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Cut into my pointer finger at work, but had to hide it from the boss so he wouldn't get in trouble for me not wearing gloves. Bleeding all over the bathroom, trying to decide if I need stitches or not. TIP: Don't eat red cheese.
I enjoyed this post far more than what is possibly considered normal.
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Yeah, count me in on that.
It doesn't inconvenience me...does it? Oh. Good. You go take care of that then.
And for that alone it is awesome.
Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device.
Those not quite a swiss army knife pieces of shit with nowhere near the build quality.
People make such mistakes?
Too Galactic for you.
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
Then you have never truly been alive.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I accidentally stuck a sword through my forearm once
tee hee
When I was in middle school, one of the teachers had a deer head mounted on his wall. One day it just fell down, and the antler impaled a girls arm.
sucker was (still is) so sharp I didn't even feel it until about 20 minutes later when my foot felt wet.
Khoo is immortal. He is waiting and watching for weakness.
Later, I cut the palm of the same hand open at work. It was funny because when I cut myself, my heart stopped, or at least it seemed like it did. I looked at my hand and saw this very deep cut, but it was just white. No red or anything. Then all of a sudden GUSH. They took me to the company nurse, and was like
Manager: "So, we gotta go get him stitches."
Nurse: "Ugh, let me look at it to make sure."
Manager: "No, he really needs stitches."
Me: "I am bleeding badly. Please don't move this towel."
(Nurse pulls back towel anyway. Blood begins to gush again.)
Nurse: "Okay, you need stitches."
Anyway, I ended up with 6 stitches, but it was pretty deep. It went most of the way through the fatty tissue, but not quite to the muscle on the thickest part of the palm. So, a smaller scar, but was just bothersome to have stitches. If it weren't the palm of my hand, I'd have been just as happy using tape and paper towels.
Actually the plans are kept in a vault, right next to the button that Jerry made that launches Mike into space and replaces him with the applegeeks guys.
surely you mean his army of korean animators
i got a gnarly scar
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Perhaps so, but it's not an April Fools Day-themed comic.
If someone who is bleeding tells you they don't want to go to the hospital, do not listen to them.
They are experiencing a traumatic event and aren't in the right frame of mind to make those kind of decisions.
If it looks like something that needs medical attention, act quickly and call an ambulance so the EMTs can assess the situation and get the person the care they need.
I had to deal with this when my girlfriend was bitten in the face by a huge, pissed-off cat. It got almost completely through her upper lip and I knew that wasn't going to heal properly without stitches. I was correct. Now she barely has a scar whereas it would have been a puffy mess of scar tissue right on her face had she just applied pressure and slept on it like she was suggesting.