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for $20 dollars you can have ALL THE SPACE VAGINAS all the time [mass effect]

T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATEDNAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
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MASS EFFECT

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is a franchise from Bioware that's pretty star-treky but also takes from star wars and ends up being fucking awesome

here's a trailer for the third one

YEAH IT'S BITCHIN

i'll make a nice OP soon

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    how bout those batarians

    Whippy on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What I meant was why would anyone want to watch you play ME2 when they could just play it

    tofu on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want a renegade interrupt that involves shepard poking a batarian in all four eyes at once

    Dichotomy on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Elect me to the Council and I promise a Batarian head on every wall and a Hanar tentacle in every ass.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cause some people are stupid

    i'm not actually going to make a let's play i don't have the fucking motivation to listen to what other people say

    i'm busy trying to run through the game as a quarian

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the paragon one has him using both hands you stop you, but the you bop him on the top of the head "Wise guy eh?"

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I want a renegade interrupt that involves shepard poking a batarian in all four eyes at once

    I'd buy that DLC

    tofu on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If all

    if all goes as planned

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so apparently my OP broke the forums

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    so apparently my OP broke the forums

    Fucking Batarians broke in and ruined it for the master human race

    Dox the PI on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you're all gonna be in for a treat when you wake up tomorrow and this entire thread is devoted to quarians

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Goddamn aliens.

    They lead you into their ship promising to show you the galaxy, then after a few too many Romulan ale's they stick a forked probe up where the sun don't shine.

    Happens too much I say, something ought to be done.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    you're all gonna be in for a treat when you wake up tomorrow and this entire thread is devoted to quarians

    Tali must have fucked you up good to get you acting this way

    Dox the PI on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quarians are the only alien race worth having around

    Asari sex slaves

    Geth are nice to fix my shit

    Turians can go die in a fucking hole

    i refuse to acknowledge that batarians are actually a thing

    and salarians i don't even have to kill because they practically die before they finish coming out of their respective space vaginas

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the only mass effect aliens I straight up Do Not Like are asari


    batarians are okay because every universe needs a Bad Guy species

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i feel like the asari are just there to be sexual objects



    on a different note i can't sleep but i'm so tired

    i think i'm being punished for not uploading a podcast

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    the only mass effect aliens I straight up Do Not Like are asari


    batarians are okay because every universe needs a Bad Guy species

    Batarians arn't bad guys. They are pests, pests which need to be exterminated.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ME1: Look, Asari are NOT space sluts

    ME2: Yea, Asari are pretty much space sluts

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you don't really get betrayed for trusting aliens enough

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    tofu wrote: »
    What I meant was why would anyone want to watch you play ME2 when they could just play it

    I dunno, I enjoyed watching my friends play ME/ME2, but only their first times through because I liked to see how they reacted or what decisions they made. One guy playing who has played many times over already would be less interesting.

    The Mass Effect LP currently going by Maxwell Adams has also been fairly entertaining. Multiple commentators, though. Additionally some funny situations with Mako spawning, which is something I can't do myself since I have the Xbox version.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    Quarians are the only alien race worth having around

    Maybe if they didn't die from the sniffles

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    turians are the best mass effect aliens

    followed closely by salarians

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    turians are the best mass effect aliens

    followed closely by salarians

    This is the correct opinion.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    all of my opinions are the correct ones

    it just takes some people a while to realize it

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nobody wants fucking space birds with giant hunchbacks

    sorry

    also krogans are pretty boss it just sucks they're so fucking ugly

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    NO NO NO NO NO PEOPLE COMMENTATING ON A GAME WHILE THEY PLAY IT IS NOT A LET'S PLAY

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    space... birds?


    teefour either alberta has some alarmingly divergent ecosystems or your grasp of biology is extremely poor

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT

    It seems like you are having anger, my good man. Tell me your troubles

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Krogan should be more like orks from 40k.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Krogan should be more like orks from 40k.

    A fun comic relief joke race?

    Uriel on
  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    NO NO NO NO NO PEOPLE COMMENTATING ON A GAME WHILE THEY PLAY IT IS NOT A LET'S PLAY

    Why isn't it?

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Because that's more like an "I'm playing, you just sit there and watch and listen to my jokes."

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    because let's play means let us play

    a Let's Play is a beautiful thing where members of a community gather together and play a game as one cohesive unit

    it's why bioware RPG"s work so well, because you can have these massive discussions before deciding on a common end afterward

    it's super neat to see how they end up


    watching someone else comment on themselves playing isn't a let's play, it's a "I'll Play" and why wouldn't you just play the game

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also alberta birds are what turians were based on

    this is a fact

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Because that's more like an "I'm playing, you just sit there and watch and listen to my jokes."

    That's not really up for debate, seeing that the term was coined by Somethingawful doing LPs in exactly that manner. If you want viewer interaction, that's awesome. Those can be a lot of fun. Not all games really offer that ability. Doesn't mean they aren't fun to watch, or that they aren't "Let's Plays."

    I don't even really know why I care enough to argue this.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    something awful is fucking horrible at naming their own creations

    their own site is called something awful

    e: yeah I don't know why you care enough to argue it either considering the other way is infinitely better and less "I feel like you should all watch me play a video game"

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dis game.

    Want more DLC for dis game.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yes please

    I'm running out of things to do for Mass Effect and it makes me really really sad

    I played through Galaxy again today

    I might just start remaking that in UDK for myself

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    something awful is fucking horrible at naming their own creations

    their own site is called something awful

    seems pretty apt to me 8-)

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ahahahahahaha

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