Do you ever wish you were an iguana?

Orikaeshigitae

what the hell kind of question is this anyway

Kusuguttai

Sassori wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

can i be a panda burr instead

There's a joke to be made here about their terrible sex lives.


I feel a deep connection to the panda.

hey baby let's make like pandas and not touch each other

Macera

know what's gross though? baby birds



ugh suck that fucker back in mama bird, it ain't done

mensch-o-matic

I want to be a kid again so my parents can take care of me and I don't have to worry about money and responsibilities and sex and independence and good friends and dressing myself and fun and I'll be too stupid to appreciate how lazy I can be anyway yaaaaay

Henroid

That's not how birds work Macera!

Houk

Fire Truck wrote: »

Houk wrote: »

People are always talking about how it would be so much "simpler" to be this or that

But man if you gotta be an iguana or a farmer or whatever to make your life "simpler"

No thanks

what kind of fuckwit would want to be a farmer to make their life simpler?

Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, for starters

So basically the fuckiest of wits

mensch-o-matic

The kind of people who think chemicals are bad for you

Orikaeshigitae

living things are gross. give me the cold sheen of plastic and metal any day. iw ant to be an ipad

Macera

Henroid wrote: »

That's not how birds work Macera!

birds don't work all all

mensch-o-matic

I'm trying to figure out if Superjail is Good or just visually addictive

Uriel

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

living things are gross. give me the cold sheen of plastic and metal any day. iw ant to be an ipad

Someone with greasy fingers will buy you and get your screen all smudgy.

#pipe

I sometimes wish I were a lady human

or a different man human

or a humanoid robot with a human brain but super human strength

or a human's consciousness sucked into the internet

but never an Iguana.

Orikaeshigitae

i have wished i was a robot more times than i can count

Macera

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

I'm trying to figure out if Superjail is Good or just visually addictive

I'm leaning towards the second

there aren't really any jokes beyond the violence

Houk

#pipe wrote: »

I sometimes wish I were a lady human

or a different man human

or a humanoid robot with a human brain but super human strength

or a human's consciousness sucked into the internet

but never an Iguana.

i have never really felt the need for superhuman strength

it just doesn't have much practical application in the real world

gimme flight or invisibility any day

#pipe

I wish I was Chester 5000

then my boner would go VERT!

I Win Swordfights

I would love to control time. Waking up in the morning, pause time, sleep until I'm ready to get up.

Fast-forward through monotony

Slow down the good stuff

Time control is my ideal power for sure,

#pipe

Shape shifting for me.

Orikaeshigitae

#pipe wrote: »

I wish I was Chester 5000

then my boner would go VERT!

:^: for many reasons

BlankZoe

I just wanna fly

super strength would be neat

but mostly flying

Kochikens

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

Mensch axolotls can evolve

they are real life pokemon, mensch

Neotony is so rad oh goodness

it is actually legit torture to force an axolotl to evolve
and then shortly after you force them to evolve they die.

skettios

Haven't wished to be an iguana before.
Don't see any pros. I quite like being a human.

I'd love to be able to fly though.

I Win Swordfights

Kochikens wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

Mensch axolotls can evolve

they are real life pokemon, mensch

Neotony is so rad oh goodness

it is actually legit torture to force an axolotl to evolve
and then shortly after you force them to evolve they die.

Jeez

Wow



I mean they're illegal here anyway but now I don't want one just so I don't risk being an asshole to something so cute by accidentally forcing it to evolve somehow

Kochikens

also I wish I was an


hahahaha just kidding I love being me

The Otaku Suppository

Lotta furry talk going on in here. Don't cotton none of that round these parts.

mensch-o-matic

You have to force an assolotty to stay out of the water to make it evolve though right

Kochikens

There are two ways, one is by being inept as fuck and doing it accidentally. The other is people forcing it. The axolotl will try to evolve to a salamander so that it has some chance of living in the incredibly shitty conditions. You can FORCE this by slowly lowering its water level to force it to breathe air/become a salamander. It is a pretty dick move, like, reverse drowning it. But like, your tank in general could be so bad with any other bad water conditions that it just tries to "escape" by evolving. So it can be accidental.

Aneurhythmia

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Sometimes I want to be an axolotl

But then I remember that I wouldn't be able to own an axolotl if I was an axolotl and I come back to my senses!

Hubo un tiempo en que yo pensaba mucho en los axolotl. Iba a verlos al acuario del Jardin des Plantes y me quedaba horas mirandolos, observando su inmovilidad, sus oscuros movimientos. Ahora soy un axolotl.

Vic

Kochikens wrote: »

There are two ways, one is by being inept as fuck and doing it accidentally. The other is people forcing it. The axolotl will try to evolve to a salamander so that it has some chance of living in the incredibly shitty conditions. You can FORCE this by slowly lowering its water level to force it to breathe air/become a salamander. It is a pretty dick move, like, reverse drowning it. But like, your tank in general could be so bad with any other bad water conditions that it just tries to "escape" by evolving. So it can be accidental.

You can also do it by injecting it with thyroid hormone!

skettios

I didn't know that
In one way it's pretty cool.. in another it's sad

mensch-o-matic

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

Sometimes I want to be an axolotl

But then I remember that I wouldn't be able to own an axolotl if I was an axolotl and I come back to my senses!

Hubo un tiempo en que yo pensaba mucho en los axolotl. Iba a verlos al acuario del Jardin des Plantes y me quedaba horas mirandolos, observando su inmovilidad, sus oscuros movimientos. Ahora soy un axolotl.

Awwww ;3;

Kochikens

Vic wrote: »

Kochikens wrote: »

There are two ways, one is by being inept as fuck and doing it accidentally. The other is people forcing it. The axolotl will try to evolve to a salamander so that it has some chance of living in the incredibly shitty conditions. You can FORCE this by slowly lowering its water level to force it to breathe air/become a salamander. It is a pretty dick move, like, reverse drowning it. But like, your tank in general could be so bad with any other bad water conditions that it just tries to "escape" by evolving. So it can be accidental.

You can also do it by injecting it with thyroid hormone!

oh yeah
this too
I can't find the article from http://www.caudata.org all about it but whatevs. That site is great, by the way.

Charles Kinbote

i wouldn't want powers for the same reason that i don't use cheat codes in video games

or cheat codes in books

or the chapter skip button on DVD players

it makes the story.....meaningless

so my power would be something really neat and handy without totally draining life of all its meaning

like being able to speak a few languages fluently without ever getting "rusty" or sumthin

chiasaur11

I just want a cyborg arm.

Maybe with a built in flamethrower.

I like to think that isn't too much to ask.

Uriel

chiasaur11 wrote: »

I just want a cyborg arm.

Maybe with a built in flamethrower.

I like to think that isn't too much to ask.

why have one when you can have both arms!

With ceramic sword elbows.

Houk

cheat codes in...books?

my world is a lie

chiasaur11

Uriel wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

I just want a cyborg arm.

Maybe with a built in flamethrower.

I like to think that isn't too much to ask.

why have one when you can have both arms!

With ceramic sword elbows.

Okay, this sounds good.

Maybe a suit of power armor.

You know, just the essentials.

Charles Kinbote

right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right

cheats you straight to the epilogue

chiasaur11

Charles Kinbote wrote: »

right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right

cheats you straight to the epilogue

Tried it.

Turns out the key to the whole thing was the font.

Gotta admit, never saw it coming.

Indie Winter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxA0QVGVEJw