in here to say I am eating the worst risotto ever made, and I find that tube has managed to be evil
    while still precipitating the donation of 3000 dollars to sick children

    that's way better than my thing

    How is the risotto bad?

    It is largely composed of oil

    and it has sausage

    who puts sausage in a risotto

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I come in here to say I am eating the worst risotto ever made, and I find that tube has managed to be evil
    while still precipitating the donation of 3000 dollars to sick children

    that's way better than my thing

    does it taste like my bad risotto which was like uncle ben's instant rice only it took like an hour and a half to make unlike mr ben's who is ready to feed your family in fifteen minutes or less or your money back?

    next time shoot for ZATARANS!!!!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm still p upset about the guy who got run over trying to rescue the kittens. That's the worst local news article I've seen in a long time.

    And it painfully reminds me of this friend I had in sub school who was hit and killed by a drunk driver a couple days before Christmas.

    When he was on his way home from volunteering at Toys for Tots.
    You park your car facing the wrong way on the wrong side of the road just beyond the crest of a hill at night... I dunno. There are far smarter ways to have gone about that, and as cute and cuddly as 2 kittens may be, they're not worth risking your life over.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I said it before and I'll say it again

    Kwanzaa forum

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I doubt they'd close the forums over this. I think you gotta say nasty things about Mike's wife for that to happen, but I wasn't here for that, and she seems like a really cool lady, so I doubt that will happen.

    it'd be hilarious if they just closed it for no reason in particular. Not because of some drama or anything just

    "Well I guess we're just about done here"

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I said it before and I'll say it again

    Kwanzaa forum
    It would be easier to just infract everyone, since no one would know what to post there.

    matt has a problem on
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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm still p upset about the guy who got run over trying to rescue the kittens. That's the worst local news article I've seen in a long time.

    And it painfully reminds me of this friend I had in sub school who was hit and killed by a drunk driver a couple days before Christmas.

    When he was on his way home from volunteering at Toys for Tots.
    You park your car facing the wrong way on the wrong side of the road just beyond the crest of a hill at night... I dunno. There are far smarter ways to have gone about that, and as cute and cuddly as 2 kittens may be, they're not worth risking your life over.

    The guy drove a tow truck for a living, I'm sure he thought he knew what he was doing. Also, he rescued stray animals all the time. By all accounts he was a very nice man.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i'm really annoyed by your post amateurhour, i'd hate to have you in my family

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I said it before and I'll say it again

    Kwanzaa forum
    It would be easier to just infract everyone, since no one would know what to post there.

    Kwanzaa bot jokes

    lots and lots of em

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    I come in here to say I am eating the worst risotto ever made, and I find that tube has managed to be evil
    while still precipitating the donation of 3000 dollars to sick children

    that's way better than my thing

    How is the risotto bad?

    It is largely composed of oil

    and it has sausage

    who puts sausage in a risotto

    So instead of starchy goodness it's just rice in a puddle of oil.

    Awesome.

    Sheep on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jeep he probably rescued them to bake them into pies

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I doubt they'd close the forums over this. I think you gotta say nasty things about Mike's wife for that to happen, but I wasn't here for that, and she seems like a really cool lady, so I doubt that will happen.

    it'd be hilarious if they just closed it for no reason in particular. Not because of some drama or anything just

    "Well I guess we're just about done here"

    I picture Khoo sitting in a corner, with one of those little poker/accountant hats on, crunching the numbers every month and the day the forums drop below the red line to the point where they're costing more than the entertainment and google search value is worth... BAM!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm still p upset about the guy who got run over trying to rescue the kittens. That's the worst local news article I've seen in a long time.

    And it painfully reminds me of this friend I had in sub school who was hit and killed by a drunk driver a couple days before Christmas.

    When he was on his way home from volunteering at Toys for Tots.
    You park your car facing the wrong way on the wrong side of the road just beyond the crest of a hill at night... I dunno. There are far smarter ways to have gone about that, and as cute and cuddly as 2 kittens may be, they're not worth risking your life over.

    The guy drove a tow truck for a living, I'm sure he thought he knew what he was doing. Also, he rescued stray animals all the time. By all accounts he was a very nice man.
    I agree, he was a nice guy. But the only way he could've parked worse would've been if he parked on a case of nitroglycerin and he was transporting active jackhammers.

    matt has a problem on
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I said it before and I'll say it again

    Kwanzaa forum

    You make a persuasive point

    desc on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm really annoyed by your post amateurhour, i'd hate to have you in my family

    W...why?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I doubt they'd close the forums over this. I think you gotta say nasty things about Mike's wife for that to happen, but I wasn't here for that, and she seems like a really cool lady, so I doubt that will happen.

    it'd be hilarious if they just closed it for no reason in particular. Not because of some drama or anything just

    "Well I guess we're just about done here"

    I picture Khoo sitting in a corner, with one of those little poker/accountant hats on, crunching the numbers every month and the day the forums drop below the red line to the point where they're costing more than the entertainment and google search value is worth... BAM!

    I hope he comes to each of our homes and kills us. He seems like the thorough type.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    I come in here to say I am eating the worst risotto ever made, and I find that tube has managed to be evil
    while still precipitating the donation of 3000 dollars to sick children

    that's way better than my thing

    WTF?

    Creating another cardboard tube account is clearly part of his evil plan to sow dissent

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd hate to have amateurhour in my family too

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm still p upset about the guy who got run over trying to rescue the kittens. That's the worst local news article I've seen in a long time.

    And it painfully reminds me of this friend I had in sub school who was hit and killed by a drunk driver a couple days before Christmas.

    When he was on his way home from volunteering at Toys for Tots.
    You park your car facing the wrong way on the wrong side of the road just beyond the crest of a hill at night... I dunno. There are far smarter ways to have gone about that, and as cute and cuddly as 2 kittens may be, they're not worth risking your life over.

    The guy drove a tow truck for a living, I'm sure he thought he knew what he was doing. Also, he rescued stray animals all the time. By all accounts he was a very nice man.
    I agree, he was a nice guy. But the only way he could've parked worse would've been if he parked on a case of nitroglycerin and he was transporting active jackhammers.

    Yeah, he made a mistake, and paid for it with his life.

    And the ratio of soulless assholes in this county who dump unwanted pets on the side of the road to people who try to help stray animals is about 100 > 1

    Regina Fong on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd hate to have amateurhour in my family too

    I'm like the best family member anyone could wish for.

    amateurhour on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I doubt they'd close the forums over this. I think you gotta say nasty things about Mike's wife for that to happen, but I wasn't here for that, and she seems like a really cool lady, so I doubt that will happen.

    it'd be hilarious if they just closed it for no reason in particular. Not because of some drama or anything just

    "Well I guess we're just about done here"

    I picture Khoo sitting in a corner, with one of those little poker/accountant hats on, crunching the numbers every month and the day the forums drop below the red line to the point where they're costing more than the entertainment and google search value is worth... BAM!

    I hope he comes to each of our homes and kills us. He seems like the thorough type.

    You're creeping me out.

    Abdhyius on
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am the rudest host ever.

    Just fell asleep on the couch while me and my guest watched a film.

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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd hate to have amateurhour in my family too

    amateurhour can be quite funny when a dull family squabble is going on.

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    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would be honored to be murdered by khoo

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd hate to have any of your in my family

    it'd make the molestation jokes way more creepy

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd hate to have amateurhour in my family too

    I'm like the best family member anyone could wish for.

    You're 95 years old, on the verge of death any second now, obscenely wealthy, and have included me in your will?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would be honored to be murdered by khoo

    I bet he would sign his name in our bodies.

    Classic Khoo!

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am the rudest host ever.

    Just fell asleep on the couch while me and my guest watched a film.

    What was the film?

    Regina Fong on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love our receptionist. She asks how much does she need to feed our office. Then doubles the order. So many fajitas.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just found out I've fallen down at the last stage of a long process for a one in a few thousand job opportunity.

    I intellectually recognise getting this far is a good sign and I can try again in a year or so, but I am literally angry with rage.

    Fuck.
    Dear diary...

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lawndart wrote: »
    I'd hate to have amateurhour in my family too

    I'm like the best family member anyone could wish for.

    You're 95 years old, on the verge of death any second now, obscenely wealthy, and have included me in your will?

    If you send me your social security number and banking info I'll make sure to add you to my will and wire transfer you my money.*

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am the rudest host ever.

    Just fell asleep on the couch while me and my guest watched a film.

    What was the film?

    Because if it was Solaris, I fully understand. I can't stay awake through that film.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This risotto is seriously fucking gross

    I can't even eat it

    I wasted my money

    I took pictures but I can't find a way to easily post them

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Kwanzaa forum:

    Draw a Dashiki

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am the rudest host ever.

    Just fell asleep on the couch while me and my guest watched a film.

    What was the film?

    Because if it was Solaris, I fully understand. I can't stay awake through that film.

    It did take me like three tries to watch that all the way through. I enjoyed it once I did though.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am the rudest host ever.

    Just fell asleep on the couch while me and my guest watched a film.

    What was the film?

    Because if it was Solaris, I fully understand. I can't stay awake through that film.

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