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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If you rush into a burning building to save victims of a terrorist attack, the government will pay for your health care


    in 10 years


    if you prove you aren't a terrorist.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh man that video is fantastic

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    PSN: Honkalot
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Holy fuck.

    If you are a crazy Republican candidate why the fuck do you show up for this thing? In this climate? Shit. You're not allowed to be President if you're that stupid.

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    RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    From the correspondents' dinner, deserves mention here as it covers several daily show/colbert subjects from this week

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

    it is also great

    Ok, that was pretty good.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ... Holy shit, that Lion King footage makes for a pretty sick burn.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    It was much more out there than I would have expected from a sitting president, very cool stuff.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    ... Holy shit, that Lion King footage makes for a pretty sick burn.

    My favourite moments were the "to the Fox News table, that was not my birth video, that was in fact a children's cartoon, call Disney if you don't believe me, they have the long form version" and "Michelle Bachman plans to run for president, but am unsure how she'll do it, as I hear she was born in Canada. Yes Michelle, this is how it starts."

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    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Seriously, where ARE Biggie and Tupac?

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    GospreyGosprey Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    "You fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night."

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Holy shit, that correspondence dinner video; So damn good.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Holy fuck.

    If you are a crazy Republican candidate why the fuck do you show up for this thing? In this climate? Shit. You're not allowed to be President if you're that stupid.

    Because the Washington Post invited your racist ass, in the case of Trump.

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Holy fuck.

    If you are a crazy Republican candidate why the fuck do you show up for this thing? In this climate? Shit. You're not allowed to be President if you're that stupid.

    Because the Washington Post invited your racist ass, in the case of Trump.

    I forget, is the Washington Post the good Washington paper or the bad one?

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    RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    Holy fuck.

    If you are a crazy Republican candidate why the fuck do you show up for this thing? In this climate? Shit. You're not allowed to be President if you're that stupid.

    Because the Washington Post invited your racist ass, in the case of Trump.

    I forget, is the Washington Post the good Washington paper or the bad one?

    Its opposite of NY. Washington Times is awful, Washington Post is respectable.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    They're both terrible. Don't give the Post any credit. There's not a torturer or war monger they won't hire.

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So basically, "You have activated my trap card!" applies here?

    Edit - Uh nevermind I guess. <_<

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    From the correspondents' dinner, deserves mention here as it covers several daily show/colbert subjects from this week

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

    it is also great

    That video.

    My god that video. He should instantly get a second term because of that video.

    "The Donald" didnt look too happy about the spot light being turned on him, either. Which makes it even better.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He'll get a second term because Bin Laden's dead.

    ...man, TDS is going to be spoilt for choice.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've been reading twitter since 20mins before Obama gave the announcement. I mostly follow comedians, and man, every good joke and punch line was tweeted within 5 mins of CNN confirming the news.

    I don't envy the writers who have to come up with something for tomorrow night. D:

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    Captain TragedyCaptain Tragedy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I assume tomorrow is going to be about 15 seconds of "Hey good news!", followed by 10 minutes worth of footage from cable news pundits that will make me want to punch to TV repeatedly.

    In other words, an episode of The Daily Show.

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    RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well i watched NBC, for the Brian Williams love, and it was fairly even-keeled. I look forward to seeing how cable news can make even a topic like this infuriating.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I assume tomorrow is going to be about 15 seconds of "Hey good news!", followed by 10 minutes worth of footage from cable news pundits that will make me want to punch to TV repeatedly.

    In other words, an episode of The Daily Show.

    I concur!

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've been reading twitter since 20mins before Obama gave the announcement. I mostly follow comedians, and man, every good joke and punch line was tweeted within 5 mins of CNN confirming the news.

    I don't envy the writers who have to come up with something for tomorrow night. D:
    They don't have to write anything, they'll just do what they usually do: tell Jon to make a stupid face. ;-)

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Raynaga wrote: »
    Well i watched NBC, for the Brian Williams love, and it was fairly even-keeled. I look forward to seeing how cable news can make even a topic like this infuriating.

    W8uOT.jpg

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    Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yah, that's about right.

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    RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Broken images are about right?

    I'm confused!

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    LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I just saw the episode where Stephen unclenches his sphincter, and that was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    Raynaga wrote: »
    Well i watched NBC, for the Brian Williams love, and it was fairly even-keeled. I look forward to seeing how cable news can make even a topic like this infuriating.

    W8uOT.jpg

    posted that in the osama thread

    how the fuck many times are they going to make that exact error before it stops being an accident

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    Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It was never an accident.

    Between that image, the death, and the dinner vid, yeah... pretty much know exactly how tomrrow's shows will go.

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    Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Raynaga wrote: »
    Broken images are about right?

    I'm confused!

    I meant it's about right for Fox news. Those dingleberries.

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tommorrow's shows are going to be crazy.

    BTW that image is from a fox affiliate as far as I'm aware

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    ClevingerClevinger Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    And maybe I'm alone, but tonight I've mixed up Obama and Osama in my head a few times. I don't think it's that big of a mistake.

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    kevindeekevindee Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah, but you don't type that out to get displayed on a national broadcast, and then just go "aw fuck it, I'm not correcting that". A dozen times.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah, Fox News makes that kind of "mistake" (not even specifically Osama to Obama) too often

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Alegis wrote: »
    From the correspondents' dinner, deserves mention here as it covers several daily show/colbert subjects from this week

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

    it is also great

    That video.

    My god that video. He should instantly get a second term because of that video.

    "The Donald" didnt look too happy about the spot light being turned on him, either. Which makes it even better.

    And the Bin Laden stuff interrupted the end of last night's Celebrity Apprentice.

    Obama has shit on Trump 3 times in 4 days, which is hilarious. If I were a better artist, I'd draw a nonsensical political cartoon about it.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    since when do political cartoonists qualify as good artists? :P

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, they have to be able to draw both elephants and donkeys.

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Have to say that Obama's line about "that is the kind of thing that would keep me up at night" about Trump firing Gary Busey seems a lot more.. sinister in hindsight.

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How did this happen on a week that the shows weren't off? o_O

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How did this happen on a week that the shows weren't off? o_O

    It was going to happen a couple of weeks ago, but Obama decided he really wanted to see Colbert's "We did it!"

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How did this happen on a week that the shows weren't off? o_O

    Amazing!

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