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Fandyien

Seriously wrote: »

I had an idea for a patriotic rear windshield mural

A red, blue and star-studded bald eagle ripping through a confederate flag, shedding a single tear in which the reflections of the twin towers are visible

THESE COLORS

NEVER FORGET

the gas station where i buy booze has bics with a screeching eagle posed in the foreground while the twin towers crumble behind him, themselves framed by a waving american flag

fuckin' want it

Fandyien

america's true patriots are the ones struggling to pick up their wallets, out of breath, heaving for the cheeseburger they cannot have without the wallet

Ruby Rhod

Fandyien wrote: »

america's true patriots are the ones struggling to pick up their wallets, out of breath, heaving for the cheeseburger they cannot have without the wallet

Fandyien

the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card

watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just

lighting myself on fire

Silmaril

Fandyien wrote: »

the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card

watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just

lighting myself on fire

She would have burned better.

Ruby Rhod

Proud to be an American:

Solar

Fandyien wrote: »

the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card

watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just

lighting myself on fire

like looking into the Abyss

Fandyien

the grease fire from that woman would eclipse the sun itself

i can't be responsible for that

Fandyien

Solar wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card

watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just

lighting myself on fire

like looking into the Abyss

then she got mad we were out of newports and got really huffy about the price of a blunt

Melding

This is a truck i see near weekly. there is a better one, but i never see it in the parking lot anymore.

I Win Swordfights

Today was of the worst I've had in a really long time.

I made it through school silently, which immediately tipped the whole world off that I was upset

But then the bell rang I got to leave and I was sitting at my little brother's school waiting for him to get out

And I just started bawling. And that was when a group of about 15 of my friends walked by

I am incredibly super duper lucky to have the loving, caring, friends that I do. They have always been so supportive and accepting.

But that didn't make it any less embarrassing.

I Win Swordfights

I don't know why I chose this thread to vent about my stuff in but uh

I did

sorry

Solar

You will be

No it sucks that you had a bad day man

I'm glad your buddies helped you out.

Fandyien

whatchu crying about

did you

not make the cheerleading team?

Fandyien

Koshian wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card

watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just

lighting myself on fire

oh no, poor people!! aghhhh!

i knew someone would say this

acknowledging someone's social status and the factors that cause it doesn't make some people from the lower class any less distateful then any other fatass with bad habits

Melding

Fandyien wrote: »

whatchu crying about

did you

not make the cheerleading team?

probably misses his old glasses.

I Win Swordfights

Honestly?

I don't know.

Just a bad head day.

Antimatter

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

Honestly?

I don't know.

Just a bad head day.

:C

Langly

but public education...................................................................

AMP'd

sometimes I consider lighting myself on fire to protest the fact that we let poor people live in this country

it would be almost exactly like that buddhist monk

Orikaeshigitae

Then you'd get to contemplate oranges.

Edcrab

Oh god, it's so juicy

Langly

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Then you'd get to contemplate oranges.

I kind of want to meet that guy and be like

hey

you made a really good thing, guy.

Melding

i hear they're juicy.

Super beat.

Tossrock

webcomics

Fandyien

Koshian wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card

watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just

lighting myself on fire

oh no, poor people!! aghhhh!

i knew someone would say this

acknowledging someone's social status and the factors that cause it doesn't make some people from the lower class any less distateful then any other fatass with bad habits

the uneducated poor have uneducated habits? woah

bad habits are grody

Melding

Tossrock wrote: »

webcomics

Dichotomy

if elected president, I will make poverty illegal

Melding

Dich, what is your stance on race cars and machine guns?

And Race cars with machine guns?

Langly

that hippo just makes me smile every time.

Peccavi

Dichotomy wrote: »

if elected president, I will make poverty illegal

Socialist!

Peccavi

I will cling to my right to have others that I can look down upon in this country!

Donovan Puppyfucker

Oh hey there guys, I'm what, about 6 pages late? But to the Aussies who were lamenting their shitty internet, it does not have to be that way.

These guys may be dick-stabbing petfuckers to work for, but their prices are good and their service is good also.

Tommy2Hands

aw shit

Tallahasseeriel

Hey I just got my psych meds again and I guess I forgot I am supposed to only take a half of one.

So much for sleep again tonight.

Shit how am I supposed to break these anyway, they aren't even like a half centimeter across.

End

Dichotomy wrote: »

if elected president, I will make poverty illegal

People in poverty will now be known as poverts.

And they will be fined.

Tallahasseeriel

Declare poverty a crime and lock them all up.

Oops I'm going to jail.

Mizuumi

Melding wrote: »

This is a truck i see near weekly. there is a better one, but i never see it in the parking lot anymore.

WOLFTRUCKS


wolftruckomix?

this needs to be a thing

jippee

End wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

if elected president, I will make poverty illegal

People in poverty will now be known as poverts.

And they will be fined.

judge: And pray tell, how come you have nothing?
defendant: It got taken away from me.
judge: Deserves you right, you povert.

Sassori

Liiya wrote: »

Silmaril wrote: »

Liiya wrote: »

Moriveth wrote: »

I saw the Biggest American today.

Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.

Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.

America.

If I visit the USA and don't see someone like this I am going to be very disappointed.

You will.

Before you even get through passport control.

Excellent!

Mori this was an excellent description. Thank you!