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Do you ever wish you were an iguana?

RPGGamerRPGGamer Registered User regular
edited April 2011 in Social Entropy++
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Imagine how much simpler life would be if you were an iguana. The question I pose today is one of great important. Do you ever wish you were an iguana? Please be sure to describe why or why not. Also, if you were an iguana, what would you do?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    move to an old west town and hang out with Johnny Depp

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    YaYa wrote: »
    move to an old west town and hang out with Johnny Depp

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    no I wouldn't want to be an iguana
    because then I couldn't ruminate on being an iguana
    because of my stupid iguana brain

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm already a mensch and I don't to be anything more or lensch

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I prefer to keep my opposable thumbs, so no iguanification thanks

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Iguana feet seem weird like stiff or something.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Like can they even bend those things or are they just there to scratch the shit out of something that gets them from behind

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'd probably smell terrible and possess little cognitive ability



    actually I'm not sure I'd notice a difference

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You ever see an iguana with a single malt and a steak?

    The complexity is worth the pay off.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'll stick with metacognition

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the real question is

    do you ever wish you were a bonobo?

    those guys are constantly having sex

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    being a chuckwalla would be cooler

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tam wrote: »
    I'll stick with metacognition

    Agreed

    Brain function levels driven by exterior temperature would be kind of a drag

    Also, heat lamps are a pain

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    can i be a panda burr instead

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    I'll stick with metacognition

    Agreed

    Brain function levels driven by exterior temperature would be kind of a drag

    Also, heat lamps are a pain

    My brain already kinda functions like that though.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    I'll stick with metacognition

    Agreed

    Brain function levels driven by exterior temperature would be kind of a drag

    Also, heat lamps are a pain

    My brain already kinda functions like that though.

    Same.

    And does anyone know why highlighting sucks to horribly in Google Chrome?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Because it's Chrome and just because Google's name is on it doesn't mean it's a good browser?

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Whaddya mean? Like selecting text or actually highlighting text with a marker

    Because you shouldn't write on your screen mensch

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    it just looks weird
    copy paste works the same

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    People are always talking about how it would be so much "simpler" to be this or that

    But man if you gotta be an iguana or a farmer or whatever to make your life "simpler"

    No thanks

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well for me it doesn't actually show that anything's been highlighted at all (in the forum's textboxes at least)

    I wouldn't even be using Chrome but FireFox 4 is annoying the piss out of me and I Chrome's just a pinch faster right now

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I will have none of this vicious anti chrome propaganda.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    sometimes I wish I had small scales behind my neck which resenbled spikes, known as tuberculate scales. The scales could be a variety of colors and are not always visible from close distances.

    i think being an iguana would make this awkward stage a lot more bearable

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sometimes I want to be an axolotl

    But then I remember that I wouldn't be able to own an axolotl if I was an axolotl and I come back to my senses!

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    Well for me it doesn't actually show that anything's been highlighted at all (in the forum's textboxes at least)

    huh that's weird

    chrome's been nothing but a boon to me so far

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    almost never

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I will have none of this vicious anti chrome propaganda.

    Buy war bonds.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    if I were an iguana I could fuck other iguanas without society frowning upon me so yes I would like to be an iguana

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    SHIT I mean that's a reason to not want to be an iguana it is very late

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    can i be a panda burr instead

    There's a joke to be made here about their terrible sex lives.


    I feel a deep connection to the panda.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    but really, if I had to be an animal, I'd want to be some kind of animal that can hurt people

    wait that came out wrong

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    there are occasions where fucking an iguana is a faux pas

    when your main-iguana is within shouting distance, for instance

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    I sure hope nobody saw my post about how I want to fuck iguanas

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I didn't but I saw your post about wanting to fuck toddlers

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mensch axolotls can evolve

    they are real life pokemon, mensch

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    People are always talking about how it would be so much "simpler" to be this or that

    But man if you gotta be an iguana or a farmer or whatever to make your life "simpler"

    No thanks

    what kind of fuckwit would want to be a farmer to make their life simpler?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2011
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    I didn't but I saw your post about wanting to fuck toddlers

    shit!!!

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Would I want to be a vastly less intelligent creature?

    No.

    Fuck No.

    Hell Fucking No.

    I'll stick to my complicated life and evolved sapient brain thanks. Hell, the only animals I could think of becoming because they are intelligent are still a huge step down from my current situation. I don't know why I would want to do that.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote: »
    I sure hope nobody saw my post about how I want to fuck iguanas

    I am so tempted to now report that post for awesome now.

    but I won't.

    that'd be mean.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Mensch axolotls can evolve

    they are real life pokemon, mensch

    Neotony is so rad oh goodness

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