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<Judge-Mental> fuck me
<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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hey anti
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If I had watched that for 3 seconds more I would have become violently ill. This is only the second time I've ever experienced such sudden and violent motion sickness. The first was after playing Dead Space for 10 minutes.
Marten's mom's laugh line is about a quarter inch to the right of where it should be and it makes her look like she has a weird half-mustache sort of thing.
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but i eat it all in 3 or 4 hours
I would love to know what the heck was going on in 1630.
Oh my god this thing
I am going to be messing with it all day
http://books.google.com/books?id=TscuAAAAMAAJ&q=%22internet%22&dq=%22internet%22&hl=en&ei=r8QQTbetDoXKhAfawYy3Dg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CDEQ6AEwAA
so one book is enough to make a spike
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=sex
I like this trend.
i have an eating disorder this is my cry for help please someone
set fire to it
Sophia Kovalevsky
Apparently the late 1670s were a great time for dongs.
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=yo+momma&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=0&smoothing=3
looks like annotations added later
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22internet%22&tbs=bks:1,cdr:1,cd_min:1600,cd_max:1681&lr=lang_en
This explains so much about every metal band ever.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
you need to escape to new york because pancakes son. fo real.
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
Holy shit am I glad I didn't live in the 1600s-1700s
Never made a fire with household items before, also need some tinder. Let me start with that stack of books over there...
ineligible
but of course
burning things is the man's way to heat your house
and also the best one
you are a silly man
also more sleep helped like woah although my nose is running like a faucet
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If I had watched that for 3 seconds more I would have become violently ill. This is only the second time I've ever experienced such sudden and violent motion sickness. The first was after playing Dead Space for 10 minutes.
what song is that
also, this is cool
Marten's mom's laugh line is about a quarter inch to the right of where it should be and it makes her look like she has a weird half-mustache sort of thing.