The awkwardest thing for me is asking a girl out in front of other people.
If she's alone, no problem! I'm Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart all rolled into one.
If there's somebody else around, I'm more like Urkel and Booger.
Is that weird?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
Man just thinking of Helen Mirren's bikini bod gets me hot and bothered.
I'd so be like 'My grandma, what a moist vagina you have!"
Too far?
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My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
Might not wanna read:
My right leg is giving me problems. The arch, the ankle and knee are all swollen and sore. I'm having some trouble putting weight on it. I've also got a cold. So Leigh decides she's going to come over and massage my leg. The ankle goes okay but then she gets to the knee and presses on one of the muscles and at that moment my entire right leg from my hip to my toes begins to spasm. It hurt and I wasn't expecting it. And the combination of her and pain triggered a panic attack and a fear reaction. So I start crawling to the top of the bed and make pitiful mewing noises. And she's watching in horror as I freak out completely. A couple of hours ago she got me calmed down and she left not too long ago. Tonight is a night to sleep alone.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
My right leg is giving me problems. The arch, the ankle and knee are all swollen and sore. I'm having some trouble putting weight on it. I've also got a cold. So Leigh decides she's going to come over and massage my leg. The ankle goes okay but then she gets to the knee and presses on one of the muscles and at that moment my entire right leg from my hip to my toes begins to spasm. It hurt and I wasn't expecting it. And the combination of her and pain triggered a panic attack and a fear reaction. So I start crawling to the top of the bed and make pitiful mewing noises. And she's watching in horror as I freak out completely. A couple of hours ago she got me calmed down and she left not too long ago. Tonight is a night to sleep alone.
The awkwardest thing for me is asking a girl out in front of other people.
If she's alone, no problem! I'm Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart all rolled into one.
If there's somebody else around, I'm more like Urkel and Booger.
Is that weird?
well i would be awkwarded out if you asked me out in front of other people too
I wouldn't know how to say no without bad PR!
There's a girl I want to ask out but I only know her through work and she works a customer service job where there are always other people around. There's never a good time!
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
It really bothers me that the death penalty thread has been on a days long tangent about a dumb hypothetical.
There is a whole lot to debate about the death penalty and how we actually carry it out in this country, but people would rather debate some non-existent U.S. where there is no due process for death penalty cases because it allows people on either side to quickly take polarized, unnuanced stances which they don't even have to defend because the views they are taking are so extreme that their arguments don't even come within 100 yards of each others respective islands of moral clarity.
And then there's Quid's weird tangent about how we can study death row inmates and somehow learn what makes people killers (protip, they've studied lots and lots of killers, reducing the study group by one isn't going to affect anything).
The awkwardest thing for me is asking a girl out in front of other people.
If she's alone, no problem! I'm Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart all rolled into one.
If there's somebody else around, I'm more like Urkel and Booger.
Is that weird?
well i would be awkwarded out if you asked me out in front of other people too
I wouldn't know how to say no without bad PR!
There's a girl I want to ask out but I only know her through work and she works a customer service job where there are always other people around. There's never a good time!
Just give her your number
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"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
creepy when talking about older women
creepy when talking about younger women
You're all better off just not talking about women at all
NNID: Hakkekage
No, like Community or Modern Family or 30 Rock or Louie.
You watch Californication? Hank's new girl is 19. Weirds me out that actresses younger than me are fucking David Duchovny.
but actually aren't.
you are so beautiful
NNID: Hakkekage
Closer than we'll ever get to Madeline Zima's tits.
you people
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Right. So we should go gay then.
Garrett Hedlund, rawr
I'd toss his memory disk
damn that French prick for knocking her up
hi-5
And the chick from Solaris. And that hippie chick he screwed.
"you are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity"
guess he didn't like what Ricky (didn't) have to say about him
do you mean this in a dark way or a oh hey i just imagined her boobies kind of way
that niche is filled by Johnny Depp, sir
NNID: Hakkekage
and by what time tomorrow do you want me to post my write-up
Try telling him that and he'll probably hit and you rant for ten minutes about how he doesn't show up at your barber and ruin your haircut
but but but...i would totally bang him, hobo and all
NNID: Hakkekage
If she's alone, no problem! I'm Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart all rolled into one.
If there's somebody else around, I'm more like Urkel and Booger.
Is that weird?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I'd so be like 'My grandma, what a moist vagina you have!"
well i would be awkwarded out if you asked me out in front of other people too
I wouldn't know how to say no without bad PR!
NNID: Hakkekage
Anytime between midnight and midnight.
Just makes it more likely.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
There's a girl I want to ask out but I only know her through work and she works a customer service job where there are always other people around. There's never a good time!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
There is a whole lot to debate about the death penalty and how we actually carry it out in this country, but people would rather debate some non-existent U.S. where there is no due process for death penalty cases because it allows people on either side to quickly take polarized, unnuanced stances which they don't even have to defend because the views they are taking are so extreme that their arguments don't even come within 100 yards of each others respective islands of moral clarity.
And then there's Quid's weird tangent about how we can study death row inmates and somehow learn what makes people killers (protip, they've studied lots and lots of killers, reducing the study group by one isn't going to affect anything).
Blargh.
Just give her your number
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin