I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I loved how the instant you hit slo-mo everyone was yelling ohhhh shiiiiit even if you were just standing there, doing nothing that would betray the fact that you're superspeedin.
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I loved how the instant you hit slo-mo everyone was yelling ohhhh shiiiiit even if you were just standing there, doing nothing that would betray the fact that you're superspeedin.
This was the best part of FEAR
Bulletstorm's use of slow motion is at least unique in it's own way
You're slowing one dude down, not the whole world
And then they fly through the air and you kick them in the balls and shoot them up the butt
I feel like I have to replay the bulletstorm demo. I thought it was pretty bad, but Gabe and Tycho love it so much I feel like I must be missing something.
The Bulletstorm demo was much better than Crysis 2 demo. I certainly played it longer, anyway. I don't know how that kind of gameplay will hold up for me after a few hours.
I'm about ready for more Half-Life, guess I'll have to replay 2.
I don't have a problem with excessive swearing. I myself sometimes swear excessively. But the Bulletstorm demo was excessively excessive. Its like they wanted to make sure everyone understands how M rated this game really is. It seemed really juvenile to me. Wasn't really a fan.
Have not tried the Crysis demo because when I think of Crysis, I do not think of multi-player. I think of killing Koreans on an island with a pimpin' power suit.
I just tried the Bulletstorm demo. I agree that the dialogue was pretty ridiculous. The gameplay itself was kinda fun, I guess. I kept forgetting which buttons did what, though. I also hated accidentally killing enemies before pulling off good moves therefore getting no points while still putting in the effort.
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And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
In this, I especially like that Gabe is wearing some sort of actual Yoga workout garb while Tycho is still just in his standard uniform.
YOU get an infraction! And YOU get an infraction! And YOU get an infraction!
Electronic composer for hire.
I just cannot stand that forced in-your-face eXtremeness and it kills the entire experience for me
"I said a swear! Fuck yeah! Kill shit! WooOoOOo"
u dont know??
i ask agin!!
pa must answer for their heartlessness
See, i thought i would find it endearing. like Gears of War. I love that game. the first one. because it si so ridiculously over the top.
But this the game play wasn't all that great and the character wasn't very interesting so i was bored.
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Bulletstorm is goofy awesome.
Is that a new thing or did I Just forget its previous appearance/s?
There is a reason for that though
PS FEAR had the best bullet time action
This was the best part of FEAR
Bulletstorm's use of slow motion is at least unique in it's own way
You're slowing one dude down, not the whole world
And then they fly through the air and you kick them in the balls and shoot them up the butt
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At least Bulletstorm was kind of funny.
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It's as though they're having conversations while doing things, as well as while they sit on couches and play videogames
SMOD for Half Life 2 has the best bullet time action. And the best everything.
That mod was balling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4BiOEOc_w
I'm about ready for more Half-Life, guess I'll have to replay 2.
Have not tried the Crysis demo because when I think of Crysis, I do not think of multi-player. I think of killing Koreans on an island with a pimpin' power suit.
I'll just show myself out.
the specialists was a blast but there were never more than like three servers running it
did they ever make a source mod?
e: wiki says no
:c
I don't think it's really a game for me.
and then they probably just got too stoned and forgot.
Such a goddamned shame. Natural Selection and NS: Combat were so goddamned fun.
Chewin' on Space Marines awwww yeah
actually that is cobra!
What spring does with the cherry trees.