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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Some people managed to not take All Star seriously and enjoyed it.

    I hear that's not possible with Smith's comics.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    people be takin' Batman too seriously

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    nothing that has happened to batman in that comic can possibly compare to the bullshit superman had to put up with in grounded

    poison ivy got batman high by using her powers to make marijuana smoke

    also
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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Did all of this happen in the same Kevin Smith story?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Lars wrote: »
    Did all of this happen in the same Kevin Smith story?

    Yeah.

    Reading the Kevin Smith Batman books was a lot like reading the All-Star B&R book. Heavily flavored, some good parts, a lot of the author just bursting through the seams. Smith's characters basically can only interact via those pithy comments that are sex-based most of the time. Once in a while it works (i thought the Joker telling Bats he caught a glimpse of Bats' junk was pretty in-character), but most of the time it just doesn't fit the setting. There's not enough of what readers want from Batman, like how ASB&R had wayyyyy too much of over-the-top Batman being Batman.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    yes

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so if kevin smith didn't have enough batman

    and frank miller had too much

    maybe if they collaborate it'll be just right!!

    I'M THE GODDMAN BA--oops I wet myself

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    "I'm the goddamn Batman. What are you, gay?"


    Joker off in the background, having sex with like 20 people and killing them all in turn.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    I believe Frank Miler writes All Star Batman as a parody

    whereas Kevin Smith has come out and said that he believes Widening Gyre to be some of the best stuff he's ever written (that he doesn't remember writing because he was high)

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    still not as bad as some of the superman shit ive seen

    superman tells illegal alien immigrants to leave america

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    I believe Frank Miler writes All Star Batman as a parody

    whereas Kevin Smith has come out and said that he believes Widening Gyre to be some of the best stuff he's ever written (that he doesn't remember writing because he was high)

    Well, Batman and Kevin Smith have different standards. It's pretty easy to believe that that's some of Smith's best writing and one of the worse Batman stories.

    I enjoy Smith's podcasts and most of his movies, but writing a good Batman story is... difficult.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    no it's not you just have him make out with superman

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    no it's not you just have him make out with superman

    I said writing a good Batman story, not the best Batman story.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    batman already stole superman's woman once

    sure, why not take his virginity too

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    still not as bad as some of the superman shit ive seen

    superman tells illegal alien immigrants to leave america

    what

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    But

    but he's

    No
    I won't even try to reason it out

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    JMS has been writing some shit lately. I might pickup Superman once his story has ran through. Glad to see he left it to concentrate on Graphic Novels.

    He fooled me with Earth One. Not going to fool me again.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait, he told literal illegal aliens they couldn't stay in America!?

    Quick, someone post some more Adam West before my brain eats itself in an illogical act of self-preservation.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that is no alien that is ron paul in disguise

    and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling smart hero

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh, I get, it's the Nega-Superman from the anti-universe who's the total opposite of the actual Superman

    whew, I was worried that someone wrote one of the most grossly out of character moments ever

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am very excited to see this movie


    I am in love with the fantastic four cartoon from 67 and this looks like it but with batman and better

    I am afraid of how much I will love this

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kevin smith makes bad comics and okay movies

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kevin smith is incapable of writing a character he didn't create

    and the characters he creates are incredibly one-dimensional anyway

    and really he's only made five good movies and most of them are just different variations of the same character

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    i can't completely hate kevin smith because Rosario Dawson was smokin hot in Clerks 2

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I mean I dig the good movies he made a whole lot

    and he helped bring Reaper to television

    and the Clerks animated series is fantastic

    but he is not allowed to do comics

    and I really wanna read his Green Hornet script to see if it is better or worse than his Superman script, which was bad

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    does he have anything to do with the green hornet movie that's about to come out

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    just watched the dance scene from clerks 2 again

    and by watched

    i mean stared at rosario dawson's boobs

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    does he have anything to do with the green hornet movie that's about to come out

    not at all

    he was fired from the job

    his script primarily featured the green hornet hiding behind a rock, if Smith is to be believed

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    i can't completely hate kevin smith because Rosario Dawson was smokin hot in Clerks 2

    is rosario dawson the dude the tucks his wiener behind his legs and shuffles around

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I liked Zack and Miri.

    I like the idea of Red State, even if I never end up seeing it or it turns out to be bad.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    does he have anything to do with the green hornet movie that's about to come out

    not at all

    he was fired from the job

    his script primarily featured the green hornet hiding behind a rock, if Smith is to be believed

    The rock-hiding was his idea for a $6 Million Man movie.

    His Green Hornet just stood around in front of the car talking about sex with Kato, then beat up bad guys outside the frame.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zack and Miri was just Kevin Smith trying to copy Judd Apatow

    He has admitted to this

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i can't completely hate kevin smith because Rosario Dawson was smokin hot in Clerks 2

    is rosario dawson the dude the tucks his wiener behind his legs and shuffles around

    i laughed out loud when i clicked your sig

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zack and Miri was just Kevin Smith trying to copy Judd Apatow

    He has admitted to this

    Don't care, still liked it.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kal you are bad for liking it and should feel bad

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i can't completely hate kevin smith because Rosario Dawson was smokin hot in Clerks 2

    is rosario dawson the dude the tucks his wiener behind his legs and shuffles around

    i laughed out loud when i clicked your sig

    don't let haters keep you off your grind

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    its an excellent sig, soal

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    fuck yeah, toonami

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    its an excellent blog, shoe

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