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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A man whose lips appear to have chalk on them runs down a dirt strip and throws like my sister

    a dude in riot gear taps the ball towards some dudes who appear to be standing to the side doing jumping jacks

    then everybody stands still

    CRICKET

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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

    dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

    angelheaded hipsters doing the fucking lamabada jesus dude i dunno

    i know; let's do a road trip with our buddies in the fifties and spend half our time talking to midwesterners about the dharma

    and the other half fucking each other while ripped on mescaline

    because that is solid daddy

    solid

    This reads something like a fever-induced mashup of Ginsberg and Cummings.

    Anyway re: Matlab I'm not by inclination interested in the kinds of software development that is basically its entire domain

    More like a mashup of Kerouac and William S. Burroughs.

    "On the Road" takes on a different context when you read "Big Sur."

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm downloading City of Heroes: Going Rogue as we speak.

    I anticipate that by the time it is done downloading, I will no longer want to play it.

    Thanatos on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    dk: i would recommend that you find a place somewhere between natick and boston, hopefully near the mass pike (i think that is I-90)

    natick is kind of a haul from boston and, as a young man who still enjoys life, you might want to come into the city some nights.

    How late does the commuter rail run on weekends? Obviously "all night" would be perfect but I bet it shuts down at some dumb time like 11:42.

    it runs infrequently and shuts down at a dumb time

    i'm not sure when because seriously who takes the commuter rail?

    I assumed commuters. The commuter last train departs south station at 11:00pm.

    So basically what you and the MBTA are telling me is that I should live at least in Newton.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i think it was:

    angelheaded hipsters walking negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

    i probably am misremembering that

    ginsberg was a pretty great poet to be fair

    i think the beats were the last movement in american literature that were worth a shit

    angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

    is the next line

    also I'm going to disagree because there were some great post-modernists, Pynchon and Vonnegut in particular

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Just a few weeks away from Cairo. Can someone get me a time machine?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

    dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

    angelheaded hipsters doing the fucking lamabada jesus dude i dunno

    i know; let's do a road trip with our buddies in the fifties and spend half our time talking to midwesterners about the dharma

    and the other half fucking each other while ripped on mescaline

    because that is solid daddy

    solid

    This reads something like a fever-induced mashup of Ginsberg and Cummings.

    Anyway re: Matlab I'm not by inclination interested in the kinds of software development that is basically its entire domain

    More like a mashup of Kerouac and William S. Burroughs.

    "On the Road" takes on a different context when you read "Big Sur."

    The Cummings is in the way the "i know let's go party" mid-thought interruption is reminiscent of the ending of pity this busy monster, manunkind.

    Anyway I'm familiar with Burroughs

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    dk: i would recommend that you find a place somewhere between natick and boston, hopefully near the mass pike (i think that is I-90)

    natick is kind of a haul from boston and, as a young man who still enjoys life, you might want to come into the city some nights.

    How late does the commuter rail run on weekends? Obviously "all night" would be perfect but I bet it shuts down at some dumb time like 11:42.

    it runs infrequently and shuts down at a dumb time

    i'm not sure when because seriously who takes the commuter rail?

    I assumed commuters. The commuter last train departs south station at 11:00pm.

    So basically what you and the MBTA are telling me is that I should live at least in Newton.

    moar liek jewton amirite?

    newton is pretty nice, but kind of expensive. and quite jewish. you could try, like, waltham.

    i'd just look for a short-term rent when you first move in and see what you can figure out about where you would be willing to live and how expensive it is. i can give my impressions/ advice when you get here, but it's the kind of thing you want to figure out for yourself.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    And it seems to be the night of Bernie Sanders on all the shows I watch. Though I swear I have his speeches memorized now. But they would make wonderful commercials.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Just a few weeks away from Cairo. Can someone get me a time machine?

    I AM SENDING YOU BACK TO PRE-RAPE-TIME CAIRO ELKS

    I AM SAVING YOUR PRECIOUS TINY MAN-CHASTITY

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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

    dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

    angelheaded hipsters doing the fucking lamabada jesus dude i dunno

    i know; let's do a road trip with our buddies in the fifties and spend half our time talking to midwesterners about the dharma

    and the other half fucking each other while ripped on mescaline

    because that is solid daddy

    solid

    This reads something like a fever-induced mashup of Ginsberg and Cummings.

    Anyway re: Matlab I'm not by inclination interested in the kinds of software development that is basically its entire domain

    More like a mashup of Kerouac and William S. Burroughs.

    "On the Road" takes on a different context when you read "Big Sur."

    The Cummings is in the way the "i know let's go party" mid-thought interruption is reminiscent of the ending of pity this busy monster, manunkind.

    Anyway I'm familiar with Burroughs

    Trying to get through Naked Lunch still.....christ that book will blow your mind one page and absolutely disgust you the next.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Elki, I might bug you when you get there on how things there if that is cool. I am really fascinated by the changes in the Mid East.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I'm downloading City of Heroes: Going Rogue as we speak.

    I anticipate that by the time it is done downloading, I will no longer want to play it.

    if you had any sense you would not want to play it about three years before it came out

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Trying to get through Naked Lunch still.....christ that book will blow your mind one page and absolutely disgust you the next.

    Cronenberg was really the perfect person to adapt it to film for just that reason

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    it runs infrequently and shuts down at a dumb time

    i'm not sure when because seriously who takes the commuter rail?

    I assumed commuters. The commuter last train departs south station at 11:00pm.

    So basically what you and the MBTA are telling me is that I should live at least in Newton.

    moar liek jewton amirite?

    newton is pretty nice, but kind of expensive. and quite jewish. you could try, like, waltham.

    i'd just look for a short-term rent when you first move in and see what you can figure out about where you would be willing to live and how expensive it is. i can give my impressions/ advice when you get here, but it's the kind of thing you want to figure out for yourself.

    I really don't want to move in to, like, a temporary trial apartment. That is a huge pain while working. I'd end up just staying there. I want to figure out a workable situation in one shot, preferably rent ~$1000, live there for a few years or so, then settle in somewhere more permanent if that's where I am.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i think it was:

    angelheaded hipsters walking negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

    i probably am misremembering that

    ginsberg was a pretty great poet to be fair

    i think the beats were the last movement in american literature that were worth a shit

    angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

    is the next line

    also I'm going to disagree because there were some great post-modernists, Pynchon and Vonnegut in particular

    there were! Vonnegut is delightful and Pynchon was sometimes pretty good!

    but i don't think the post-modernists were really collectively worth a shit. they just had a handful of bright spots.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I'm downloading City of Heroes: Going Rogue as we speak.

    I anticipate that by the time it is done downloading, I will no longer want to play it.

    I do the exact same thing with EvE online. I get this weird little craving, recall one or two high points, and by the time 75% roles around I've recalled all the crap that sent me running in the first place.

    ... Flying around space listening to that peaceful space music sure was nice though... no,no,NO,NO. Must remember the awful.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    should I read cities of the red night

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Jacob if you are hear, thank you for splitting the ASoIF and TV show threads.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also, the entire green line seems to shut down at midnight, even on weekends. That is some bogus shit.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I need to stop wearing this bra

    Every time Choco sees it he becomes distracted and sometimes I just want to lounge in bed with a bra y'know what I'm saying

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I find it really creepy when a girl has nothing but pictures of her kids in her Facebook photo albums. I mean, I can't jerk off to that, you know? Creepy.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Listening to Rock Sugar's Don't Stop The Sandman while waiting for laundry to finish.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    72 dead from the latest Southern storm set. Wow that is pretty nuts.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i think it was:

    angelheaded hipsters walking negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

    i probably am misremembering that

    ginsberg was a pretty great poet to be fair

    i think the beats were the last movement in american literature that were worth a shit

    angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

    is the next line

    also I'm going to disagree because there were some great post-modernists, Pynchon and Vonnegut in particular

    there were! Vonnegut is delightful and Pynchon was sometimes pretty good!

    but i don't think the post-modernists were really collectively worth a shit. they just had a handful of bright spots.

    True, though by that standard the beat writers had the advantage of selection bias; none of the truly abysmal shit saw publication because it just quietly tanked when performed

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I need to stop wearing this bra

    Every time Choco sees it he becomes distracted and sometimes I just want to lounge in bed with a bra y'know what I'm saying

    I dare you to re-post that in the burqa thread.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    postmodernism is fucking awesome

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    but enough about literature I'm going to resume reading a comic book about a guy who karate-chops robots to death

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    72 dead from the latest Southern storm set. Wow that is pretty nuts.

    These are the End Times. The pale horse is riding.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cass just go bra-less then. If he keeps getting distracted, just put a blindfold on his face.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    newton is pretty nice, but kind of expensive. and quite jewish. you could try, like, waltham.

    i'd just look for a short-term rent when you first move in and see what you can figure out about where you would be willing to live and how expensive it is. i can give my impressions/ advice when you get here, but it's the kind of thing you want to figure out for yourself.

    I really don't want to move in to, like, a temporary trial apartment. That is a huge pain while working. I'd end up just staying there. I want to figure out a workable situation in one shot, preferably rent ~$1000, live there for a few years or so, then settle in somewhere more permanent if that's where I am.

    well my experience was this:

    we moved up from the DC suburbs really hating the idea of suburban living and raytheon put us up in temporary housing in Burlington (a nearish suburb of boston) for 2 months.

    we barely made it down to boston in that time because i was working and because seriously it is a pain to drive into the city and the public transportation system for getting from suburb to city is pretty shit.

    we moved to cambridge because we were determined to be urban folk, and we've been really happy living here. still, i feel like we got pretty lucky and that our decision on where to live was kind of rash.

    unlike other places i've lived, most of the rental situations around boston involve renting out someone's converted upstairs or something. while it's kind of strange compared to what you are probably used to, it also allows for some negotiation outside of the boilerplate Archstone Properties "SIGN FOR 12 MONTHS OR WE SUE YOU" sort of thing.

    so i'd recommend casting around for a little while before committing. spring and summer are lovely times in Boston to drive & walk & bus around looking at different locations.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    but enough about literature I'm going to resume reading a comic book about a guy who karate-chops robots to death

    Living robots? Inconceivable.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Also, the entire green line seems to shut down at midnight, even on weekends. That is some bogus shit.

    tell me about it. I live on the north terminus of the green line.

    (it runs until 1 on weekends tho. i generally take a cab or walk if frankie and i are in the city late)

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What would you call the male version of a burqa?

    Broqa?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    but enough about literature I'm going to resume reading a comic book about a guy who karate-chops robots to death

    That sounds like a stunning exposure on the interactions between man and technology in a world where the intellectual pursuits of invention, dialogue and creation are subdued and repressed in favor of violent behaviors.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    I need to stop wearing this bra

    Every time Choco sees it he becomes distracted and sometimes I just want to lounge in bed with a bra y'know what I'm saying

    wearing a bra to bed is just lazy

    take care of yourself woman!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    there were! Vonnegut is delightful and Pynchon was sometimes pretty good!

    but i don't think the post-modernists were really collectively worth a shit. they just had a handful of bright spots.

    True, though by that standard the beat writers had the advantage of selection bias; none of the truly abysmal shit saw publication because it just quietly tanked when performed

    fair enough

    here's to high entry barriers!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    but enough about literature I'm going to resume reading a comic book about a guy who karate-chops robots to death

    That sounds like a stunning exposure on the interactions between man and technology in a world where the intellectual pursuits of invention, dialogue and creation are subdued and repressed in favor of violent behaviors.

    the robots


    are the patriarchy

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    postmodernism is fucking awesome

    tiresome

    postmodernism is fucking tiresome

    that is what you mean to say

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    munkus' house was destroyed by a tornado :(

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