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An H/A Thread by naporeon

DynagripDynagrip Break me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Hello, my name is naporeon and I have a girl problem. Well, I should say I have a girls problem.

You see I am in love with five beautiful women. They are all unique, special and intriguing in their own way.

One is an asian kung fu defender. The sex is amazing. One night she tried to kill me, the next we were in a naked embrace.

The second is sassy black demolitions expert. Our lovemaking is incendiary. I'm still having my back worked on from the last evening with her.

There's this brilliant English scientist. She's teaching at Cambridge but took a sabbatical just to spend some time with me.

The last two are siamese twin cheerleader gymnasts. I can't even describe these two!

Anyway, my problem is this. After much pondering, I sat them all down together and explained that I had been seeing all of them, and was planning on continuing to do so. Surprisingly, they were ok with this. But they had one request. I must budget my time equally between the five of them.

H/A, please provide help and advice. Should I get a Franklin planner? Can Excel handle this kind of thing or should I check out an open source option.

Thanks in advance.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh god

    What is going on

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kill yourself.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    The last two are siamese twin cheerleader gymnasts. I can't even describe these two!

    i laughed way too hard at that

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what is this you are doing?

    did you write this and put nap's name on it?

    Raneados on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    thread is misleading

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey..your're not naporean..

    Newtron on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    grow three dicks

    mrpaku on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, silly Naporeon.
    Don't let these bishes tell you what to do!
    You're the man!
    Your time goes where you bloody well feel like!

    mully on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I feel obligated to post in here.

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    if you take the bong hit upside down you are the gravity bong

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    seven men

    one woman

    an asteroid

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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report.

    The_Dciple on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    god damn it dyna what the hell is this?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The_Dciple wrote:
    Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report.

    Oh god, now you got a song from the Lion King play stuck in my head.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In reality, I use a complex algorithm designed for me by NASA.

    You can see how Dyna came to be involved.

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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Who was Joan of Arc?

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    In reality, I use a complex algorithm designed for me by NASA.

    You can see how Dyna came to be involved.
    his ass it out of this world

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    god damn it dyna what the hell is this?
    naporeon posted this. Not me. Is it not in H/A any more?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    god damn it dyna what the hell is this?
    DON'T YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE, YOU

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Move to Utah and start practicing Polygamy.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nape can't wait to tell his husband.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    pretty sure everyone knows what polygamy is

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    god damn it dyna what the hell is this?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Star_Colonel_Ian wrote:
    Move to Utah and start practicing Polygamy.

    When I see your avatar, I think it looks like a little dude who is a puppet because that trail behind him kinda looks like an arm.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Putt it in the butt.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Television tastes funny.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Television tastes funny.
    Hello to a The Geek, I was saddened that you did not make it to WafflePAX.

    mully on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek, you should take advantage of these things. I will never go to a single goddamn fauxPAX because I cannot make the 48 hour commute.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    waffle packs

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought the op was referencing Fox Force Five in Pulp Fiction, but I don't remember cheerleaders being in there

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I thought the op was referencing Fox Force Five in Pulp Fiction, but I don't remember cheerleaders being in there
    Fox Force Five? Sounds like a bunch of furries.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I thought the op was referencing Fox Force Five in Pulp Fiction, but I don't remember cheerleaders being in there
    Fox Force Five? Sounds like a bunch of furries.

    says the guy who likes his dog waaaaaaaaay too much

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Phonehand wrote:
    waffle packs

    I cracked a Belgian!

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Star_Colonel_Ian wrote:
    Move to Utah and start practicing Polygamy.

    When I see your avatar, I think it looks like a little dude who is a puppet because that trail behind him kinda looks like an arm.

    You're right, it does look like an arm is coming out of mcchris' ass. Probably from some future industry execs when he goes mainstream.

    What is yours, Geek? It looks like something from a cancelled kids TV show. Zap Brannigan made for a better avatar.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Television tastes funny.
    Hello to a The Geek, I was saddened that you did not make it to WafflePAX.

    Sorry.

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  • MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Damn it I keep thinking Naporeon is Mully and that Mully is TFS.

    Marcus on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Marcus wrote:
    Damn it I keep thinking Naporeon is Mully and that Mully is TFS.
    I am glad I'm not the only one

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    WaM

    I am red.

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