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Diddy Did 9/11

unintentionalunintentional smellyRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
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A woman in the states is suing P Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter, and (for some reason), police brutality victim Rodney King for $900,000,000,000 US because --

you know what I can't possibly make this any funnier than the official documents
“[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”

“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”

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I love ridiculous lawsuits

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    god bless america

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    diddy kong did 9/11

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    over 100 zillions of dollars

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hope her lawyer is instantly and permanently dis-barred.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It hurts me to know that this is a thing.

    You're making me feel pain.

    It's painful to inhabit the same world as someone this stupid.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I mean, really.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    over 100 zillions of dollars

    quadripillions

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    so he did, diddy

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm suing this thread for defamation of character

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    I hope her lawyer is instantly and permanently dis-barred.

    I hope he gets a medal for most patriotic man in america

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    so he did, diddy

    applause

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    diddy was filming making the band

    and the contestants pissed him off so he was all

    i'm shuttin down the studio

    and the studio was in the north tower

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    diddy kong did 9/11

    his coconut gun, can fire in spurts

    if he shoots ya, its gonna hurt

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Did the twin towers fall because of Diddy Kong, or because of some creatures like in the game Rampage?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Who is the five greatest rappa of all time?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Swill wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    diddy kong did 9/11

    his coconut gun, can fire in spurts

    if he shoots ya, its gonna hurt

    that was DK.

    diddy had the peanut gun

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i am suing you unintentional

    for 12 qatrillion dollars

    for making an OP that made me laugh so hard i pooped through $12,000 golden pants and experienced chest pains simultaneously

    see you in court

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Who is the five greatest rappa of all time?

    dylan

    dylan

    dylandylandylan

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Diddy had the peanut gun! Donky had the coconut, and I believe funky had pineapple. Lanky had grapes.
    I never even owned this game what is wrong with me.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    i am suing you unintentional

    for 12 qatrillion dollars

    for making an OP that made me laugh so hard i pooped through $12,000 golden pants and experienced chest pains simultaneously

    see you in court

    HE PUT MY BABY IN A WHEELCHAIR

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    IMO he really did do 9/11

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Who is the five greatest rappa of all time?

    1: Lil Wayne
    2: Soulja Boy
    3: Ne-Yo
    4: Fergie
    5: Justin Beiber

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Not even out of January yet and we already have a choice contender for 2011's Least Intelligent.

    Incredible.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    just gonna do your taxes playboy?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    I hope her lawyer is instantly and permanently dis-barred.

    Are you kidding man?

    You have to take all this batshit crazy and look at it and go "okay, can I assemble anything resembling a legal case out of this"?

    Sounds like it's a challenge to me.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tears of a clown? I hate that song.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    see how easy it is to file court documents, kids

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    rodney king is a wonderful person btw

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPhAhVIAug

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    unintentional wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    i am suing you unintentional

    for 12 qatrillion dollars

    for making an OP that made me laugh so hard i pooped through $12,000 golden pants and experienced chest pains simultaneously

    see you in court

    HE PUT MY BABY IN A WHEELCHAIR

    dangit i just pooped another pair of gold pants

    YOU OWE ME MONEY

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    just gonna do your taxes playboy?

    I only drink the finest breastmilks

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Who is the five greatest rappa of all time?

    1: Dy-lan
    2: Dy-lan
    3: Dy-lan
    4: Dy-lan
    5: Dy-lan

    Correct.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    rodney king is a wonderful person btw

    this is a joke btw

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love that picture so much.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the fuck is this bill havin a one on it

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    crwth i like this version better

    p-diddy-money.jpg

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    just gonna do your taxes playboy?

    I only drink the finest breastmilks

    breaaast :whistle:

    miiilk:whistle:

    you make my day-aayyy:whistle:

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That picture is everything right about America.

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