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Archer: Season 5!

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Archer: Seriously, these potato-heads have got to be the unsexiest mob of all time.
    Paddy3: You know who you're messin' with, boy-o? You have any idea who our boss is?
    Archer: Nope. But 100 people surveyed, number one answer's on the board. Name the douchebag who's in charge!
    Paddy3: Vincent. Van Go-fuck-yourself.
    Archer: Hm. Vincent Van Go-fuck-myself... Survey says!
    *blam*
    Paddy1: Oh Christ!
    Lana: Jesus! Archer!
    Archer: What, Lana!? I said it was a rampage!
    Lana: Still though.
    Paddy3: You son of a whore!
    Archer: Save it for the fast money round, Paddy. *to Paddy2* 100 people surveyed, number one answer still on the board! Name the douchebag who's in charge! Ah-ah! Need an answer!
    Paddy2: *spits*
    Archer: Hm. Cock-flavored spit. Well, you never know what's gonna be on the board! Let me see "cock-flavored spit"!
    *blam*
    Archer: Guys, that's two strikes. One more and the innocent Honduran janitors get a chance to steal the bank! I'm just assuming you guys don't actually know what goes on here. I hope that doesn't sound racist. *to Paddy1* Okay, kid.
    Lana: He is a kid, Archer. So--
    Archer: Lana, you're in the isolation booth!
    Wiley wrote: »
    The fact that he wasted the second Irish thug for laughing when he said he had breast cancer was priceless. His rampage was hilarious. Combined with Krieger's father being a nazi scientist it was as funny an episode as they've had.

    Krieger possibly being a clone of Hitler is even better.

    Pam: Ziiiiiiiiing! Ah-hem, wildly inappropriate...
    Krieger: Seriously, Pam.
    Pam: Okay, clone wars.
    Krieger: zing...

    Joon on
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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "You guys are in on this? And I was worried about sounding racist."

    "...Really?"

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Joon wrote: »
    Archer: Seriously, these potato-heads have got to be the unsexiest mob of all time.
    Paddy3: You know who you're messin' with, boy-o? You have any idea who our boss is?
    Archer: Nope. But 100 people surveyed, number one answer's on the board. Name the douchebag who's in charge!
    Paddy3: Vincent. Van Go-fuck-yourself.
    Archer: Hm. Vincent Van Go-fuck-myself... Survey says!
    *blam*
    Paddy1: Oh Christ!
    Lana: Jesus! Archer!
    Archer: What, Lana!? I said it was a rampage!
    Lana: Still though.
    Paddy3: You son of a whore!
    Archer: Save it for the fast money round, Paddy. *to Paddy2* 100 people surveyed, number one answer still on the board! Name the douchebag who's in charge! Ah-ah! Need an answer!
    Paddy2: *spits*
    Archer: Hm. Cock-flavored spit. Well, you never know what's gonna be on the board! Let me see "cock-flavored spit"!
    *blam*
    Archer: Guys, that's two strikes. One more and the innocent Honduran janitors get a chance to steal the bank! I'm just assuming you guys don't actually know what goes on here. I hope that doesn't sound racist. *to Paddy1* Okay, kid.
    Lana: He is a kid, Archer. So--
    Archer: Lana, you're in the isolation booth!
    Wiley wrote: »
    The fact that he wasted the second Irish thug for laughing when he said he had breast cancer was priceless. His rampage was hilarious. Combined with Krieger's father being a nazi scientist it was as funny an episode as they've had.

    Krieger possibly being a clone of Hitler is even better.

    Pam: Ziiiiiiiiing! Ah-hem, wildly inappropriate...
    Krieger: Seriously, Pam.
    Pam: Okay, clone wars.
    Krieger: zing...

    Yes! Thank you! Seriously, quite possibly the best thing on the show ever.

    Also loved "Terms of En-Rampage-ment" (working title) :)

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "You didn't think it was weird that your chemo drugs were chewable?"

    "Little kids get cancer!"

    "Awww...yeah, they do. :( "

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "Aww ..... Goatly.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Family Feud with the Irish mob guys was the best.

    "We surveyed one hundred people, 'Who is the leader of the Irish mob?' Number one answer still on the board."
    *spit*

    "Hmm cum flavored spit. I don't know, could be up there. Still a lot of choices on the board... Survey says?"
    *BOOM*

    I swear this is what he said.

    Edit - Ah I was close

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  • DrijenDrijen Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    "Tome again?"





    "Still nothing?"

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    "It's like Meow-schwitz in there"

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I have noticed all these episodes are better watching them the second time.

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  • WileyWiley In the dirt.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    chromdom wrote: »
    I have noticed all these episodes are better watching them the second time.

    It gives you a chance to notice the little things, like Archer laughing at Brent getting shot again.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pam is the best

    Tam on
  • DrijenDrijen Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wiley wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I have noticed all these episodes are better watching them the second time.

    It gives you a chance to notice the little things, like Archer laughing at Brent getting shot again.

    I love Brent getting shot. I smile, and then realize how crazy that is, and then I grin like a fool.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This past episode was the funniest damn thing.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    Pam is the best

    Seriously.


    I freakin' love this episode!

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I would sleep with Pam.

    And it would only take like half a bottle of Alcohol!

    She's that badass.

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    "Noope."

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I completely lost it when I saw pam's tattooed back
    anyone got a screenshot with the text legible?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    next best thing:
    Lord Byron wrote:
    For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
    And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd;
    And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill,
    And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

    Tam on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    that's

    pretty great

    Seriously on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    but it is, you know, a vest

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So how normal is Cheryl's brother going to be?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    this show is so god damn funny sometimes
    when pam
    snapped that guys neck just like that.. poor mallory, but seriously... $5000?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wish these went up on Hulu sooner then 30 days. The wait suuuucckkkssss

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  • thepotato232thepotato232 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I completely lost it when I saw pam's tattooed back
    anyone got a screenshot with the text legible?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    for the angel of death
    spread his wings on the blast,
    and breathing in the face
    of the foes he passed
    and the eyes of the sleepers
    waxed(?) deadly and chill
    and their hearts but
    once heaved,
    and forever grew still!

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yes I posted that text on the last page
    after you asked for it
    dammit

    Tam on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    yes I posted that on the last page
    after you asked for it
    dammit

    don't be mad
    you're getting in the danger zone

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pam is so great

    the greatest

    YaYa on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    "it's like, Meow-schwitz in there."

    I loved the whole ocelot bit, but really lost it on that.

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What a great episode.



    Balls. Nailed it.

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh.... noooo!!!! ... my car is slowing down for some unexplained reason! ... I think I'm out of .... carburetor...

    Joolander on
  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hahaha that was my favorite line in the episode

    zucchini on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Benoit...balls

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dukes!

    Poorochondriac on
  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Bell
    Bivens
    Devoe

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Did I miss something about why he kept saying balls after Benoit's name?

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Did I miss something about why he kept saying balls after Benoit's name?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ...Ah

    Grey Ghost on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    And blowjobs! I mean printers.

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why WAS Archer dressed as Hitler?

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