Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called City Fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
that's right guys, it's that time again! time to talk about what might be the best sitcom
ever made
well, at least, for the first 12 years or so
I expect multiple appearances from Joon and all the other Simpsonian Scholars we have on here
but mostly I expect a collection of fantastic quotes from my favourite show ever
Posts
Steam
This thing writes itself.
Steam
Sentence fragment is a sentence fragment.
Macguyver
macguyver
AUNT SELMA HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE
uh...
Aurora Borealis?
steamed hams
easily in my top 10 jokes on the show
Flintstone's chewable morphine
but I'll miss Sheriff Lobo
Mom I need more OJ
Flintstone's chewable morphine
but I'll miss Sheriff Lobo
Mom I need more OJ
Flintstone's chewable morphine
but I'll miss Sheriff Lobo
OJ MORPHINE LOBO
OJ MORPHINE LOBO
OJ MORPHINE LOBO
OJ MORPHINE LOBO
OJ MORPHINE LOBO
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
CHURGOODAFUDDAREDDAERRAH!
Homer, slow down!
Chur...gooda..fudda...redda...errah!
THRILLHO
Smells like a steak and seats 35?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everyone with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
Steam
onetwothreeefour
Moe can't catch a break!
onetwothreefour
Here's some producers!
one
twothreefour
Then I cried
Then Maggie laughed...she's such a little trooper.
He uh, went to his grandma's house while we're fumigating the place
Tie good, you like shirt?
THRILLHO
but they're so sweet
that's bad
But it comes with a free frogurt!
that's good!