Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
So I bought this for my parents today.
I than called my father to inform him a gift would be dropped off before Christmas so he should be ready. What did he do in response? He yelled at me for buying him a Christmas gift. His reason? He feels I am too poor in his eyes to be making such a purchase.
I am torn inside out.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
Zongy he is yelling at you to make you feel bad. This is so you are on a level pegging as he feels bad. This is because he only got you two things. The first is a coffee cup full of his own excrement. The second is a drunken beating for never living up to his expectations.
Every time somebody says they've shipped their gifts, I wonder
could it be me?!
This is ever so exciting!!
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Just tell your dad it was free because you stole it from an old woman and also pushed her down.
Then you will live up to his expectations!
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
So today I woke up feeling like shit, because the temperature dropped super-fast yesterday and I was out until midnight walking around in a skirt and tights and a not-warm-enough scarf. So I woke up and oh, hey, yes, I do believe this feels like a sinus infection.
But I had things to do! First I took the dog to the vet for his last immunization shot, even though it was -5 degrees outside, but the vet was not there. Come back later. Okay. Walked home, got set to go to Costco with a friend of mine who owns a car (going to Costco without a car is a nightmare). We left the house, drove 35 minutes, got to Costco and oh wait where is my wallet? Oh yes, it was at home on the floor of the kitchen, along with all of my money and my Costco card. But my friend (she is a good friend) said it was fine, I'd pay her back, and we went shopping.
$240.00 later, shopping finished, I told my friend that I would walk the dog back to the vet for his shots, go to the ATM, get her money and walk it back to her house before she went out for the night. While at the vet, I discovered that the puppy has a fungal ear infection. Okay, get medicine. As I waited for the doctor to fix up the prescription, a small yapper-type-dog was flipping the fuck out while getting a bath in the grooming parlor across the entryway. My cat allergies were going haywire, making my sinus pain multiply tenfold, when suddenly the groomer handling the yapper-type-dog yelled in pain. I turned around to see that she and the dog were soaked in blood, because the yapper-type-dog had taken a huge bite of her wrist.
Craziness ensued, people went to the hospital, my dog got bored and started barking... I eventually got what I needed and left, but the dog pooped on the way home, so I had to pick it up in a baggie and stash the baggie in with all of the other crap I was carrying. I walked to my friend's house, got there and realized that my wallet was missing again, this time containing around 400 dollars in cash, as well as both of my bank cards, my alien registration card, etc. We retraced my steps all the way back to the vet, carrying a bunch of dog medicine and food and a bag of cooling dog poop. Thankfully my wallet was at the vet's, so everything worked out alright.
But it was a long, long day! And I felt totally terribly sick. I was not prepared for the guard at the top of our street to come out and give me a package!
WHAT'S THIS?!
HOLY FUCK YES!
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES! EVER! Maybe my favourite movie of all time? And this poster is so mysterious and hysterical! It's amazing!
Honestly there's nothing in this to indicate any sender at all other than the company who made it, so maybe it isn't my Secret Satans present? It could be from anyone! The President! A different friend in the U.S.! But whichever way, it made my day. So if it is my Satans present, Satan, I love you.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I am now, 5 hours and 90 pages later, finally caught up on the last 3 weeks of posts in this thread. So many awesome gifts! I didn't want to miss any of it! Now it is very much time for sleep. :rotate:
I still haven't started reading the book I got. I keep taking it out on the bus or train to start reading it but I always fall asleep cause buses/trains make me sleepy.
One of the main parts of my gift didn't ship to me until the 13th, so it should be here soon.
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Apparently AAA saved Christmas for you guys (and the Secret Saintees), but not for my actual family (or neth), whose presents I was going to ship out today.
Now I get to go spend $100 on a new car battery
Which sucks, cuz I spent WAY too much on presents yesterday, thinking, 'Oh man, it's so great that I don't have to buy a new car battery!'
So I received a note in my mailbox last Thursday saying there was a package waiting for me at the post office, but that I couldn't pick it up until after 1pm on Friday. But we were flying out for a trip to Alberta on Friday morning! So that was disappointing, but I was convinced the package was some computer stuff I had ordered anyway, so I decided to forget about it.
Fast forward to Monday, and I return home after a disappointing trip that unfortunately involved no glowy magical northern lights, which was the purpose of the trip. But what better to make up for that than:
Kitties! I mean, a big package! Opening it, I found:
A tiny box, and lots of packing paper. Is this some sort of joke? Oh, wait a sec...
There are goodies under this packing paper! Strange, foreign goodies!
Dawn wanted to take a trip back, but he's too fat to fit in the box. But hey, he found a wrapped present and a card under the goodies!
SO MANY COLOURS
I don't know Spooky, but he is certainly filling my Christmas with lots of happy! (I covered his real name with a kiss, which I assume is what he meant to do anyway) Also, I'm actually Australian so I get to hoard all the happy from the Canadians, hahaha
Inside the package was How To Train Your Dragon on Bluray, a totally awesome and sweet movie about dragons!
Thankyou so much Spooky (spookymuffin I assume, going by the list in the OP), this was such a wonderful gift! My wife won't let me eat any of the stuff yet though, because she wants to see it all, but I'm a little frightened to try them anyway so that works out!
Holy shit! Package for a Mister... uhh... Rabid Death Moose?
Why yes, that IS me!
Bogey, holy crap man not only is my gift awesome but it is also hilarious and oddly topical. Will post pictures ASAP right now I'm reveling in my goodies!
Holy shit! Package for a Mister... uhh... Rabid Death Moose?
Why yes, that IS me!
Bogey, holy crap man not only is my gift awesome but it is also hilarious and oddly topical. Will post pictures ASAP right now I'm reveling in my goodies!
I'm glad you got a great gift, I was willing to kick some butt if you didn't.
I got a package today, apparently a Part 1, so I won't be posting details until I get the complete gift or whatever. However, funny story, I am on severely restricted lifting limits, and the package today was heavier than I am allowed to lift. I had to get my nephew to bring it in the house. Ah ha.
I got a package today, apparently a Part 1, so I won't be posting details until I get the complete gift or whatever. However, funny story, I am on severely restricted lifting limits, and the package today was heavier than I am allowed to lift. I had to get my nephew to bring it in the house. Ah ha.
Smallish package, just heavy item. About 9 pounds. Like I said though, I am on severely restricted limits.
The item is awesome though, I've already torn into it. I have to actually leave it on a table to "use" it though. It's kind of.. odd.
Smallish package, just heavy item. About 9 pounds. Like I said though, I am on severely restricted limits.
The item is awesome though, I've already torn into it. I have to actually leave it on a table to "use" it though. It's kind of.. odd.
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Also, most adorable gift post thus far.
I than called my father to inform him a gift would be dropped off before Christmas so he should be ready. What did he do in response? He yelled at me for buying him a Christmas gift. His reason? He feels I am too poor in his eyes to be making such a purchase.
I am torn inside out.
Merry Christmas.
Satans..... hints.....
Every time somebody says they've shipped their gifts, I wonder
could it be me?!
This is ever so exciting!!
Then you will live up to his expectations!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
But I had things to do! First I took the dog to the vet for his last immunization shot, even though it was -5 degrees outside, but the vet was not there. Come back later. Okay. Walked home, got set to go to Costco with a friend of mine who owns a car (going to Costco without a car is a nightmare). We left the house, drove 35 minutes, got to Costco and oh wait where is my wallet? Oh yes, it was at home on the floor of the kitchen, along with all of my money and my Costco card. But my friend (she is a good friend) said it was fine, I'd pay her back, and we went shopping.
$240.00 later, shopping finished, I told my friend that I would walk the dog back to the vet for his shots, go to the ATM, get her money and walk it back to her house before she went out for the night. While at the vet, I discovered that the puppy has a fungal ear infection. Okay, get medicine. As I waited for the doctor to fix up the prescription, a small yapper-type-dog was flipping the fuck out while getting a bath in the grooming parlor across the entryway. My cat allergies were going haywire, making my sinus pain multiply tenfold, when suddenly the groomer handling the yapper-type-dog yelled in pain. I turned around to see that she and the dog were soaked in blood, because the yapper-type-dog had taken a huge bite of her wrist.
Craziness ensued, people went to the hospital, my dog got bored and started barking... I eventually got what I needed and left, but the dog pooped on the way home, so I had to pick it up in a baggie and stash the baggie in with all of the other crap I was carrying. I walked to my friend's house, got there and realized that my wallet was missing again, this time containing around 400 dollars in cash, as well as both of my bank cards, my alien registration card, etc. We retraced my steps all the way back to the vet, carrying a bunch of dog medicine and food and a bag of cooling dog poop. Thankfully my wallet was at the vet's, so everything worked out alright.
But it was a long, long day! And I felt totally terribly sick. I was not prepared for the guard at the top of our street to come out and give me a package!
WHAT'S THIS?!
HOLY FUCK YES!
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES! EVER! Maybe my favourite movie of all time? And this poster is so mysterious and hysterical! It's amazing!
Honestly there's nothing in this to indicate any sender at all other than the company who made it, so maybe it isn't my Secret Satans present? It could be from anyone! The President! A different friend in the U.S.! But whichever way, it made my day. So if it is my Satans present, Satan, I love you.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Correction: 5 hours 1 minute :P
Making: LuvCherie Jewelry
Writing: Fibropreneur.com
Shopping: Amazon Wishes
Socializing: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
Gaming: Xbox Live, Playstation, Steam
In 3 days, I can have one of the gifts signed by the creator.
I think this is worth a delay.
Satan stop making me wait, I don't like suspense!
FFBE: 838,975,107
Dokkan: 1668363315
I am PRETTY SURE my Satan will know who sent 'em, but I do so love leaving notes
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Satans..... hints.....
#pipe -> Gatsby
B.C -> Jyardana 2 -> Jokerman
Burning Organ -> VALVEjunkie
BusterK -> Okami
Butler -> IpseDixit
daimajin -> lostwords
Corporate Logo -> Druhim 2
Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic
DHS Odium -> Caulk Bite 6
DrZiplock -> tastypastry
Forar -> Sara Lynn -> Raijin Quickfoot
FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard -> Bogey
Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2
Goose! -> thanimations
Green -> Schide
GRMike -> Centipede Damascus
Hacksaw -> Weaver
Henroid -> The Geek
Hunter -> Tonkka
khoo -> CrackedLens 2
Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2
Legba -> Feaghaill
Reigner-> The_Rat
Schide -> Pharezon
Skettios -> cheshire
RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks
Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
Slacker71 -> neville
SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru
Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod
VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie
$? -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale -> Akilae729
? -> LuvCherie
? -> Lost Salient
? -> Sars_Boy
? -> MetroidZoid
I've been doodling on other paper and then putting that into the card. Takes the pressure away
Jokes on you! Cork is the last stop.
Well maybe the joke is on me
the giftening, etc etc
WOOOOOOO
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN STOLEN
ALERT THE MOUNTIES
hopefully I.H.N.I.W.T.R gets the other parts to his gifts
Now I get to go spend $100 on a new car battery
Which sucks, cuz I spent WAY too much on presents yesterday, thinking, 'Oh man, it's so great that I don't have to buy a new car battery!'
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
Whoever it is cannot be near a computer for some time; as they has a proxy deliver me a message.
Whoever it is has a taste for fine delicacies.
That's all I got.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Fast forward to Monday, and I return home after a disappointing trip that unfortunately involved no glowy magical northern lights, which was the purpose of the trip. But what better to make up for that than:
Kitties! I mean, a big package! Opening it, I found:
A tiny box, and lots of packing paper. Is this some sort of joke? Oh, wait a sec...
There are goodies under this packing paper! Strange, foreign goodies!
Dawn wanted to take a trip back, but he's too fat to fit in the box. But hey, he found a wrapped present and a card under the goodies!
SO MANY COLOURS
I don't know Spooky, but he is certainly filling my Christmas with lots of happy! (I covered his real name with a kiss, which I assume is what he meant to do anyway) Also, I'm actually Australian so I get to hoard all the happy from the Canadians, hahaha
Inside the package was How To Train Your Dragon on Bluray, a totally awesome and sweet movie about dragons!
Thankyou so much Spooky (spookymuffin I assume, going by the list in the OP), this was such a wonderful gift! My wife won't let me eat any of the stuff yet though, because she wants to see it all, but I'm a little frightened to try them anyway so that works out!
Why yes, that IS me!
Bogey, holy crap man not only is my gift awesome but it is also hilarious and oddly topical. Will post pictures ASAP right now I'm reveling in my goodies!
FOREIGN CANDY BROTHERS
goddamn it still surprises me how much stuff you can shove in those flat rate boxes
Have you tried the salmiakki? It is my country's specialty candy.
I'm glad you got a great gift, I was willing to kick some butt if you didn't.
B.C -> Jyardana 2 -> Jokerman
Burning Organ -> VALVEjunkie
BusterK -> Okami
Butler -> IpseDixit
daimajin -> lostwords
Corporate Logo -> Druhim 2
Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic
DHS Odium -> Caulk Bite 6
DrZiplock -> tastypastry
Forar -> Sara Lynn -> Raijin Quickfoot
FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard -> Bogey
Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2
Goose! -> thanimations
Green -> Schide -> Pharezon
GRMike -> Centipede Damascus
Hacksaw -> Weaver
Henroid -> The Geek
Hunter -> Tonkka
khoo -> CrackedLens 2
Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2
Legba -> Feaghaill
Skettios -> cheshire
RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks
Reigner-> The_Rat
Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
Slacker71 -> neville
spookymuffin -> Ten
SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru
Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod
VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie
$? -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale -> Akilae729
? -> LuvCherie
? -> Lost Salient
? -> Sars_Boy
? -> MetroidZoid
I was going to assume that this was a hint until I saw your name was already on the giviing side of the list
FFBE: 838,975,107
Dokkan: 1668363315
I got a package today, apparently a Part 1, so I won't be posting details until I get the complete gift or whatever. However, funny story, I am on severely restricted lifting limits, and the package today was heavier than I am allowed to lift. I had to get my nephew to bring it in the house. Ah ha.
oh man!
how big is the package?
The item is awesome though, I've already torn into it. I have to actually leave it on a table to "use" it though. It's kind of.. odd.
Or were you hitting on me? My package is HUGE.
Your Satan got you a sybian?