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Tangled: Audiences do like ducklings. Yay!

SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう판다리아Registered User regular
edited February 2011 in Social Entropy++
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So there's this movie that just hit wide release today. Perhaps you've seen its trailers or commercials:

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And I know what you're thinking, based off of its trailers or commercials.
Liiya wrote: »
Also, I've seen the trailer for Tangled, it looks... okay?
Quoth wrote: »
but the rapunzel movie looks hella stupid

if this were pixar i wouldn't be worried but disney...
Padding I wouldn't mind, but the prince character looks so obnoxious, like he was ripped right out of a Dreamworks movie
Crashmo wrote: »
tangled looks kinda bad

like they're trying to be all shrek-y

This is the same thought I had.
Raneados wrote: »
it looks exactly how dreamworks movies look every time, condescending smirks and a whole dollop of mediocrity abound
Peccavi wrote: »
Is Tangled a hentai movie where this girl has tentacles growing out of her head that she uses to force sex on a dude?

Cause that's what it looked like.

But, having seen the movie, I'd advise you to sweep all these aside. The trailers sit upon a throne of lies. This is actually a rather good classic-Disney-style fairytale adventure movie with excellent visuals, and is much less likely than expected to trigger any sort of "this is dumb" reaction that people seem to expect out of it. It's not a Shrekish film, and it's got either absolutely no pop-culture references, or none that weren't subtle enough to miss, and boasts some unusually complex characters.

It seems the Japanese trailer gives a more accurate sense of the movie than the US ones

Indeed. And what say the critics?
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Good things! It's the only Fresh-rated film that opens this week (they gave Burlesque, Love and Other Drugs, and Faster a 36%, 34%, and 52% respectively). And if it's in 3D, see it in 3D. There are some good-looking scenes in there.

If you want spoilerish things, here are scenes seen in trailers that are NOT in the movie:
Him running from his accomplices with "Enjoy prison! I'll miss the sound of your laughter!"

The entire sequence where she's beating him up with her hair from the rafters and then drags him off into the darkness.

The clip where she flings him out of the tower window, still tied up in the chair.

Him standing on the ground saying, "Let down your--", getting clobbered by her hair, and the horse laughing at him.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2010
    oh shit I forgot Burlesque comes out this week

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Be careful what you post.

    SabreMau is watching.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    All those people in the OP know your shame.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    im looking forward to this

    im gonna take my daughter to see it some time next week

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    No thanks.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sars boy said something on his facebook wall, to the effect of someone named shane dawson from youtube being unfunny

    i thought to myself, holy shit someone on youtube is unfunny

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    All those people in the OP know your shame.

    Well, considering what Disney did for the teaser and trailers, their initial reactions are quite understandable. It's just that Disney initially tried to go for an ad campaign that isn't really representative of what the movie actually is. Just saying, if you thought it looked dumb at first glance, shelve what you thought you knew about it and give it a try anyway. I was still looking forward to seeing it and I found it even better than expected.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    If you want spoilerish things, here are scenes seen in trailers that are NOT in the movie:
    Him running from his accomplices with "Enjoy prison! I'll miss the sound of your laughter!"

    The entire sequence where she's beating him up with her hair from the rafters and then drags him off into the darkness.

    The clip where she flings him out of the tower window, still tied up in the chair.

    Him standing on the ground saying, "Let down your--", getting clobbered by her hair, and the horse laughing at him.

    so like half the trailer isn't even part of the movie

    how bizarre, what happened there

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    From what I read the other day, much of the marketing is meant to make the hero-guy seem like the lead, because Disney doesn't feel that 'Princess' movies sell anymore.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    If you want spoilerish things, here are scenes seen in trailers that are NOT in the movie:
    Him running from his accomplices with "Enjoy prison! I'll miss the sound of your laughter!"

    The entire sequence where she's beating him up with her hair from the rafters and then drags him off into the darkness.

    The clip where she flings him out of the tower window, still tied up in the chair.

    Him standing on the ground saying, "Let down your--", getting clobbered by her hair, and the horse laughing at him.

    so like half the trailer isn't even part of the movie

    how bizarre, what happened there

    Like, half of anything in a trailer doesn't show up in the movie. It's weird.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hopefully Faster will be a fun action flick

    Dwayne Johnson hasn't had much luck with movies

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    whoa whoa whoa patriarchal figures don't have the same appeal they once did hold on hold on

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    faster is going to be shit because it's a movie with dwanye johnson called faster

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I liked some of the Rock's other movies but yeah Faster looks like shit.

    Also the trailer makes no fucking sense.

    "In the game of revenge...the one who wins...is whoever's...Faster"

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i agree with Anjin abotu faster

    I kinda wanna see this cause I watch kid movies all the time

    butters should see it with me

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hopefully Faster will be a fun action flick

    Dwayne Johnson hasn't had much luck with movies

    His own damn fault. Walking Tall was sweet and he was really funny in Be Cool then agrees to shit like The Game Plan and Tooth Fairy? Dumb dumb dumb.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Walking Tall and the jungle one were really good action movies.

    But yeah whoever the fuck is telling action stars "Hey you should totally do family comedy movies early in your career (that have dumb premises and don't include any actual comedians)!" should die.

    Poor Vin.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    when I picture sabremau, I picture a giant saber tooth tiger, sitting at a computer with a billion external harddrives, just editing comics and categorizing posts.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so does Rapunzel now go in with the rest of the Disney Princesses

    this is obviously the most important question

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tentacle grape.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so does Rapunzel now go in with the rest of the Disney Princesses

    this is obviously the most important question

    A question that could only by answered by an appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think so, but the question is whether they draw her in 2D or render all the others in 3D for group shots.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm in the OP. I've been shamed!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    I think so, but the question is whether they draw her in 2D or render all the others in 3D for group shots.

    well isnt the chick from the upcoming Pixar movie going to be included as well?

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    While trying to find some info about this movie a while back, I stumbled across a blog called Virtual Soles.

    It was a foot fetish blog that was dedicated only to computer generated feet in movies and video games. They had posted the trailer for this movie and were all masturbating furiously to it.

    I was like what

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you were surprised?

    really? you were surprised?

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just can't believe there is enough demand for such a thing to exist.

    Foot fetish? Okay yeah I know that is pretty popular. Computer generated porn? Don't see why anybody would prefer it over the real stuff but sure why not.

    Combine the two and remove all nudity? I... I just don't get it.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    They're not removing all nudity, since they don't have the characters putting on shoes or boots. Nude below the ankles. Or something.

    You'd think it would appeal more to a long hair fetish site, though.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So excited for this movie. Mandy Moore was born to make me happy

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i knew it wouldnt be long before you showed up in this thread

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    If you want spoilerish things, here are scenes seen in trailers that are NOT in the movie:
    Him running from his accomplices with "Enjoy prison! I'll miss the sound of your laughter!"

    The entire sequence where she's beating him up with her hair from the rafters and then drags him off into the darkness.

    The clip where she flings him out of the tower window, still tied up in the chair.

    Him standing on the ground saying, "Let down your--", getting clobbered by her hair, and the horse laughing at him.

    so like half the trailer isn't even part of the movie

    how bizarre, what happened there

    I now feel better about seeing this movie

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    1:46 of the Japanese trailer - is that Ron Pearlman voicing the heavy?

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yup.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was totally gonna go see this today

    But then Mom couldn't go cuz she's too busy cooking Thanksgiving dinner

    And we always see the new Disney movies together

    Sooooo maybe later in the week or next week!

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I didn't mind the tangled trailer. it looked cute

    I do not mind that the movie is not what the trailer made it out to be either

    oh wait i saw the second trailer

    the first trailer looks bad

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Hopefully Faster will be a fun action flick

    Dwayne Johnson hasn't had much luck with movies

    His own damn fault. Walking Tall was sweet and he was really funny in Be Cool then agrees to shit like The Game Plan and Tooth Fairy? Dumb dumb dumb.

    Yeah, he needs to get back to action flicks. The Rundown was super fantastic.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think Faster looks pretty entertaining, personally.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I think so too. Just a good gratuitous action movie.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'll probably see this. I still wish it were traditionally animated. And that they hadn't changed the title to something dumb for dumb reasons.

    But I've missed Menken. Need some more of that.

    How is the music, by the way?

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