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MS[Phall]A - Sgrub: SIGNUPS CLOSED

BaidolBaidol I will hold him offEscape while you canRegistered User regular
edited April 2011 in Social Entropy++
THE PHALLA THREAD CAN BE FOUND HERE.
MS[Phalla]A: sGrub, a Game to Die For!

This phalla is Larlar approved.


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We have seen countless teenagers struggle with the inevitability of our coming. For our amusement, they lash out against forces they cannot comprehend. But, victory does bring them some consolation. A new universe is born to be their plaything, safe and ripe for their rule as gods.

Here is an excerpt from our Alternian publicity campaign:

sGrub is the latest hit game from a little known independent game developer. This game is even more exciting and dangerous than Flarp; bigger dangers! bigger thrills! Stop playing games for girls and start playing sGrub! Will you advance or abscond?

The path to victory will not be easy. It must be earned.

In every session, the Kingdom of Derse seeks to deny the players their goal. An army of pawns, lead by their feared Monarchs, will attempt to identify and destroy the interlopers. Through sheer numbers, they hope to overwhelm them. Within the ranks of Derse, however, all may not be as secure as it seems.

And, perhaps, there are others influencing the outcome of this game.

It does not matter. Zaprat and I are already there.
What is a Phalla?

A phalla is the PA forum version of the game mafia. The most basic games possess two factions, traditionally called “the village” and “the mafia”. The mafia is a secret minority who are murder the townsfolk until the numbers of the mafia are greater than the number of remaining townsfolk. The job of the hapless villagers it to use deductive reasoning and luck to successfully kill every mafia member via a vote each day.

More complex games can have multiple factions and special roles, such as seers, guardians and the like. Critical Failures has a good summary of the basic mechanics for a phalla game here. This phalla contains such special roles. Killing opposing specials and protecting your own will increase the likelihood of your success.

What is this Homestuck shit?

Homestuck is a webcomic produced by Andrew Hussie at MSPaint Adventures. We are borrowing many of the themes and game mechanics that will be used for this phalla from it. Being familiar with the comic may be beneficial for understanding and enjoying the phalla narrations, but is not necessary to effectively play the game.

Fine, how is this going to work?

I will be your host, with my partner-in-crime Zaprat.

This is the sign-ups thread. There are a total number of 70 spots available. To sign-up, post !Name. Because this is the first phalla in SE++ in a while and an entertaining game requires every member, particularly special roles, to actively participate, players will me limited to those who have been determined to have an arbitrary level of activity on the forums. You do not need 10000 posts, but you do need more than ten.

All players will be required to post in the phalla thread at least twice per day and must vote everyday. Please keep this commitment in mind when deciding to play.

All votes and special actions must be in by 9:00pm PST. All players MUST vote once a day or be kicked and/or replaced for inactivity. Similarly, all special roles must PM their actions to me by the same time or face similar consequences. If you choose to NOT use your special actions, that is acceptable, but you must still PM me your decision.

Please !Post like this to ask for clarification on something.

Sign-ups begin upon the posting of this thread and will end 2 DAYS from now. If we do not get the requisite seventy people, things will be adjusted to accommodate.

where doing it man


where MAKING THIS HAPPEN

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    All pertinent information moved to the phalla thread.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Antimatter

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've never done this before, but I'll try !Campion

    Campion on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    unfortunately I don't think I would be able to keep up this level of participation

    which sucks because I love mafis

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    do it you big baby

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Neotoma

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Your participation should be no higher than you are comfortable with. Do not feel obligated to post 100 times a day.

    You'll be less likely to be lynched by the mob, in any case.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    AGH we FINALLY have a phalla and it's flipping mspa

    I can't decide...argh

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Godmode, verily!

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Macera for my first phalla

    hope I don't get a special role

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ok fine
    !Chuckles

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've always wanted to try one of these

    !Bugboy

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Butler For Life #1

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    !Munkus

    Roleplay!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Seriously Rides Again, for the last time

    probably



    I could never miss a chance to be a part of the most despised thread in SE++

    if we could just get some ponies in here

    Seriously on
  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've played Mafia in real life and played one forum mafia game where I was killed off unjustly.

    So yeah I'm in.

    !Taya

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  • SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !snit


    feeert

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    !Seriously Rides Again, for the last time

    probably



    I could never miss a chance to be a part of the most despised thread in SE++

    if we could just get some ponies in here

    !Sign up

    If you're in, I am.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    Your participation should be no higher than you are comfortable with. Do not feel obligated to post 100 times a day.

    You'll be less likely to be lynched by the mob, in any case.

    I'm more worried about missing one of the votes per day

    Fine

    !AMP'd

    AMP'd on
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spoit

    Were doing it? Were makin it happen

    Spoit on
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    AGH we FINALLY have a phalla and it's flipping mspa

    I can't decide...argh

    I think my first and only phalla was a wheel of time one and we were teammates. I think we even won. I wish this wasn't an mspa thing but oh well.

    !Pharezon

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    Seriously Rides Again, for the last time

    probably



    I could never miss a chance to be a part of the most despised thread in SE++

    if we could just get some ponies in here

    Sign up

    If you're in, I am.

    There's just no substitute for star power

    Seriously on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Vann diras

    Vann Diras on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Seriously Rides Again, for the last time

    probably



    I could never miss a chance to be a part of the most despised thread in SE++

    if we could just get some ponies in here

    Sign up

    If you're in, I am.

    There's just no substitute for star power

    I am the Prismatic Champion!

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Nirya

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Yeah sure

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !It's Marsh

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    Chaos Reigns

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh noooooooo

    Spoit on
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Snowbeat

    finally a thread that combines my two loves: stupid internet games and stupid internet comics

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Sal

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  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !Name

    Uhh yes

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !B:L I TOLD YOU MAN

    I TOLD YOU ABOUT SIGNUPS

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pharezon wrote: »
    AGH we FINALLY have a phalla and it's flipping mspa

    I can't decide...argh

    I think my first and only phalla was a wheel of time one and we were teammates. I think we even won. I wish this wasn't an mspa thing but oh well.

    hmm wheel of time that doesn't sound familiar

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !T.J. Nutty Nub

    We'll see what doesn't stop keep happening

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FYI my first vote will be for John. As will my next vote.

    All of my votes will be towards killing John.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Man if this wasn't MSPA I would definitely sign up.

    Oh fuck it.
    !Theidar

    I'll be clueless as to the references, but at least it will be a SE++ phalla again.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !unintentional

    i have a feeling that trying to solve whatever mysterious happenings are taking place is going to paradoxically end up causing them in the first place

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    bandwagon gary

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spidergary

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    !unintentional

    i have a feeling that trying to solve whatever mysterious happenings are taking place is going to paradoxically end up causing them in the first place

    You think we're more clever than we actually are.

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