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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    I love the headline to this article, that is linked from that one. Something about it amuses me.
    If they'd subsidize the vending machine industry to modify all the coin slots to take $1 coins, everyone would use them.

    I actually just meant the sentence construction in general. I think because it uses that slightly comic form of making the sentence a few words longer than is strictly necessary. I do it with a fair degree of frequency myself.
    I agree it's funny, I was just commenting on the article I guess.

    Although a $1.1bn stockpile in coins is a recipe for a fantastic heist movie.

    8800 metric tonnes of brass. The metal alone is worth millions!

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Seriously, I wish so hard I had studied more techie stuff in college.

    Top things I would benefit from knowing better:

    1) Logic
    2) Stats
    3) Physics

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    your philosophy department must have a bunch of symbolic logic courses

    frankly you'll learn it better there than you would in the equivalent logic for comp sci courses

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Huh.

    Apparently tl;dr means too long;didn't read.

    Since a tl;dr is a summary of a long post I always thought it meant "top left;down right". Like as in "here is the summary of what's written from the top left corner to the lower right corner of this text".

    My alternative is less dickish.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Your alternative is something that nobody would come up with, ever.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    your philosophy department must have a bunch of symbolic logic courses

    frankly you'll learn it better there than you would in the equivalent logic for comp sci courses

    Yeah, I've actually taken three undergrad logic courses and one grad. I wish I'd taken them more seriously, though, and that I'd gotten to a higher level of material.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    frankly you'll learn it better there than you would in the equivalent logic for comp sci courses
    illustration: the differing attitudes toward Ayn Rand in philosophy and comp sci students

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Huh.

    Apparently tl;dr means too long;didn't read.

    Since a tl;dr is a summary of a long post I always thought it meant "top left;down right". Like as in "here is the summary of what's written from the top left corner to the lower right corner of this text".

    My alternative is less dickish.
    this is like the people who though FTW meant fuck the what

    where have you people been

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Huh.

    Apparently tl;dr means too long;didn't read.

    Since a tl;dr is a summary of a long post I always thought it meant "top left;down right". Like as in "here is the summary of what's written from the top left corner to the lower right corner of this text".

    My alternative is less dickish.

    yeah but also fucking space logic

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it took me months to figure out FTFY

    "for the fucking what?"

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Huh.

    Apparently tl;dr means too long;didn't read.

    Since a tl;dr is a summary of a long post I always thought it meant "top left;down right". Like as in "here is the summary of what's written from the top left corner to the lower right corner of this text".

    My alternative is less dickish.
    this is like the people who though FTW meant fuck the what

    where have you people been

    Hey I thought that to.

    But this means though that I've been using tl;dr in the correct context at least, that's pretty good.

    Honk on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    tl;dr started out as a reply you made when someone made a wall of text

    it came to be used to mark a pre-emptive summation of the wall so as to get out in front of those replies

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.

    japan on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So do we think Julian Assange is really a rapist?

    For:
    1.) He totally looks like a creeper
    2.) In public appearances he goes off on power trips

    Against:
    1.) Seems really coincidental that it happens right now
    2.) Way more is being made of it than makes sense

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.

    for the win

    fixed that for you

    Senjutsu on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    yeah but also fucking space logic

    You may notice that I hold the title of Space Admiral, so space logic is pretty cool.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.
    LMGTFY

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    For the longest time I thought FML mean For Major Loss

    The opposite of FTW or something

    Nocturne on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu is the Deckard Cain of internet slang.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So do we think Julian Assange is really a rapist?

    For:
    1.) He totally looks like a creeper
    2.) In public appearances he goes off on power trips

    Against:
    1.) Seems really coincidental that it happens right now
    2.) Way more is being made of it than makes sense

    No no it is completely above board

    Interpol routinely makes finding dudes accused of a crime whose maximum penalty is a $1500 fine their top priority

    Senjutsu on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I thought WTFBBQ meant What The Fuck, Barbeque!!!

    Honk on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.

    They're craigslist callsigns. FTW is when you're looking for an overweight male-to-female transexual, and FTFY is for fart fetishists.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Senjutsu is the Deckard Cain of internet slang.

    SAWAL

    Nocturne on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Senjutsu is the Deckard Cain of internet slang.

    SAWAL

    Senjutsu on
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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    more like for the fucking yiffing

    Dr Mario Kart on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.

    for the win

    fixed that for you

    Oh shit really you're kidding

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nocturne you beautiful bastard

    Senjutsu on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So do we think Julian Assange is really a rapist?

    For:
    1.) He totally looks like a creeper
    2.) In public appearances he goes off on power trips

    Against:
    1.) Seems really coincidental that it happens right now
    2.) Way more is being made of it than makes sense

    No no it is completely above board

    Interpol routinely makes finding dudes accused of a crime whose maximum penalty is a $1500 fine their top priority

    Actually the rape investigation was first dropped, but it's back on now. And that has a max of I don't know, but we're talking jail time though of course.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nocturne you beautiful bastard

    <3

    Nocturne on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    senj, my party has been enlisted by the federal government to explore and examine the Internet's uncharted western frontier

    we have been looking for a man of your skills

    they say you're the best

    Nerdgasmic on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    SAWAL?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Where have you people been living?! Fucking google knows the answer to all of this crap.

    Am I the only one who's first instinct when he doesn't understand something is to google it?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.

    for the win

    fixed that for you

    Oh shit really you're kidding

    I was CONVINCED that FTFY was actually "Fuck That Fuck You".

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    hahaha wtf

    re: the cleveland coach being upset about lebron going to miami

    " Reverend Jesse Jackson, American civil rights activist, said Gilbert's feelings "personify a slave master mentality", and he was treating James as "a runaway slave".[115]"

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So do we think Julian Assange is really a rapist?

    For:
    1.) He totally looks like a creeper
    2.) In public appearances he goes off on power trips

    Against:
    1.) Seems really coincidental that it happens right now
    2.) Way more is being made of it than makes sense

    No no it is completely above board

    Interpol routinely makes finding dudes accused of a crime whose maximum penalty is a $1500 fine their top priority

    Actually the rape investigation was first dropped, but it's back on now. And that has a max of I don't know, but we're talking jail time though of course.

    He's not being accused of rape, he's being accused of not using protection.

    Aroused Bull on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    senj, my party has been enlisted by the federal government to explore and examine the Internet's uncharted western frontier

    we have been looking for a man of your skills

    they say you're the best

    I will venture forth into the wilds and bring back red indian slang

    Senjutsu on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't know what FTW or FTFY are.

    for the win

    fixed that for you

    Oh shit really you're kidding

    I was CONVINCED that FTFY was actually "Fuck That Fuck You".

    No wonder nobody's answering my goddamn listings

    Aroused Bull on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    SAWAL?

    Stay a while and listen

    Senjutsu on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    it is a time of glory, of e-indians and cyber cowboys

    Nerdgasmic on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So do we think Julian Assange is really a rapist?

    For:
    1.) He totally looks like a creeper
    2.) In public appearances he goes off on power trips

    Against:
    1.) Seems really coincidental that it happens right now
    2.) Way more is being made of it than makes sense

    No no it is completely above board

    Interpol routinely makes finding dudes accused of a crime whose maximum penalty is a $1500 fine their top priority

    Actually the rape investigation was first dropped, but it's back on now. And that has a max of I don't know, but we're talking jail time though of course.

    He's not being accused of rape, he's being accused of not using protection.

    What? I saw an article I think yesterday and they were still talking about rape, explicitly, then.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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