Lurker thread

Liiya

I love that Wallace and Gromit

Peccavi

Nope, I'm the evil penguin.

Indie Winter

is there a person here who does not love Wallace and Gromit

if you are reading this, tell us so that we may lynch you

jippee

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

jippee wrote: »

O_o How did we get from alternatives for the word vagina to internet speeds and heavy metal?

you can't derail a thread if there were no rails to begin with

think of us as basically this

that is perfect.

Edcrab

I love the Wallace and Gromit shorts but the actual movie? Not as good

Yeah, you heard me!

Liiya

Do you like...

Chicken Run?

Fidoh

Liiya wrote: »

Hello, Fidoh. How are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking.

This forum looks fun.

I'll just use a different paragraph for every sentence and put some words in italics.

I'll fit right in.

FAQ

you mean the were rabbit? I've only seen bits

the wrong trousers will always be the best

jippee

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

is there a person here who does not love Wallace and Gromit

if you are reading this, tell us so that we may lynch you

I love W&G, but whenever I'm forced to watch it with non-english voiceovers, random people disappear from my neighbourhood and I have to work overtime to remove DNA traces from my bathtub and icepick collection.

Edcrab

Liiya wrote: »

Do you like...

Chicken Run?

Chicken Run was good! Were Rabbit, less so

What was with the rabbits having pig noses, I ask you

Indie Winter

jippee wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

is there a person here who does not love Wallace and Gromit

if you are reading this, tell us so that we may lynch you

I love W&G, but whenever I'm forced to watch it with non-english voiceovers, random people disappear from my neighbourhood and I have to work overtime to remove DNA traces from my bathtub and icepick collection.

why were you watching it with non-english voices

why would you do this to yourself

Liiya

Edcrab wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

Do you like...

Chicken Run?

Chicken Run was good! Were Rabbit, less so

What was with the rabbits having pig noses, I ask you

Phew! We can still be friends. I enjoyed them all just the same.


I'm glad you're feeling super, Fidoh!

Solar

Fidoh wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

Hello, Fidoh. How are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking.

This forum looks fun.

I'll just use a different paragraph for every sentence and put some words in italics.

I'll fit right in.

See?

It works!

jippee

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

jippee wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

is there a person here who does not love Wallace and Gromit

if you are reading this, tell us so that we may lynch you

I love W&G, but whenever I'm forced to watch it with non-english voiceovers, random people disappear from my neighbourhood and I have to work overtime to remove DNA traces from my bathtub and icepick collection.

why were you watching it with non-english voices

why would you do this to yourself

I call it the Babyboom of the last decade that befell both family and friends. It's not something you do voluntarily, it's something you can't not be exposed to.

Antimatter

I didn't think Wererabbit was so bad

I thought it was pretty funny and cute in parts

Edcrab

Oh, it wasn't terrible by any means, I just prefer the three (maybe four) shorts

Mizuumi

Fidoh wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

Hello, Fidoh. How are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking.

This forum looks fun.

I'll just use a different paragraph for every sentence and put some words in italics.

I'll fit right in.

oh no he's discovered our secret

crush his knuckles

redhead

guys today (so far) is literally the best day anyone has ever had in the history of the world

i wake up with a purring cat on each side of me and my girlfriend bringing me breakfast in bed

when i finally make it back to my apartment i find my roommate has DEEP-CLEANED THE ENTIRE FUCKING KITCHEN

my roommate up to this point has cleaned literally nothing, and for a period of about 3 weeks didn't even wipe his ass, not joking. so to say i am pleasantly surprised is fucking understatement of the year.

i want to kiss him except he's still a filthy disgusting excuse for a person so not really, but holy shit i am about to write him the nicest fucking note to thank him for finally getting off his huge butt-ass and helping get rid of the goddam ants

Peter Ebel

Haha, even your best day sounds like shit!

Edcrab

redhead I remember you mentioning how grotty your roomie usually is so that is most excellent news

Maybe he frequents this forum. Or maybe you threatened him and forgot about it

Swill

2 purring cats!!!

redhead

it is the perfect number of purring cats

one for the lap, one for an arm, one arm still free to do things

PaPa

what things?

redhead

jerk off onto the cats mostly

redhead

screenshotting that totp to sum up my entire posting career

Moriveth

I saw the Biggest American today.

Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.

Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.

America.

PaPa

Oh. That's okay then.

I thought you might be doing something weird.

Liiya

Moriveth wrote: »

I saw the Biggest American today.

Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.

Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.

America.

If I visit the USA and don't see someone like this I am going to be very disappointed.

Silmaril

Liiya wrote: »

Moriveth wrote: »

I saw the Biggest American today.

Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.

Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.

America.

If I visit the USA and don't see someone like this I am going to be very disappointed.

You will.

Before you even get through passport control.

redhead

it depends where you go

living in the bay (where i think mori also lives) makes that a rare occurrence worthy of remark

whenever i visit family in texas it's like lollll

Orikaeshigitae

This truck was at the Devil's Tower/Bear Lodge in Wyoming.



I nodded grimly and uploaded the photo to Facebook.

Edcrab

From the prison computer, because you caved the owner's head in with a wrench

(Yes in this scenario prisoners are allowed unrestricted computer access, what of it)

Weaver

the dreamcatcher really tops everything off there

Seriously

SPEAK ENGLISH


this one amuses me

Ruby Rhod

Moriveth wrote: »

I saw the Biggest American today.

Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.

Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.

'Merica.

Sweeney Tom

Oh, look a truck!

With bumperstickers!

Let's see what they sa-HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYBRAINNNNN

Seriously

I had an idea for a patriotic rear windshield mural

A red, blue and star-studded bald eagle ripping through a confederate flag, shedding a single tear in which the reflections of the twin towers are visible

THESE COLORS

NEVER FORGET

Fandyien

redhead wrote: »

jerk off onto the cats mostly

there was a guy in my high school who came up to me and my other stoner friends one day and starting talking about his animals

all of the sudden he got this serious look and was all

"once i fingered my cat"

while we still trying to parse this horrifying information he qualified it with

"but it's okay, i saw my little brother do it the day before. i jerked it while i watched."

then my buddy beat the shit out of him

true story

Liiya

Silmaril wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

Moriveth wrote: »

I saw the Biggest American today.

Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.

Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.

America.

If I visit the USA and don't see someone like this I am going to be very disappointed.

You will.

Before you even get through passport control.

Excellent!

Moriveth

redhead wrote: »

it depends where you go

living in the bay (where i think mori also lives) makes that a rare occurrence worthy of remark

whenever i visit family in texas it's like lollll

Yeah, it's pretty rare to see that sort of thing in SJ.

I think she was yelling at the middle-eastern store owners too!